Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Snypehunter007]

Quality staff on server.

Says the guy who immediately did the same thing afterwards.

[johners12345]

Iron bears attack-
Curtis Weeter shouts: FUCKING KILL THE RUSKIES! FOR AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
*head gets shot off, RIP*
in dead chat-
OMG THERES TWO MR.WIGGLES
PRAISE THE GODS!

talking to Casca

looc: Johners12345: I wuv u, u wuv me, we're a happy family with a great big hug and a pass of a clip from me to you, lets kill all these fuckin' AY LMAO'S!
LOOC: Johners12345: fucknig talk to me you bitch
LOOC: Casca 'Legs' Orivanna: Shhh, busy Johners :3
LOOC: Casca 'Legs' Orivanna: <3 -kisses-
LOOC: Johners12345: I don't fucking care if A queen is eating your leggies off, you will fucking say hi to me ;c *stomps foot*
lOOC: Casca 'Legs' Orivanna: I may not say anything at all then~
OOC: Johners12345: WEll then you'll have to face the Bigby punishment XD
LOOC: Casca 'Legs' Orivanna: oh baby, punish me`
LOOC: Johners12345: Oh baby I'll eletrocute you so many times you'll be begging to be shoved in that toilet
LOOC: Casca 'Legs' Orivanna: Mm, face first and forced to drown? No air?
LOOC: Johners12345: OH baby You know it I never forgot how you liked it
LOOC: Casca 'Legs' Orivanna: hahaha
LOOC: Johners12345: Why don't we just skip the foreplay and cut off your biological leg again?
LOOC: Johners12345: lets just remove your leg again and give ya a cane baby, OH GOD thats so hot to think about Want your eyepatch back?~ I still have it from your last visit~
PFC Micky Hudson gasps!
LOOC: Casca 'Legs' Orivanna: Oh god
^ AYY LMAO THROW BACK!


*couple minutes later*
LOOC: Johners12345: Speaking of getting butt raped
This mob type cannot drop items.
the alien frantically claws at Syd Soto's face!
PFC Max Power screams!
The alien curls up into a ball!
Hivemind, Mature Spitter (933) (follow) hisses, 'They are all braindead you dumbass'
PFC Max Power screams!
PFC Max Power screams!
LOOC: Syd Soto: muh face


I HAD FUCKING CALLED IT BITCHES!

http://imgur.com/a/cBlWO

[johners12345]

SSGT Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "So"

SSGT Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "Aside from Me being pretty sure Fenix is giving that MT his daily fix of goodies. I think it's all set"

Leonardo Marlasca has thrown the metal flask.
SSGT Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "I'm gonna go get some goodies."

SSGT Alaina Koepple [MP (MP)] asks, "Get me a souto cherry, will ya?"

SSGT Curtis Weeter [MP (MP)] says, "If thats Japanese for crack.... Then yes"

SSGT Alaina Koepple [MP (MP)] says, "That sounds even better"

SSGT Curtis Weeter says, "Also, Next person to decide to start smacking at some glass like a dumb ass is gonna get a rod shoved up their ass"

[Eenkogneeto]

[completelynewguy]

The wonders of renaming a piece of paper. Also, "skreee technical ERP banhe"

[TheMusician321]

ah, ultramatter and giant egg shenanigans.

[ShaunT]

>Medic Alexis 'Mustang' Taylor
>~30 minutes after deploying
>marines setting up at river
>alpha sl gets slashed by lone young runner
>three medics run to help, myself included
>baldie charlie sl buckshots all three of us
>three broken skulls
>hoo-rah

[Ordukai]

ah, ultramatter and giant egg shenanigans.

Please, for the love of god and all that is holy, don't make climbing into things to look for better things a thing.

I can't handle that as my legacy. The super attachments were possibly already too far. Please. T_T

[TheMusician321]

Please, for the love of god and all that is holy, don't make climbing into things to look for better things a thing.

I can't handle that as my legacy. The super attachments were possibly already too far. Please. T_T

never, all hail climbing into things to look for better things.

[RuiXon]

Please, for the love of god and all that is holy, don't make climbing into things to look for better things a thing.

I can't handle that as my legacy. The super attachments were possibly already too far. Please. T_T

How about you find us some super burritos

[YungCuz]

How about you find us some super burritos

Ok so climb into the warm foods machine.

[RuiXon]

Ok so climb into the warm foods machine.

Don't be surprised when you see a bald black man in the vending machine trying to wrestle with the burritos in there

[northcote4]

>Medic Alexis 'Mustang' Taylor
>~30 minutes after deploying
>marines setting up at river
>alpha sl gets slashed by lone young runner
>three medics run to help, myself included
>baldie charlie sl buckshots all three of us
>three broken skulls
>hoo-rah

Jesus christ

[completelynewguy]

Such beautiful and eloquent words.

[Tisx]

[RuiXon]

Amen.

[Joe4444]

Please, for the love of god and all that is holy, don't make climbing into things to look for better things a thing.

I can't handle that as my legacy. The super attachments were possibly already too far. Please. T_T

only if I can climb into the gun vendors in search of a better M41A.

[Eenkogneeto]

only if I can climb into the gun vendors in search of a better M41A.

Put your specialist coin in and you can get just that

[Joe4444]

Put your specialist coin in and you can get just that

not as cool as going into the machine.What if i'm just a lowly grunt anyway?

[Eenkogneeto]

[Eenkogneeto]

What a silly FOB that the ayys never even saw.

[YungCuz]

Who did this.

[Winter]

Well. I gave the MPs the monkey cube. And it paid off well.

[SagaSword]

[Eenkogneeto]

Cryogenic Oversight (follow) [Sulaco] says, "PEPE THE FROG has entered long-term storage."