Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Renomaki » 24 Jul 2016, 16:40

Infant Punter wrote: Your signature makes that 3x funnier.
Oh god, that makes it even more embarrassing.

It is gonna be hard to live down, man...
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 24 Jul 2016, 17:08

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Gahn'tha-cte Bhu'ja with his freshly dueled Ancient Empress. Bless.
Damn near killed me. Took down like, half my health by the end of that fight.
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Post by Drofoljaelisglis » 24 Jul 2016, 17:59

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Quite a fitting place to die, really. Gave the marines a moving target in the firing range for once.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TeknoKot » 24 Jul 2016, 18:42

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:blush: "I'm a soldier, that means I'm the defendant and the judge."

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Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov says, "You're all fucking stupid."

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Post by TeknoKot » 30 Jul 2016, 04:10

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When you don't trust marines and decide to kill anyone entering your lair.

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Best kill box around, just throw a grenade and they'll be done with.
:blush: "I'm a soldier, that means I'm the defendant and the judge."

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Post by Warnipple » 30 Jul 2016, 11:09

Supermatter was ejected from the Sulaco and somehow killed a bunch of larva.

That hero MT, Bryson Clewett, would end up spending his days in the brig.

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Post by Renomaki » 30 Jul 2016, 12:11

Damn, now that is what I call a tactical nuke.

Wonder if it helped win the round for marines?
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Post by ZDashe » 01 Aug 2016, 06:28

@Renomaki, Nope it didn't... That round even a researcher got banned for powergaming by using remote chem nades all around the hangar, insta killing about 15+ Xenos (only T2s and 3s survived) upon Rasputin arrival, and the entire 22 Xeno invasion force all died. After a few more hours, surviving Xenos on planet rebuilt and warded off Marine assault and got back up. Even then, it was an Alien Minor, with 4 surviving Marines vs 8 Xenos (6 were XRT).
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Post by ZDashe » 01 Aug 2016, 07:13

Fear the facehuggers.
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Roasted Huggers and broken faces in the same round:
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by SagaSword » 01 Aug 2016, 09:40

ZDashe wrote:Fear the facehuggers.
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Looks like this tactic never gets old, because in the past > viewtopic.php?f=64&t=739&start=900#p55827

Roasted Huggers and broken faces in the same round:
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Renomaki » 01 Aug 2016, 11:35

SagaSword wrote: Rip facehugger army, may the lord and empirah smile upon you.
Times like that is when you wanna have a flamethrower on you for room clearing.

Goodness me..
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Post by Bigchilly » 01 Aug 2016, 12:17

Aliens rushed LZ2 last night and went to the sully, leaving charlie squad and some others at nexus fort. We were told by MOTHER to get on the pod for evac. Got on the pod, arrived at the sully, killed some aliens, and hopped on escape pod 1 with little to no time to spare. It was funny because the survivors of the first attack were wondering how we were still alive. Little do they know Fort Nexus took many alien lives. 10/10 marine victory.
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Post by Drofoljaelisglis » 01 Aug 2016, 22:26

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you're making a big mistake Queen

don't do it
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Renomaki » 02 Aug 2016, 01:07

Bigchilly wrote:Aliens rushed LZ2 last night and went to the sully, leaving charlie squad and some others at nexus fort. We were told by MOTHER to get on the pod for evac. Got on the pod, arrived at the sully, killed some aliens, and hopped on escape pod 1 with little to no time to spare. It was funny because the survivors of the first attack were wondering how we were still alive. Little do they know Fort Nexus took many alien lives. 10/10 marine victory.
Funnily enough, Xur, my SL at the time, thought I, his SADAR Spec, had died defending the Nexus, and felt genuine sadness at that fact. Even though I later told him that I had not died, and in fact managed to escape with my life with the others (although I never got to tell him how I managed to AP a rav to death, which made me a tad proud of myself), I still felt rather flattered that someone felt sad for me. Makes me feel like a special snowflake.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by SagaSword » 02 Aug 2016, 04:57

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you're making a big mistake Queen

don't do it
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Post by SagaSword » 06 Aug 2016, 16:56

There is no posts on this forum since forever, so let me make a poem:

Penis in the sky

Penis in your eye

Penis makes you cry

Penis makes you die

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 06 Aug 2016, 18:43

SagaSword wrote:There is no posts on this forum since forever, so let me make a poem:

Penis in the sky

Penis in your eye

Penis makes you cry

Penis makes you die

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Poems.
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Post by completelynewguy » 08 Aug 2016, 01:32

Well this happened in the middle of an event.

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completelynewguy wrote:Well this happened in the middle of an event.

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Post by TeknoKot » 08 Aug 2016, 06:38

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no regrets.
:blush: "I'm a soldier, that means I'm the defendant and the judge."

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Post by YungCuz » 08 Aug 2016, 08:53

Nice memes.
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Post by Feweh » 08 Aug 2016, 13:45

TeknoKot wrote:Image

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no regrets.
Its reasons like this that keep you around haha.

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Feweh wrote: Its reasons like this that keep you around haha.
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Post by Shyguychizzy » 08 Aug 2016, 17:36

Indeed though I sorta blocked or created RP thanks to Bill, there was Carson dragging a dead elite queen, told the pred this is his trophy. So I said ''Taking someone's kill as a Trophy'' Then the pred stares then proceeds to punch Bill Carson.
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