Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[crono23]

It's a normal day in the brig...



...When suddenly a marine walks in, carrying a dead xeno behind him! My character having not seem them before in that round, is understandably freaked out, decides, that "meh, solitaire is more important".

But something seems off, the marine keeps talking about how his best friend "Jimbo" has been killed in action, and how they need medical attention. Soon it dawns on me.



...JIMBO IS THE ALIEN! I am now freaked out a little, and immediately set upon asking the marine what the hell he is talking about. He confirms my suspicions, and continues acting like the alien beside him is his best friend, Jimbo. By now a CL has appeared, more interested in the xeno than the marine, but I warn him and the CO that the marine is clearly unstable.



Thus, we bring the disturbed marine to the medbay, in the hopes that a doctor can determine something from a pysch evaluation.



However. the doctor simply thinks it is a case of "Bald PTSD". Truly a most horrific mental condition. The CO, realizing that while we can't brig him, the marine is still unfit for duty, and asks the patient to come to the bridge for reassignment to the Sulaco's janitor.

RIP Jimbo.

[flagsteeler]

this is what happens right before the supermatter blows up. pretty cool

[Monoo]

Medic slugs a burning patient in the jaw, hitting him so hard that he dies instantly. RIP my sides.

[crono23]

[Warnipple]

Back story: CL was executed without following marine law so an admin came on to rectify the situation. What Mother says and then what Commander Grey Vil says afterwards is a gem.

[Warnipple]

And everyone getting on board with the story.



The entire story if anyone is interested:

I started the game as Corporate Liason or as I like to call it Cylon Leader. Fast forward about 90 minutes where a whole mess of stuff happens including me being stupid. I offered to trade a fully loaded laptop to a marine in exchange for a loyalty implant on him but he refused and went and tattled to the MPs and CO. Somewhat metagaming here since he shouldn't know what loyalty implants are except they imply loyalty. At this point: I've loyalty implanted a survivor. The survivor was willing to take the implant because he was loyal to the Company but the MP and CO were getting suspicious.

With the help of the implanted survivor, Hober Mallow, I invited them to my office where I incapacitated them and injected the CO and an MP with implants. All was going well and I even got all access off the loyalty implanted CO... UNTIL the MP died and was revived and spilled the beans after he revived. On how I implanted the CO and him. So the CO, still being implanted, tells everyone to calm down and everything is fine while the XO, a BO and the MP have me arrested. I go in willingly to serve my time because implanted a CO is not really mutiny plus I have the CO in my pocket. I expected to serve time but instead the CO ends up to get 'semi-mutinied'. Some marines tried to force him to have the implant removed so they shot him up a bit to where he then hid in medbay. I don't know much about this because I was in the brig but apparently he was fighting with his commander's sword which I found to be hilarious.

So anyway, fast forward a bit. My jail setence is counting down from 20 minutes to about 5 minutes. No idea where the CO is but it'll probably take more than 5 minutes to get him revived and authorize an execution and I should've been safe because of double jeopardy, can't be tried for the same crime twice. What happens instead is the XO resets my sentence when it was about 4 minutes left out of 20 minutes back to 20 minutes which was bullshit. I spend another 10 minutes in the brig then he comes back and says he's gonna execute me for mutiny and terrorist collaborations which is also bullshit because I did nothing to mutiny and I work for the Company. I tell him that along with "only the CO can authorize executions" and he can't reset my sentence like that.

He doesn't listen and I get put in the solitary without a radio which is a marine law rule they broke. Until someone said in LOOC chat then I was allowed a radio. The CO comes back and authorizes my execution for treason which is a marine law that doesn't exist. During my execution, I was in a straight jacket but the survivor I implanted was disguised as a bravo squad marine and tried to save me but it failed (hilariously). I'm dragged back to the firing squad in briefing and wasn't given last words, another marine law that they broke.

Okay now this is where the fun part comes in. No admins were online at the moment so someone goes and grabs and admin for me. The admin came on and found that it was a wrongful execution but also notes that we still use the corporation law. Loyalty implants and implanting are also not against the law and they shouldn't have known about them so there was some metagaming. I didn't want the CO Grey Vil job banned or anything because he's a good guy, just didn't know so I ask for a PMC or Death Squad. Shortly after is where the screen shots come in. CO Grey Vil makes up the story that I fell down some stairs, stairs are executed and everyone goes along with it.

Eventually tactical lawyers or WY PMCs are called in.


The PMC squad or tact lawyers, instead of going in guns blazing decided to RP it out, which turned out to be quite fun. The CO leads us to the bridge and naturally we pass by briefing but it was SPOTLESS. The CLs body was gibbed but everything had been removed and everything cleaned. Only a single chair and a bottle of space cleaner was left in briefing. A PMC decided to comment that it looked like some sort of execution happened there.

At the bridge.


When the CO was confronted, he started making up a big story on where the CL went. First he fell down some stairs, then some ladders because stairs don't exist on the Sulaco and he was cremated. He wasn't cloned because his will stated that he wanted to be cremated and didn't want to be cloned. When asked for the will it was sent to his family and later he claimed that the will was cremated too (who in the right mind cremates a will?). So the PMCs starting questioning the CO about the story and he kept changing it several times. The questions started getting ridiculous to the point where it was assumed that CO and the CL had a homosexual relationship and the former was killed because of a lovers quarrel despite the CL having a family too.

Eventually the PMCs execute the CO and the XO and hold up in the bridge. Insisting, through priority messages that the marines keep fighting on the ground. Eventually they learn the truth from a Marine Engineer hostage that surrendered during the firefight in the bridge. The PMCs hold up in the bridge until the Xenomorphs attack and then its decided that the PMCs would head back to their pod. Spoilers: They don't make it but Marines and PMCs set aside their differences and fight the bigger threat. The Xenos.

Overall it was one of the funnest rounds I've had in a while so I wrote this story as remembrance. A lot of stuff did go poorly but in the end, I hope a lot of people found it fun.

[GreyHound501]

The Grey Vil story extended: It is I CO Grey Vil
So Basically this is just a little extra to warnipples story from my point of view. So as he explained I got killed in the bridge by a PMC who shot my face off which was funny because at this point in time the MODs decided to get in on the fun making mother reports saying "It is I CO Grey Vil" and such along those lines. Well my marines weren't buying it so they took postions outside of the bridge even setting up a Sentry outside forcing the PMCs to hide inside. Which while all this was happening all the marines still on the planet got slaughtered on the escape pod because no one called it up until it was too late but besides that. They had a PMC come out of the bridge dressed up in my clothes and my id tryng to claim to be me which got him shot. And at this point in time the aliens invaded and were surprised because we had no defenses at all to repel them from the ship. Okay so they invade and every scrambles trying to defend the sully and a doctor decides hey I am gonna clone the CO during the middle of this. So she finds my head and finds the XOs body which is missing a head she sews my head back onto the XOs body and clones me which I awaken and try to rally my men to fight them off but it wasn't gonna happen. So Derpi uses his mod powers to give everyone in the medbay a claymore and the medical highlanders beat the shit out of a crusher which was fucking hilarious to watch but all in all it was a very fun round that I shall remember for quite some time and even better it was my first round as CO

[Disco Dalek]

So Derpi uses his mod powers to give everyone in the medbay a claymore and the medical highlanders beat the shit out of a crusher which was fucking hilarious to watch but all in all it was a very fun round that I shall remember for quite some time and even better it was my first round as CO

That was the most fun I've had as a doctor in a long time. We could have pushed the xenos completely out of medbay if they didn't start throwing huggers around.

[Warnipple]

Alright so here's a story of another super fun CL round I had today.

I started the game as CL after a server restart. In the previous round, I had already sent faxes regarding the mission to LV-624 but this time I decided to RP with my character having some KNOWN knowledge of the experiments taking place at LV-624.


My character starts the round off by asking for extra supplies to deal with the 'threat' on the planet. Not telling the marines and command that there is a threat there of course but he assumes it would be necessary to deal with it. So WY sends a shipment of weapons and he goes and inspect them. Looks good, it was a full compliment of specialist weapons.

Fast forward about 30 minutes. The first survivor arrives on board the Sulaco. This survivor is badly wounded, missing a leg and needs surgery done so I escort the survivor along with a Doctor and a marine to medbay. My chracter supervises the surgery by the doctor as is required of his job: to keep an eye on the survivor at all times until an assessment can be made if they're a risk to the Company. The Doctor was unable to complete the surgery though because midway through, a predator busts in and kidnaps the survivor while shooting the CL and the Doctor. The predator goes deep into maint with the survivor. The CL gives chase after the predator yelling that the survivor is the property of WY and he should get his greasy paws off her but the predator wouldn't have any of it and shot the CL a couple times again. The CL rushes back to medbay to get emergency treatment and when the CL goes back, he sees that the survivor has been gibbed. All that remains are parts of the former survivor.

Infuriated that the someone would defile and destroy WY property, the CL sends a fax to WY HQ about the incident and he deals with this the only way he knows how: bureaucratically. So he writes up a notice to have the Unknown Humanoid (the predator) to be sued and leaves it at the corpse of the survivor. Some times pass and USCM high command sends some Dutch's Dozen mercenaries to help with the process. The CL greets the Mercenaries at their loading dock and gives them their job to retrieve the Unknown Humanoid and bring it back for further questioning or the pay for his/her crime. The Mercenaries head down Planet side and a fight ensues. They fight Aliens and the Predator, reports say there were more than 1 Predator too. The fight was bloodly with losses on both sides. They manage to down a Predator at the cost of many Marine and mercenary lives.

Fast forward about an hour or two. My character send some faxes to WY HQ regarding the situation and plays the arcade machine in the office because there's nothing else to do. Soon a full retreat is announced by the XO. 3 out of the 6 Mercenaries return back to the ship badly wounded. They report that they were able to kill 1 of the Unknown Humanoid and retrieve some alien advanced technological artifacts from its corpse. They request that the CL send a fax to WY HQ regarding the discovery and the CL agrees. So they send a fax signed by the near-dead mercenary while the CL adds that he request reinforcements or resupplies even old Scottish highlanders lying around would do or OFF of this incompetent ship along with the precious artifact.

Some time passes and an offer of some of Uncle's Gitz special reserve, the last bottle, to the near dead mercenary to help ease his pain. He needed to see a Doctor but he was having none of it, most likely because he couldn't go there himself. His buddy comes to retrieve him to move to medbay.

Soon another mercenary comes and asks if WY sent a reply, he goes and checks the replies and there it was. A golden piece of paper telling the CL to eliminate all 3 of the mercenaries and retrieve the artifact for they know too much. Having read this, my character is shocked that WY is requesting this but he is loyal and dutiful to WY or else he wouldn't have been chosen to be the Corporate Liason and he will answer the call. Immediately he goes to his locker to retrieve some anesthetic and injects it quickly on the innocent but death sentenced Mercenary in his office. He drags him back to his quarter's where he proceeds to beat him to death with his own machete but he was too slow because the Mercenary was able to call for help at the brink of death.

My character quickly hides the body in the hidden hallway behind the book case. Soon another mercenary comes in with a Doctor. They question about the blood but he tells them its monkey blood. The CL grabs the other anesthetic needle that he had prepared for this moment and injects the Mercenary with it and push the Doctor out of the office. This one is shot to death with a VP78 attached with a suppressor that he received from the WY weapons shipment at the beginning of the game. The suppressor was very useful with masking of the sound.

Now with 2 out of 3 Mercenaries dead. I head to Medbay to retrieve the third and finish the deed. He was unconscious so it was an easy deed. He drags him out into a shady maint hallway and proceed to shoot him. A Doctor tries to follow but runs at the sound of gunfire. Soon there is chatter on the radios. Conflicting reports of the CL murdering Mercenaries. Some side with the Company and some yell for the CL's head. WY delivers a message that the CL must not be harmed and PMCs are dispatched to escort the CL off. So my character goes and hids in a locker until the shuttle arrives, while scavenging for marine equipment to disguise as someone else. He finds a Corporate Stooge's ID card on the ground in the hanger, a fitting ID card.

When the PMCs arrive, my character greets the PMCs and quietly sneaks onto the shuttle. He sends the PMCs to go to his office to retrieve the alien artifact but then its learned that the shuttle was malfunctioning and could not undock, shit. USCM then receives orders to eliminate the CL. So more conflicting radio chatter ensues. Some, especially those at Cargo, say that the CL should be allowed to live but command onboard the Sulaco wants the CL dead for murder. So the XO busts into the PMC shuttle with a SADAR and blows away a PMC, missing me by a couple meters (tiles). A fight ensues, PMC against Marine. The PMCs along with the CL make their way to medbay while they hold up. Around this time the Aliens start sieging the Sulaco as well and the escape shuttles are called.

30 seconds left on the escape shuttles with all but 2 PMCs dead. The CL and the PMCs decide to make a break for the Company Escape pod near the Liason's office. Little did they know that under the ladder was a queen and a big compliment of Alien forces. This was the end of the PMCs and the CL sadly.

Overall it was a pretty fun round. I enjoyed it very much and I hope others did too. I imagine it may have sucked for the Dutch's Dozen not to be able to fight onboard the Sulaco though and the Marine defense was pretty terrible because the PMCs killed a handful of Marines and Doctors. A Doctor managed to kill an Alien and a PMC too.

[coolsurf6]

Alright so here's a story of another super fun CL round I had today.

I started the game as CL after a server restart. In the previous round, I had already sent faxes regarding the mission to LV-624 but this time I decided to RP with my character having some KNOWN knowledge of the experiments taking place at LV-624.


My character starts the round off by asking for extra supplies to deal with the 'threat' on the planet. Not telling the marines and command that there is a threat there of course but he assumes it would be necessary to deal with it. So WY sends a shipment of weapons and he goes and inspect them. Looks good, it was a full compliment of specialist weapons.

Fast forward about 30 minutes. The first survivor arrives on board the Sulaco. This survivor is badly wounded, missing a leg and needs surgery done so I escort the survivor along with a Doctor and a marine to medbay. My chracter supervises the surgery by the doctor as is required of his job: to keep an eye on the survivor at all times until an assessment can be made if they're a risk to the Company. The Doctor was unable to complete the surgery though because midway through, a predator busts in and kidnaps the survivor while shooting the CL and the Doctor. The predator goes deep into maint with the survivor. The CL gives chase after the predator yelling that the survivor is the property of WY and he should get his greasy paws off her but the predator wouldn't have any of it and shot the CL a couple times again. The CL rushes back to medbay to get emergency treatment and when the CL goes back, he sees that the survivor has been gibbed. All that remains are parts of the former survivor.

Infuriated that the someone would defile and destroy WY property, the CL sends a fax to WY HQ about the incident and he deals with this the only way he knows how: bureaucratically. So he writes up a notice to have the Unknown Humanoid (the predator) to be sued and leaves it at the corpse of the survivor. Some times pass and USCM high command sends some Dutch's Dozen mercenaries to help with the process. The CL greets the Mercenaries at their loading dock and gives them their job to retrieve the Unknown Humanoid and bring it back for further questioning or the pay for his/her crime. The Mercenaries head down Planet side and a fight ensues. They fight Aliens and the Predator, reports say there were more than 1 Predator too. The fight was bloodly with losses on both sides. They manage to down a Predator at the cost of many Marine and mercenary lives.

Fast forward about an hour or two. My character send some faxes to WY HQ regarding the situation and plays the arcade machine in the office because there's nothing else to do. Soon a full retreat is announced by the XO. 3 out of the 6 Mercenaries return back to the ship badly wounded. They report that they were able to kill 1 of the Unknown Humanoid and retrieve some alien advanced technological artifacts from its corpse. They request that the CL send a fax to WY HQ regarding the discovery and the CL agrees. So we send a fax signed by the near-dead mercenary while the CL adds that he request reinforcements or resupplies even old Scottish highlanders lying around would do or OFF of this incompetent ship along with the precious artifact.

Some time passes and an offer of some of Uncle's Gitz special reserve, the last bottle, to the near dead mercenary to help ease his pain. He needed to see a Doctor but he was having none of it, most likely because he couldn't go there himself. His buddy comes to retrieve him to move to medbay.

Soon another mercenary comes and asks if WY sent a reply, I go and check my reply and there it was. A golden piece of paper telling the CL to eliminate all 3 of the mercenaries and retrieve the artifact for they know too much. Having read this, my character is shocked that WY is requesting this but he is loyal and dutiful to WY or else he wouldn't have been chosen to be the Corporate Liason and he will answer the call. Immediately he goes to his locker to retrieve some anesthetic and injects it quickly on the innocent but death sentenced Mercenary in his office. He drags him back to his quarter's where he proceeds to beat him to death with his own machete but he was too slow because the Mercenary was able to call for help at the brink of death.

My character quickly hides the body in the hidden hallway behind the book case. Soon another mercenary comes in with a Doctor. They question about the blood but he tells them its monkey blood. I grab the other anesthetic needle that I had prepared for this moment and inject the Mercenary with it and push the Doctor out of my office. This one is shot to death with my VP78 attached with a suppressor that I received from the WY weapons shipment at the beginning of the game. The suppressor was very useful with masking of the sound.

Now with 2 out of 3 Mercenaries dead. I head to Medbay to retrieve the third and finish the deed. He was unconscious so it was an easy deed. He drags him out into a shady maint hallway and proceed to shoot him. A Doctor tries to follow but runs at the sound of gunfire. Soon there is chatter on the radios. Conflicting reports of the CL murdering Mercenaries. Some side with the Company and some yell for the CL's head. WY delivers a message that the CL must not be harmed and PMCs are dispatched to escort the CL off. So my character goes and hids in a locker until the shuttle arrives, while scavenging for marine equipment to disguise as someone else. He finds a Corporate Stooge's ID card on the ground in the hanger, a fitting ID card.

When the PMCs arrive, my character greets the PMCs and quietly sneaks onto the shuttle. He sends the PMCs to go to his office to retrieve the alien artifact but then its learned that the shuttle was malfunctioning and could not undock, shit. USCM then receives orders to eliminate the CL. So more conflicting radio chatter ensues. Some, especially those at Cargo, say that the CL should be allowed to live but command onboard the Sulaco wants the CL dead for murder. So the XO busts into the PMC shuttle with a SADAR and blows away a PMC, missing me by a couple meters (tiles). A fight ensues, PMC against Marine. The PMCs along with the CL make their way to medbay while they hold up. Around this time the Aliens start sieging the Sulaco as well and the escape shuttles are called.

30 seconds left on the escape shuttles with all but 2 PMCs dead. The CL and the PMCs decide to make a break for the Company Escape pod near the Liason's office. Little did they know that under the ladder was a queen and a big compliment of Alien forces. This was the end of the PMCs and the CL sadly.

Overall it was a pretty fun round. I enjoyed it very much and I hope others did too. I imagine it may have sucked for the Dutch's Dozen not to be able to fight onboard the Sulaco though and the Marine defense was pretty terrible because the PMCs killed a handful of Marines and Doctors. A Doctor managed to kill an Alien and a PMC too.

Now i want to play a CL

[northcote4]

The CL gives chase after the predator yelling that the survivor is the property of WY and he should get his greasy paws off her

Infuriated that the someone would defile and destroy WY property, the CL sends a fax to WY HQ about the incident and he deals with this the only way he knows how: bureaucratically.

This right here is exactly what I love most about CL. Well played, Warnipple.

[Casany]

i wish i wasnt banned from CL...

[coolsurf6]

i wish i wasnt banned from CL...

Appral it then. You seem interested in playing it.

[Azmodan412]

This isn't as impressive as the previous stories, but pretty fucking awesome anyway. So I spawned in as a Survivor, praise RNGesus, and woke up in the IA dome. First thing I did was strip the stooge of literally EVERYTHING, then took the katana. I unbolted the booze-o-mat and hid in the cabinet in the top left room. Fast forward about twenty minutes, my character is singing 'Auld Lang Syne' to himself when he hears the pod come. He comes out of the cabinet and undoes the blast doors to see the meme-rines. He was seen, plain and simple by a delta marine who then went away. He skirted fate at least 7 times with runners bashing on the windows until he finally used the messenger thingy on the wall to actually tell the retarded soldiers where he is. They came, marine got decapped rescuing Tyler, and he took a machete and killed the next hunter to pounce while its stunned. Success. He then strutted around the FoB of Telecomms in his Stooge gear, acting like the king of the world and almost got in a fight. He had a wonderful chat with Barclay or whatever his name is, of course in barely understandable scottish accents. He hunted for the missile silo event with the Alpha squad leader and found it, getting a battle rifle out of it all. He decapitated a crit marine with his machete and an Alpha marine was blamed for it and shot dead after he returned to the FoB. Time passes, xenos TRY invading and queen steps on a mine or something. Dead Queen. Oh and he nearly decapitated Tetsuo Singh for being anti-Scot.

Tyler took a shotgun slug to the noggin, breaking his skull and brain damage. When he was medivac'd, Melissa hung with em and the two Scottish friends saw each other again. Instead of getting surgery to fix his skull and brain, BOTH doctors that round went to Cryo, leaving Tyler high and dry. He was inducted into Alpha Squad for being a badass Scotsman and nearly dying in the line of duty. He got a snazzy new wheelchair and sung Auld Lang Syne, irritating Northcote4, and manned briefing with his battle rifle. He shouted encouragement while being blind as a bat from brain damage and yelling 'SKREE' to everyone nearby every so often. The Alpha Squad leader brought him to cloning when marines won by last two xenos having ghosted. All in all, Tyler's kill count is 1 marine and 3 xenos from placed mines and a machete and survived until the end, being the last survivor alive on the front lines for 95% of the round. That's a survivor win in my book.

[Scrat505]

It was a standard combat medic round for me. usual shit, not worth mentioning. Eventually, when I was defending medbay when xenos boarded, I ran into surgery and hid in the closet as the xenos steamrolled medbay. A huge Boiler ate the dead guy on the surgery table, but never opened the locker. I eventually slipped out, EVERYONE ELSE but me and one other dude long dead by then, and stole an XOs ID from the.. dead XO, obviously. Slipped onto the pod when there were no aliens, then droppodded planetside. I was messaged and admins requested I suicide to end the round. Didn't. Round ended anyway without my death very shortly after. Cheeky escape indeed.

[Warnipple]

Alright another story. This was from a couple days ago but was fun none the less. This time I was playing a survivor with Rosewell Ray as the Corporate Liason.

The story begins with my survivor, a Colonial Marshal, wakes up in the bathroom of the Nexus. No idea how he gets there, he turns on his flashlight to find another survivor bust in through the broken windows above. We'll call this survivor T, surprised that the Marshal is still alive, they both go to security to retrieve weapons and decide to hold up in Engineering. When they arrive to Engineering with the weapons, they find a third survivor, Survivor F. Together they barricade Engineering but when barricades were almost done, Survivor T decides to leave because he had forgotten something.

Soon help arrives to Engineering, my survivor and survivor F are retrieved and go to the Sulaco with escorts. There they speak with the Corporate Liason and tell him of a third survivor. My Survivor professes loyalty to the Company while survivor F is.. Well on the fence. My Survivor is loyalty implanted unbeknownst to Survivor F. A short while later, it is reported that Survivor T has been found. Survivor T refuses to return to the Sulaco, the Corporate Liason judges Survivor T to be a liability. So both the Survivors and Liason head Planetside to try and convince Survivor T to return. They head down there and they are successful although Survivor T is still reluctant.

Together, all three the Survivors with the Liason return to the Liason's office to discuss matters. The Liason requires that all Survivors take an oath of silence regarding the events on the planet. They'll be paid handsomely of course. My Survivor agrees, being loyal to the Company and a Colonial Marshall on a WY planet. Survivor F is on the fence still and Survivor T tells the CL to fuck off because of the atrocities he witnessed on the Planet were unforgivable. Survivor T leaves the office while the CL faxes WY and tells my Survivor and Survivor F to wait in his office.

Moving forward about 10 minutes. The CL tells us that Survivor T must be eliminated but it must be done cleanly and not linked back to the Company. Preferably, bring Survivor T back to the colony and have create an 'accident' for him there. My Survivor agrees it must be done but Survivor F needs time to think it off. While my Survivor prepares to take Survivor T back to the Planet, Survivor F goes and tattles to Survivor T, he tells him everything. The plan, the murder plot, the reason, everything. Angered by this Survivor T confronts my Survivor during preparations. As my Survivor prepares to draw his service revolver, Survivor T opens fire with his MAR40 which kills my Survivor.

(However this is not the end. Me being dead, I'll now tell you the story of the CL and how he escaped justice. As I was a ghost.)

After my Survivor dies, gunfire is reported in the halls, multiple MPs come to investigate. Survivor T and Survivor F claimed that the victim was killed in self-defence and rightly so. They claim that the Liason is responsible which is also right. The MPs and the Commander, along with the Survivor go to the Liason's office to have it investigated. The Liason at this point had not been following Company procedure and had not destroyed his faxes yet so it was a risky situation for him. He hid his faxes in the briefcase located in his office. The CO and MPs searched the Liason's office and then his quarters but luckily, the Liason had the briefcase on his person. The MPs neglected to search the Liason. The CO and MPs were content with their search that yielded nothing to implicate the Liason and the victim in a murder plot so the CO was satisfied.

Both Survivors were angered at this and protested but it only annoyed the CO and the CO had the MPs take the Survivor's weapons away instead. So that another murder could not take place. Both of them disagreed so they ran.

At this point, everyone starts to leave the Liason's office. Once all of them were all gone, the Liason quickly closes his shutters and destroys all the documents in his briefcase. Phew, that was a close one! So while the Survivors are on the run and the MPs don't really give chase, the Survivors keep protesting in Sulaco general chat that the Liason is guilty and Survivor F had heard all of the murder plot. However its Survivor F's word against the Liason.. Of course the Liason would win. Survivor T is arrested for destroying property and disobeying the law. Not quite sure what his charges were but he would spend the rest of his days in the brig with SSD.

Angered by this, Survivor F decides to take matters into his own hands. Being an Engineer on the colony, he takes his tools of his trade to steal a firearm and breaks into the Liason's quarters. What soon happens is Survivor F firing first and the Liason firing back with his VP70 in self-defense. Both sides are wounded, gunfire is reported in the Liason's quarters but only 1 remains. The Liason is alive, moderately untouched because he had managed to dodge most of the bullets fired by Survivor F. So now MPs are dispatched to investigate and the Liason, in the right of the law, invites the MPs in and explains the situation. The MPs believe the Liason because of Survivor F's claims on the comms that the Liason was a danger to the crew. Survivor F is sent to the morgue, never to return.

With his name cleared, the Liason goes to the morgue to revive my Survivor, the Colonial Marshal. The Marshal is revived but he is no longer loyalty implanted and he knows this. The Liason and Marshal talk privately in his office. The Liason offers a big payment for his loyalty and continued loyalty but the Marshal says this is not enough (to progress the RP of course). The Marshal wants double. The Liason unable to pay, offers diamonds but the Marshal demands thalers. So without any ability to pay the Liason secretly invites the Marshal to his quarters claiming that the money is located there but with a deadly intent. The Marshal enters with the Liason and there the Liason brutally murders the Marshal with his VP70 but he was too slow because the Marshal was able to call for help on the comms before he died.

(So I'm dead again, heh.)

So now the Liason is on the run. He runs away with the CO and MPs hot on his tail. He manages to make it to the shuttle and launches it just in the nick of time. He makes it down to the planet while back on the Sulaco, My Survivor is revived a SECOND time. Once he's revived, having no idea of what happened (5 minute memory loss), someone tells him of the situation. The Liason murdered the Marshal in cold blood in his quarters. The Marshal, with a strong sense of justice, vows to arrest the Liason and bring him in for his crimes. He looks around in the morgue for Marine gear and heads to the pods to be sent down. On the pod, he tell everyone that he's after the Liason. He wants to bring him back alive and bring him in for his crimes. The Marines question his actions, some are skeptical but they agree.

On the Planet, the campaign is almost over. The Xenomorphs are pushed back into their caves where they attempt to hold onto the last shreds of life. My Survivor, along with a Bravo Marine investigates the LV-624. The former colony is barren and infested with black weeds, the once glorious colony is now in ruins. A shadow of its former self. The two investigate various areas of the colony before receiving the order from High Command to move into the caves. They investigate the caves together. The Marshal mainly in search of the Liason to bring him back, cloned if necessary so he may stand trial for his crimes.

The pair find a marine calling for help. The Marshal starts breaking down the wall but the Bravo marine walks back...

The Bravo marine fires a rifle grenade at the Marshal. The Marshal goes down and is shot a bunch of times. The Marine pulls out his combat knife and takes off his mask. As he is decapitating the Marshal, it turns out the Bravo Marine that had been on the pod with the Marshal since the beginning was actually the Liason disguised as a Bravo Marine. Before the Liason could finish decapitating the Marshal, so that he could never be revived again, a xenomorph spots a chance and jumps the Liason. The Liason tries to fight back but he is pinned down the hunter.

And thats the end of the story. Lots of fun was had. No one survives. The xenomorphs on the Planet are eventually wiped out from the Planet. The voices of the twice-revived Marshal or the Liason is never to be heard of again.

[MauroVega]

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Kathleen Redd-2016

[Casany]

So, i know this round happened a week ago but i would like to share it. It all started when i awoke as a medic. i got my pills, and whatnot, my machete, my SMG, and went to briefing. from there, we went on the pod. we secured FOB at tcomms, and so far it seemed like a normal round (for me) fast foward an hour and we were being over run at tcomms, and we were retreating. the pod had the cooldown as far as i could tell so everyone in there was just waiting until the shutters collapsed and they died. well, i wasn't having any of it. I retreated to the jungle west, and held out there for a while. once i got reports aliens were attacking the sully i decided this was my time to ACT! I ran to crashed shuttle which conveniently had everything i needed to make a lodge to hold out. once it was built, i got told there was still a drone on planet. at this point i was almost out of ammo, with one mag left, and asked if anyone could rescue me. Well come to find out i was right and the pod never left, with everyone inside slaughtered (i assume) anyway, right before i was about to get to pod i heard hissing outside the shuttle. i knew that i might not be able to take on a drone, so I thought i might be left. well, Jack Knight came down to save me apparently. While he was riding down I was trying to fight a queen AND a drone with very little ammo. by the time Jack arrived i was hugged and nested, but Jack, like a hero, shot 5(?) grenades rapid fire, killing the drone and severely injuring the queen. the queen screeched and killed jack, but i was able to escape into a lodge that was dug into a cave wall. i still had a grenade so i tried to throw it at queen. well it screeched AGAIN and got me down, but i had primed the grenade. It hurt me and the queen, specifically me, and with no guns i resorted to my machete. Me and the queen fought, and since the round had ended we didnt have much time. It retreated because i was a BAD ASS and almost macheted it to death, and so i chased. i picked up a rifle and i found the queen in crit on weeds. Well, i didnt shoot it like a dumbass because i thought i could finish it off. it screeched, not knowing what a fair fight was, and downed me. and that is the end of my story.


Basically i almost macheted a queen to death after all the other marines had boarded pods and escaped.

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

Iron bears took over the sulaco during a xeno invasion. Took the chance to assert themselfs as new commanders.

[Varnock]

Bribing us with donuts? Those monsters!

I'll take a maple bar

[Daman453]

It wasn't a takeover, those iron bears were peaceful. I was chill with them

[northcote4]

Ivan Ulianov, Josen 'Flex' Keelin and Jackson 'Sly' Marbo playing a round-ending game of Life-Or-Gut poker with the Alien Empress as some of the last survivors aboard the Sulaco. This battle to the death took place in the engineer's secret poker room.

Ivan: SSD.
Josen: Two aces.
Jackson: Two twos.
Queen: Two nines and two eights.





Queen confirmed for dirty psychic cheater.

The losing players were gutted horrifically.

[TeknoKot]

[Warnipple]

That was hilarious. In dead chat, when they died, someone was like Press F to pay respects. A bunch of people said "f".

[GreyHound501]

I sadly cannot upload the picture of this but I decided one round to rp as a alien as if I was a human kid talking to their mother all the time so I joined middle of the round and needed jelly so I ran up to the queen shouting MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM until she finally answered and then gave me jelly after that she asked me to go do runner stuff and I whined asking why I had to do runner stuff and how it was unfair when I always had to do runner stuff when my other sisters never have to and then I finally went to do runner stuff and died on a mine five steps later :<