Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[TeknoKot]

Found this....

spawned for sanctum from admins, wow.

[Gentlefood]

spawned for sanctum from admins, wow.

The Context was he was the last Human alive against a rather large swarm of Xenos. He was going to die anyways as he was overloading the SM core.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

One round we had a fuck ton of casualties at table fort so we hauled every single SSD,wounded and dead to the dropship and apperently the moruge was about to be full.

And in that round we held table fort and barely ANY aliens reached the Nexus once we had the FOB up.

[TeknoKot]

The Context was he was the last Human alive against a rather large swarm of Xenos. He was going to die anyways as he was overloading the SM core.

that weapon is literally spawned by admins for sanctum, lol. I've rarely seen any regulars use it, ever.

[Derpislav]

I've been there and that's bullshit. I have never heard that CE's name before. He was given the minigun purely because he had an overloading SM to his right and the entire hive to his left.

[forwardslashN]

I've been there and that's bullshit. I have never heard that CE's name before. He was given the minigun purely because he had an overloading SM to his right and the entire hive to his left.

I'm pretty sure that was the case. He only got to fire it once before the aliens completely rekt him. The minigun itself spawns in the hunter games, and I've seen it used there.

[Adjective]

Minigun is NOT for Sanctum. It is just a restricted gun. Sanctum also no-longer exists so...

[TeknoKot]

Minigun is NOT for Sanctum. It is just a restricted gun. Sanctum also no-longer exists so...

I've seen several Sanctum members use it a couple of rounds when SAS was still a headmin, tbh.

[Edgelord]

I've seen several Sanctum members use it a couple of rounds when SAS was still a headmin, tbh.

Can confirm.

[Adjective]

He was also reported for abuse of power at one point so...

[TeknoKot]

He was also reported for abuse of power at one point so...

Well, okay I guess..

Now, for uh, a moment.

Was playing SL, ran off, killed a praetorian, badly injured a crusher and some more. Got hugged eventually. I get nested, wait out for the right moment to leave. Then, I see I'm being handcuffed, "oh no" I say. After a while I feign my death and resist, then I get another option of resisting, I wait out for the perfect moment, however.. Six xenos were guarding the hive and hosts. I decide to just rambo my way out anyways, I quickly got out and started legging it, saw several xenos chasing me after they decided "fuck it" and bwoinked themselves several times, I escaped to the pod, got out of handcuffs, called it up. I was going to burst, so I just shot myself and got cloned.

[Derpislav]

I did a liason fax.
This was the result.

[TeknoKot]

[forwardslashN]

So I went down to the planet to open up a clinic, but someone already had a med center in the chapel. I was told that it might be better to make a trading outpost, so I did. With the help of some really cool players, this happened. One of the best rounds I've had, and I never even saw an alien.

[Releasing]

Update: The hype train has been stolen by Xur.

[vtipoman]

I did a liason fax.
This was the result.

The whole story:
Marines went planetside to fight the aliens, then the fax came. (Basically saying our funding was reduced). As the colony belonged to W-Y, we decided to return. Most marines proceeded to riot, but I went to play the arcade instead. (that's my character on the picture, Aminah) My first prize was a box of crayons. With everyone looting, I decided to have some fun and write anti-command messages. Later, more competent command staff arrived, restored order and went to fight the aliens.
Also cleaned my graffitti

[Mattmaster77]

Spawn in mid round as a Charlie SL.
Look in status for objectives.
https://gyazo.com/0e7f59e9f6c2c6cfcfadd77f563517ba

Later on while I am gearing up...
https://gyazo.com/af22cfcb4418fc2bb6ef0103760415f4

Had a couple of keks

[Edgelord]

During a round with three separate mutinies, I realized that the marines weren't getting the healing that they really needed. That is why I opened a psychiatric office in Briefing.

[SniperComZero]

IVAN IVANOFSKY, PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRIST

[Kavlo]

>Die as a marine , whateva
>See ERT get launched , yes
>Get put in ERT team , fuck yes
>I'm a pizza delivery man , I knew there was a God
>Come on board and announce on comms that someone on the Sulaco had ordered 4 pizzas
>CT comes over to me and I ask for him to pay me 100 credits for the four pizzas
>He says sure and brings me to the messhall , realises he can't pay me so he wets the floor and slips me steals the pizzas
>you motherfucker
>Say on comms that my pizzas were stolen and the CL pays me 100 credits , my work here is done
>Go to bridge to hang out since aliens are boarding
>One of the BOs /me prays silently , decide fuck it i'll pray too
>Pray to the pizza gods
>New pizza box is spawned on me , holy shit I knew there was a God
>Voice in my heads tells me I must cut open the pizza with a knife to claim my prize
>I have my mission
>Ask BO to let me out of the bridge and I run to the armoury
>Marine major victory
>Not like this pizza god
>Steal a SSD medic's ID to get into the armory and get a knife
>Cut open the pizza and there is a m41a inside
>Tell the pizza god my mission is complete
>Pizza god tells me it was too late and I have failed my mission
>I have dishonoured my Pizzaria
>Round ends , cry

[forwardslashN]

OBs, the ultimate in friendly fire.

[TeknoKot]

[coolsurf6]

So when talking about best moments, this story or life would probably be the best in the game as a survivor. So where do i begin...
I made this minigame as a survivor to not be captured at all by anyone / not be rescued.
I talk to ordukai to keep me company but he had to go log diving.
I run around gathering gear and talking to some survivors.
I then leave to go hide and wait for marines.
Found a gun but it was guarded and i had to run away from marines multipal times but i found a pistol in robotics so i used it to scare mariens by aiming at them. (pussies)
i finally get hold on the M41A and rejoice in its glory.
I sneak onto the shuttle when the marines dont notice to find a mech and some marine armor, good dusguise.
i proceed to use the mech for just running around and i hide in the most obvious space not noticed by anyone or anything

I then find out that a SSD marine is in the passenger compartment and after a while he jumps out scaring the crap out of me but does not notice me at all.
so after a while i think i should start having some fun so i petend to be a marine until i was with 1 marine only
Aim at him
Tell him to drop his shit
He pulls gun out
i shoot the shit out of him.
after that i gear up and his friends come in
runner at window
i point and shout out
marines clueless
i then walk out and go to sulaco
still unnoticed
no id (well i forgot about id theft so i had to drop it)
go back down
scream at marines to do their job



Oh and thats not all, i have the whole log on discord and a 3 hour video of the round if you want anymore.

I need some sort of award!

(Video on next page)

[Azmodan412]

So when talking about best moments, this story or life would probably be the best in the game as a survivor. So where do i begin...
I made this minigame as a survivor to not be captured at all by anyone / not be rescued.
I talk to ordukai to keep me company but he had to go log diving.
I run around gathering gear and talking to some survivors.
I then leave to go hide and wait for marines.
Found a gun but it was guarded and i had to run away from marines multipal times but i found a pistol in robotics so i used it to scare mariens by aiming at them. (pussies)
i finally get hold on the M41A and rejoice in its glory.
I sneak onto the shuttle when the marines dont notice to find a mech and some marine armor, good dusguise.
i proceed to use the mech for just running around and i hide in the most obvious space not noticed by anyone or anything

I then find out that a SSD marine is in the passenger compartment and after a while he jumps out scaring the crap out of me but does not notice me at all.
so after a while i think i should start having some fun so i petend to be a marine until i was with 1 marine only
Aim at him
Tell him to drop his shit
He pulls gun out
i shoot the shit out of him.
after that i gear up and his friends come in
runner at window
i point and shout out
marines clueless
i then walk out and go to sulaco
still unnoticed
no id (well i forgot about id theft so i had to drop it)
go back down
scream at marines to do their job



Oh and thats not all, i have the whole log on discord and a 3 hour video of the round if you want anymore.

I need some sort of award!

Cool, the thing about survivors is that you are exempt from marine rules unless you get rescued. In this case you didn't and are looting what you need to survive.

[coolsurf6]

Cool, the thing about survivors is that you are exempt from marine rules unless you get rescued. In this case you didn't and are looting what you need to survive.

Yea i didnt want to be rescued since a simple shaft miner would not be as robust as a marine and could use a gun right? It makes no sense so i was just trying to fit in and hoping the colony would be safe. Near the end of the round i was screaming at the mariens to keep the colony safe and i would kill them otherwise. It was a fun round and i hope to be a survivor again. might upload the video and put that in the post. its long so just skim though it since its 3 hours. The best parts are in the middle to the end.