Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Well, good round for me. Me and another marine charged into a fight, i accidentally broke her groin, was pinned by a hunter, she saved my life, I pulled my shotgun and killed two hunters, a spitter and a praetorian, saving her life, when another hunter pounces. With my last two shells I shoot it MID POUNCE and beat it to death. I then bring a corpse over a mine and die. GG
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
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The amazing stand off between three Predators (I was the predator on the bottom) and a Elder vs a horde of xenos and the queen. Also one of the rarest moments xenos actually listened to their queen.
https://gyazo.com/47ac03d3413ad056735dc24ac1e3997e
https://gyazo.com/47ac03d3413ad056735dc24ac1e3997e
"Young Carrier (920) (follow) hisses, "Shut up both of you or we aren't going to invade disneyland."
Long time ago, I, Ka'Torag-na Halkrath, Skilled Master Hunter Of Prey, Unleashed an unspeakable evil upon Xenos and Humans! But a foolish Xeno Hunter wielder of robustness stepped forth and opposed me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore a gate of Salt of Solitude and flung em into the world of CM, and took out their Facehugger Capabilities! Now, this Xeno Fool seeks to return the favour, and undo my evil reign and of many other predator predecessors!
A friendly message from Biolock in Dchat:
https://gyazo.com/24abd880ae896556691c5c6e5229d9ee
Second friendly message from Biolock in D chat:
https://gyazo.com/f97decded6da48e04a9b75dbb77d06e7
Long time ago, I, Ka'Torag-na Halkrath, Skilled Master Hunter Of Prey, Unleashed an unspeakable evil upon Xenos and Humans! But a foolish Xeno Hunter wielder of robustness stepped forth and opposed me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore a gate of Salt of Solitude and flung em into the world of CM, and took out their Facehugger Capabilities! Now, this Xeno Fool seeks to return the favour, and undo my evil reign and of many other predator predecessors!
A friendly message from Biolock in Dchat:
https://gyazo.com/24abd880ae896556691c5c6e5229d9ee
Second friendly message from Biolock in D chat:
https://gyazo.com/f97decded6da48e04a9b75dbb77d06e7
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
If I'm not mistaken, the predators from top-to-bottom:Shyguychizzy wrote:The amazing stand off between three Predators (I was the predator on the bottom) and a Elder vs a horde of xenos and the queen. Also one of the rarest moments xenos actually listened to their queen.
https://gyazo.com/47ac03d3413ad056735dc24ac1e3997e
Ka'Torag-na Vor'mekta
Th'syra-Kiloun Kujhade
Ju'rka Jeh'sei Ji'kos (Elder)
Ka'Torag-na Halkrath
The story of Edgardo and A Guy Named Squid. Good read. Greentext ahoy. - https://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Ballad_of_Edgardo
The almighty Dr FrankenBaldie, creator of horrors such as the yautja-human hybrid, the yautja-space carp hybrid and the human-permaban hybrid. Know his name and know despair.
Runner up in a high-stakes game of poker.
Honourary Helldiver, courtesy of a drop-pod malfunction.
http://picosong.com/xdmj
The almighty Dr FrankenBaldie, creator of horrors such as the yautja-human hybrid, the yautja-space carp hybrid and the human-permaban hybrid. Know his name and know despair.
Runner up in a high-stakes game of poker.
Honourary Helldiver, courtesy of a drop-pod malfunction.
http://picosong.com/xdmj
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
I thought you couldn't get there.Suroruro wrote:
Woops.
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
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I am here in the shadows.....
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^Closely watching.^
http://i.imgur.com/ZzopTiz.png?1
^When the RO causes problems.^
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
http://i.imgur.com/ZzopTiz.png?1
^When the RO causes problems.^
- Eenkogneeto
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Just have to stand on those tiles after the sentrys are destroyed.YungCuz wrote:I thought you couldn't get there.
Posting a rasp because related
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I cant fucking breath from laughing so hard about this confused lost baldy
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
When that cliche moment in a horror movie actually happens in-game.
Dear god why
Dear god why
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
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The anti-armor rocket misses Elite Queen!
The Idiot that plays Cayden "Prisoner" Mary
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I know you posted that a long time ago! BUT THAT'S ME! With the bad MP's and CO... they thought because i killed myself that i was hiding info... so the CL beats my bones into pain crit. And i get moved. me not giving a fuck sang Queen to them until they shot me. Then they tried to space me and they died? I think that's me and i think that's what happened.Warnipple wrote:
The Idiot that plays Cayden "Prisoner" Mary
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I still lol when I look at that picture. Incompetence at its finest.Daman453 wrote: I know you posted that a long time ago! BUT THAT'S ME! With the bad MP's and CO... they thought because i killed myself that i was hiding info... so the CL beats my bones into pain crit. And i get moved. me not giving a fuck sang Queen to them until they shot me. Then they tried to space me and they died? I think that's me and i think that's what happened.
Accurate representation of my character as Corporate Liason: http://i.imgur.com/Ynnvuxx.png
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Terrible gifwork but meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
this survivor is a true survivor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
this survivor is a true survivor
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
You should have seen the round where I mined out the entirety of the left side of the map and begun mining out the right.Suroruro wrote:Terrible gifwork but meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
this survivor is a true survivor
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CMO injected his blood into a female Medic and said that made them husband and wife.
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https://gyazo.com/7941930c0a2bf967a0e558e77dbaad99 When a MT decides the hanger should be a little hotter.
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best dreams
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Thats it man, Game over man, Game overSadokist wrote:
best dreams
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
http://i.imgur.com/ZzopTiz.png?1
^When the RO causes problems.^
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
http://i.imgur.com/ZzopTiz.png?1
^When the RO causes problems.^
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Ordukai asked me if I wanted to look for super attachments, I said yes and this happened.
Ed 'Wafflecone' Martin bites the Mature Hunter (251)!
I play as Ed 'Waffles' Martin or his sister, Amaryllis 'Pancakes' Martin.
Never Forget, Dust Raider. 10/15/17.
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LolTheMusician321 wrote:
Ordukai asked me if I wanted to look for super attachments, I said yes and this happened.
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
http://i.imgur.com/ZzopTiz.png?1
^When the RO causes problems.^
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
http://i.imgur.com/ZzopTiz.png?1
^When the RO causes problems.^
- Eenkogneeto
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We spoofed dropping as marines, my attachment was a barrel charger for my tongue, the drone/sentinel/whatever didn't get any. I asked if people forgot their bootclaws.
Elite Praetorian (659) flips a throwing knife into the air and catches it. This is made more impressive by the fact that it physically cannot hold a throwing knife, and theres no throwing knife anywhere nearby.
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And then we retreated from 12 ayys after 5 seconds of holding just fine. and held just fine even after they took half our sentries for quite a while.
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Reason why I don't marine: They run away and hide WAY to quickly. If they can't run in with guns that shoot 40 bullets a second, or if they see 3 runners behind them, it's immediately a retreat.Suroruro wrote:
And then we retreated from 12 ayys after 5 seconds of holding just fine. and held just fine even after they took half our sentries for quite a while.
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And there's me, right at the front of the defensive line. Keeping a watchful eye on the wire fence.
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