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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by coolsurf6 » 14 May 2016, 01:19

https://youtu.be/7AtIeCzIScw
A snip of when i was stealing a marines gear... for some reason when i aimed at him it didnt shoot when he moved, weird
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Derpislav » 14 May 2016, 01:27

>SL is pissed
>Make a comment
>SL says "Run north and fuck off."
>And so I ran
>Walk the valley of huggers and not-so-distant xeno noises
>Decide I'm taking the joke too far and start circling back
>Came across a hunter trying to hugger decap a guy with the same last name as my character
>Save him while wondering if my stupidity took me to an alternate dimension where actually fucking off when ordered didn't turn out so well for me
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by coolsurf6 » 14 May 2016, 01:29

Derpislav wrote:>SL is pissed
>Make a comment
>SL says "Run north and fuck off."
>And so I ran
>Walk the valley of huggers and not-so-distant xeno noises
>Decide I'm taking the joke too far and start circling back
>Came across a hunter trying to hugger decap a guy with the same last name as my character
>Save him while wondering if my stupidity took me to an alternate dimension where actually fucking off when ordered didn't turn out so well for me
This will go down in history
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TeknoKot » 14 May 2016, 02:05

Derpislav wrote:>SL is pissed
>Make a comment
>SL says "Run north and fuck off."
>And so I ran
>Walk the valley of huggers and not-so-distant xeno noises
>Decide I'm taking the joke too far and start circling back
>Came across a hunter trying to hugger decap a guy with the same last name as my character
>Save him while wondering if my stupidity took me to an alternate dimension where actually fucking off when ordered didn't turn out so well for me
kaipov knows how to lead successfully, derpislav.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by coolsurf6 » 14 May 2016, 08:17

Ok here is a embarrassing moment i just had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1kj0Nhw7K4&feature=youtu.be

For those who cant watch it

>Goes off alone (as ravager)
>finds 3 emergency doors closed
>opens 2 hides behind the third
>grenade flys by me
>runs
>explodes but door undamaged
>i proceed to mock the marines by moving up and going back
>think it would be smart my charging behind the door
>charge
>bounce off wall
>in mariens sight
>knocked out
>5 fucking grenades come out of nowhere
>explodes
>dies
>completly shocked at what happened
>mad at myself for not knowing that i would bounce off a wall
>posts it on youtube
>goes on fourm because i was sad
>goes to sleep
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MauroVega » 14 May 2016, 09:05

\N wrote:OBs, the ultimate in friendly fire.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Egorkor » 14 May 2016, 09:40

coolsurf6 wrote:Ok here is a embarrassing moment i just had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1kj0Nhw7K4&feature=youtu.be

For those who cant watch it

>Goes off alone (as ravager)
>finds 3 emergency doors closed
>opens 2 hides behind the third
>grenade flys by me
>runs
>explodes but door undamaged
>i proceed to mock the marines by moving up and going back
>think it would be smart my charging behind the door
>charge
>bounce off wall
>in mariens sight
>knocked out
>5 fucking grenades come out of nowhere
>explodes
>dies
>completly shocked at what happened
>mad at myself for not knowing that i would bounce off a wall
>posts it on youtube
>goes on fourm because i was sad
>goes to sleep
yes yes and then I killed the two remaining ravagers with the same GL, don't fuck with the angry marines lad.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Perfectian » 14 May 2016, 11:13

coolsurf6 wrote:https://youtu.be/7AtIeCzIScw
A snip of when i was stealing a marines gear... for some reason when i aimed at him it didnt shoot when he moved, weird
OH YOU MADE A VIDEO OF MY SUFFERINGS.
DO YOU LIKE HURTING OTHER PEOPLE?

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by coolsurf6 » 14 May 2016, 23:10

Perfectian wrote: OH YOU MADE A VIDEO OF MY SUFFERINGS.
DO YOU LIKE HURTING OTHER PEOPLE?
:3
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by forwardslashN » 15 May 2016, 18:08

DS was called, was down to two people. Backup team arrived and wiped out the marines. Then aliens came with only six DS members to fight the entire hive. DS wiped out the hive while losing three members. I went through an entire belt of ammo mags, plus my pockets, fighting the aliens. Insane.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Azmodan412 » 15 May 2016, 18:29

I was Queen. You faced us at less than 100% combat readiness. More like 90%. We were down about 5 xenos, including two crushers.
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Post by forwardslashN » 15 May 2016, 18:33

Crushers wouldn't have done much in that scenario given their nerfs. I did laughweep at the DS who stood by the plasteel barricade and was then immediately killed as soon as the shuttle landed. Also, I was the bastard spraying on the eastern side, eventually flanked you in the firing range.
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Post by forwardslashN » 17 May 2016, 13:54

Haven't played queen in a while, but this was fun.
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Post by TeknoKot » 17 May 2016, 16:01

So, a round just passed and a funny moment occured.

Playing as SL, decided to roam around with a standard subordinate, Wilo, her last name, and we get ganged up by four runners, several other aliens and a ravager.

Wilo THROWS HER GUN AND GETS HUGGED. I start spraying the shit out of my weapon and kill several, getting the hugger off Wilo, we escaped whilst managing to badly wound the ravager to be left to die. We literally escaped the most fuckiest corner by a gang of 5+ xenos.
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Post by SagaSword » 19 May 2016, 09:48

Noize wrote:OBs, the ultimate in friendly fire.
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Wasn't that the OB i launched xD (pls don't ban me it was a misunderstanding ;-;)
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Post by forwardslashN » 19 May 2016, 10:29

SagaSword wrote: Wasn't that the OB i launched xD (pls don't ban me it was a misunderstanding ;-;)
Yeh. It looked like an accident to me, but it was still pretty funny.
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:blush: "I'm a soldier, that means I'm the defendant and the judge."

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Post by freemysoul » 20 May 2016, 12:16

coolsurf6 wrote:https://youtu.be/7AtIeCzIScw
A snip of when i was stealing a marines gear... for some reason when i aimed at him it didnt shoot when he moved, weird
So that was where you WAS hiding

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:blush: "I'm a soldier, that means I'm the defendant and the judge."

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Post by SagaSword » 22 May 2016, 17:45

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Post by GreyouTT » 23 May 2016, 06:11

>Need to build three turrets before Aliens swarm the pods.

>No wiring.


And that's how I got everyone killed.

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Post by GreyouTT » 24 May 2016, 23:33

>"Lemme just set this C4 on the table."
>"Wait why is it counting do-OH FUCK I'M DUMB"

Well there goes that vending machine.

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GreyouTT wrote:>"Lemme just set this C4 on the table."
>"Wait why is it counting do-OH FUCK I'M DUMB"

Well there goes that vending machine.
Did that with my armor once. I'm much more careful with it now.

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Post by Ocnjak20 » 25 May 2016, 15:27

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Coz we are blind and cant see that mine....Marine Logic....Flawless

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