Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[DeadLantern]

The survivors, having kept Lisa alive till they got to the sulaco and throughout the long round, watch as a single marine randomly kills her at the very end.


PMC Anaya Roberts [Command] says, "Or you can force USCM to pay for a new one."

Axel Strife says, "The director is going to be so angry..."
Axel Strife whimpers.
PMC Anaya Roberts [Command] says, "Marines did a poor job of protecting the colony, anyways."
Carmen 'Miss Manners' Wile(as Corporate Stooge) says, "Fuck"
PFC Aaron Mens snores.
Ms. Aisha Basara [Command (CL)] says, "No papertrail, I'll have to buy one off the black market."
Aisha Basara talks into the marine command radio headset
Ms. Aisha Basara says, "No papertrail, I'll have to buy one off the black market."
Carmen 'Miss Manners' Wile(as Corporate Stooge) says, "And that was our meal ticket as well..."
Ms. Aisha Basara [Command (CL)] asks, "Anyone know a deep web dog dealer?"

No, no, that dog deserved it. It's a long story, I wasn't just a random muhreen ramboing dogs.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

[Mattmaster77]

So MPs had a hard-on for Saul during a round where they were in MASS. He was executed twice, and cloned twice. Died later on but here is the story of the third clone and I, Carl Winston, through screenshots.

https://gyazo.com/2f7093cf037710e9c4b48fa876a5fd82

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MP found us in cloning, scanning Saul again in case he gets captured and executed again.

https://gyazo.com/aabe7b25700feb277e04970024692c83

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MP horde along with XO armed with MP gear inbound.

https://gyazo.com/4ef868eaa084a609bc8bb433a27e4417

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Got permaed, Noah eventually gets permaed too.

https://gyazo.com/82e52afafd1029e1cf14ac7e2724f537

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Runner in space.

https://gyazo.com/e863468671aa5168cb571ab6c24063b4

Xenos board the Sulaco, Noah attempts to break out since he had a flash in his pocket

https://gyazo.com/397bf96c299f18a161307f0f7ed1a4b7

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Xenos got through before I could pry off the girder and flee into space. Thus all three of us died.

[ZDashe]

Marine Hangar Defence (Part 1)
Step 1: Form a line

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but don't be that idiot who stands in front...

Step 2: Wait for the Aliens to arrive

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at least be that idiot who knows how to run...

Step 3: Confuse the Aliens

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for just 5 seconds...

Step 4: Spam grenades and rekt that poor hunter

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Step 5: Keep spamming explosives

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while getting roflstomped by a Crusher...

[ZDashe]

Marine Hangar Defence (Part 2)
Step 6: Spray and pray

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and shoot your squaddies in the process

Step 7: Get revenge on the Crusher

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while losing half of your squad due to FF...

Marine Upper Deck Defence (Part 1)
Step 8: Retreat to upper deck

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and build tables..

Step 9: Evacuate medbay to briefing room

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and build even more tables...

Step 10: Guard the cafeteria

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more tables cause why the hell not..

[ZDashe]

Marine Upper Deck Defence (Part 2)
Step 11: Secure an evac route to the escape pods

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and cry when aliens made an eggs nest there...

Step 12: Get revenge on the aliens hiding in Marine prep

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and let the infected marines lead the charge

Step 13: Get screeched by an Elite Empress

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and lose a few heads in the process..

Step 14: Follow Xur into glorious combat

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and push the Aliens into a corner

Step 15: Keep up the pressure

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and keep firing nades

[ZDashe]

Marine Upper Deck Counterattack
Step 16: Stun the Empress and Melee the Crusher to death

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Step 17: Never give up

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even when everyone else is hiding in cafeteria and escape pods...

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waiting to be chestbursted

Step 18: Lose Xur

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and cry and rage at the turtlerines

[ZDashe]

Escape pod retreat
Step 19: Be that hero doctor

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and leave no man behind, even without his head...

Step 20: Retreat to the escape pods

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doesn't matter if you're in pajamas and holding a metal bat

Step 21: Attempt to buy time for escape

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even if you're that loner who prays to sacrifice your squaddies in pod 1

Step 22: Eat a facefull of huggers and get screeched!

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[ZDashe]

Ragequit
Finale:

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Post-Finale: Knife the Empress repeatedly to death

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and rage at how Marines lost the round.

[Eenkogneeto]

The entire crew of the sulaco.
I present to you lower-than-low pop

[SPACEpotato1]

The entire crew of the sulaco.
I present to you lower-than-low pop

Been there, done that. Oh god...The flashbacks

Got drunk as fuck with the CL while playing as the CO, Warnipple got annoyed

[ZDashe]

Ever undergone surgery while completely awake? (Click the image to see better)

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This is how it looks like.

Dat moment when the doc only sets internals after your surgery is already over...

[Jay Burns]

Ever undergone surgery while completely awake? (Click the image to see better)surgery_awake-bmp.jpgThis is how it looks like.

Dat moment when the doc only sets internals after your surgery is already over...

Wow, how did that doc not realise, even when you're doing surgery it says patient is not on anaesthetics.

[YungCuz]

I swear everytime i forget to set up anesthetics it always causes me to mess up since the patient is awake.

[Sancronis]

Normally I use anaesthetics as a doctor, but on other servers I might forgo them if I don't particularly like a patient.

[Sadokist]

The entire crew of the sulaco.
I present to you lower-than-low pop

Back in the olden times early in the morning it was usually like 3 to 5 people online. Sometimes i'd jump on and i'd be the only one.

[Eenkogneeto]

Ever undergone surgery while completely awake? This is how it looks like.

Dat moment when the doc only sets internals after your surgery is already over...

I do two surgeries at once using only oxycodone to keep the patients still. Redefining meatball surgery!

[Knoxon]

Elite Empress applies massive queenie cuddles
Elite Empress is TEN TONS OF CLOACA AND TAIL.
PFC Aisha Basara needs an adult.
Elite Empress is an adult.

[northcote4]

Ever undergone surgery while completely awake? This is how it looks like.

Dat moment when the doc only sets internals after your surgery is already over...

I'm surprised. Doesn't being awake usually auto-fail the procedures? Unless you were pumped full of oxy or something...

[Jay Burns]

I'm surprised. Doesn't being awake usually auto-fail the procedures? Unless you were pumped full of oxy or something...

Yeah, it should say your hand slipped, the doc my might of used a anaesthetic auto-injector, those have a tendency to wake up patients in the middle of surgery.

[SPACEpotato1]

Yeah, it should say your hand slipped, the doc my might of used a anaesthetic auto-injector, those have a tendency to wake up patients in the middle of surgery.

Lmao this was probably before no-anaesthetic surgery was nerfed.

[Casany]

Failing during surgery is RNG. This doc was either very lucky or...very lucky. You can complete surgery with no anhestetic but it's dangerous to do

[TheMusician321]

I'm tied between an Ayy 1 to Hive Control moment where a drone somehow managed to get outside of the ship and scare the shit out of us in command and accidentally shooting myself because I have unloaded the magazine but not the chamber when I was trying to find out the time it took to pull the trigger.

[xBoBox3]

ZAS op, please nerf

[Eenkogneeto]

ZAS op, please nerf

Last stand in Atmos as combat engi, Two c4 later and I killed more ayys than anyone else that round, zas best alien killer