Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[YungCuz]

Elite Empress applies massive queenie cuddles
Elite Empress is TEN TONS OF CLOACA AND TAIL.
PFC Aisha Basara needs an adult.
Elite Empress is an adult.

This sounds strange almost....erpishinsomeway....

[MrJJJ]

Elite Empress applies massive queenie cuddles
Elite Empress is TEN TONS OF CLOACA AND TAIL.
PFC Aisha Basara needs an adult.
Elite Empress is an adult.

Seems like someone found their adult already...

[YungCuz]

Why can't i have cuddles :c

[completelynewguy]

[NoahKirchner]

His XO was "Toot Toot Mcbumbersnapple"

[Skycave1]

His XO was "Toot Toot Mcbumbersnapple"

Don't forget what happened all together.

[DeadLantern]

Yep, that was me. 24 hour ban.

Mildly worth it.

[Casany]

so, while walking around the FOB i run into 4 ravagers. they manage to surround me and cut my leg off. well, i kill one with a machete, scare two away, injure one to crit so the other marines kill them, and guess what i die to? a four burst AP to my head. GG

[Snypehunter007]

Weyland-Yutani has its priorities straight

You did guard the dog though, was very proud of you. I ran out of objectives to give you.
Next time I will have you debrief the dog, I guess?
XD

[coolsurf6]

You did guard the dog though, was very proud of you. I ran out of objectives to give you.
Next time I will have you debrief the dog, I guess?
XD

The dog is a bomb

[completelynewguy]

[Eenkogneeto]

Elite Queen trying to lay some eggs in the crashed ship
Also on that round not pictured: Lowpop (4 Aliens, 1 t2 slot 1t 3 slot) Double sadar + Alien Mask Rush + Quickgrip Meme FF + Dragging Floodlight + Sadaring Young Runners cause Lowpop Meta fun /salt

[Warnipple]

Elite Queen trying to lay some eggs in the crashed ship
Also on that round not pictured: Lowpop (4 Aliens, 1 t2 slot 1t 3 slot) Double sadar + Alien Mask Rush + Quickgrip Meme FF + Dragging Floodlight + Sadaring Young Runners cause Lowpop Meta fun /salt

You'll have better odds if you grab intent rather than harm intent metal foam.

[Mattmaster77]

The dog is a bomb

Lisa is secretly carrying millions of unhatched xeno larvae inside her, as a way for Weyland to mass produce the xenos.

[GreyouTT]

>Be last night
>Low pop
>mod decides to spice things up.
>Game mode is switched to Ice Colony
>This is it
>I'll finally be able to see the Ice Map
>I've waited so long
>Game is about to start
>HERE IT COMES
>"Not enough people, need 1 more to play."


I GOT BLUE BALLED

[Eenkogneeto]

Hivemind, Young Crusher (284) (follow) hisses, 'HOW DID THAT CLAYMORE NOT DAMAGE ME?'
same round both of these
i cri

[completelynewguy]

[YungCuz]

rip muhreens

[Casany]

Got shotgunned into a grenade as it exploded... RIP me

[Mephiliso]

Can we PLEASE all talk about that fucking Iron Bears round?

[YungCuz]

They rushed B.

[Mephiliso]

Yes, they certainly did. They rushed B and then sent a distress signal so 5 more Iron Bear squads could rush B. It was beautiful.

Then a bunch of Xenos came in and decapped them all. Fun times.

[YungCuz]

Cheeki Breeki

[Eenkogneeto]

[YungCuz]

What the holy shit