Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Winter » 06 Nov 2016, 01:23

Do not throw pizzas at runners. :(
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Psilo » 06 Nov 2016, 01:47

Had an embarrassing moment last big red test.
I was guarding the tunnels 4-way-intersection underground. I had the Sniper variant rifle thingy with a scope. (forgot the exact name...)
I meant to turn my facing left as I clicked the ground right next to me. Which had a bare wire on it. While having the rifle on my active hand. As I got electrocuted things went from bad to worse. The very moment I hit the ground a ravager ran into the room to give me hugs... (from the direction I was about to check I might add) Kudos to who ever was the other one down there with me trying to get me up. Not epic or anything but it still stings a bit. :(
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TheMusician321 » 06 Nov 2016, 03:25

https://gyazo.com/a948bca48daa014cd56bfe5598fa5890
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Ed 'Wafflecone' Martin bites the Mature Hunter (251)!

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Halinder » 06 Nov 2016, 05:35

https://i.gyazo.com/75f378476ef8f516e2f ... 2fa13b.png

I know I have it as my sig, but honestly.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by RuiXon » 06 Nov 2016, 14:41

"So, LV-624 has went dark and we were tasked to investigate why."
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Azmodan412 » 06 Nov 2016, 15:38

RuiXon wrote:"So, LV-624 has went dark and we were tasked to investigate why."
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See that drone on top of the medical supplies? That is Chief Medical Xeno Ancient Drone (396), aka me.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Eenkogneeto » 06 Nov 2016, 15:55

Azmodan412 wrote:See that drone on top of the medical supplies? That is Chief Medical Xeno Ancient Drone (396), aka me.
I'm the runner, I was the only one actually on the chair :^)
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 06 Nov 2016, 16:20

RuiXon wrote:"So, LV-624 has went dark and we were tasked to investigate why."
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This happened again really?
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by RuiXon » 06 Nov 2016, 17:49

YungCuz wrote:This happened again really?
There's a reason why the ship time says 15:01

Because the Marines were stuck planetside
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Jakers457 » 06 Nov 2016, 19:41

Early ganks by the ayys couldn't prevent the best FoB ever made.


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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Casany » 06 Nov 2016, 19:47

Jakers457 wrote:Early ganks by the ayys couldn't prevent the best FoB ever made.


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We killed 7 aliens that tried to get those early valids. Little did they know that marines fight BETTER when always drunk
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Post by completelynewguy » 06 Nov 2016, 21:59

"If you read this, you are gay."

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Renomaki » 06 Nov 2016, 22:22

RuiXon wrote:"So, LV-624 has went dark and we were tasked to investigate why."
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Piff, please, you call that a briefing? No, THIS is a xeno briefing:

32x32 (default BYOND screenshot, unaltered) :

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64x64 (nearest neighbour edit, equivalent to BYOND scaling) :

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Turns out this happens more often than one would think.
Sometimes, bravery comes from the most unlikely sources.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Eenkogneeto » 07 Nov 2016, 02:55

>XO (Prae) giving brief instead of Queen (CO)
boooo
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Post by Eenkogneeto » 07 Nov 2016, 06:38

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Every time
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Post by YungCuz » 07 Nov 2016, 12:23

Eenkogneeto wrote:Image
Every time
Always that one FUCKING Marine that ruins the trap/idea for everyone.
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
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I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by coroneljones » 07 Nov 2016, 16:51

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Post by notasyndie » 07 Nov 2016, 17:40

I die first always so no funny moments from this guy :(
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TheMusician321 » 08 Nov 2016, 08:46

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I made a big mistake...

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Ed 'Wafflecone' Martin bites the Mature Hunter (251)!

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 08 Nov 2016, 10:55

TheMusician321 wrote:Image
I made a big mistake...

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You dun goofed son.
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Shyguychizzy » 08 Nov 2016, 18:16

TheMusician321 wrote:Image
I made a big mistake...

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It be a shame if xenos then started boarding amd placed a few huggers near you.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Ordukai » 09 Nov 2016, 03:00

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So... It's begun.
TLDR: Go back and read it. I spent time writing that, ya know.
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Post by Simo94 » 09 Nov 2016, 09:11

Ordukai wrote:Image

So... It's begun.
we need Happy Trump login screen
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Lockie 'Furry' Hughes, your local source of annoyance, medicine and Will. E. Coyote engineering. Mostly medicine. Maybe annoyance.
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Post by Eenkogneeto » 10 Nov 2016, 08:11

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look at all these cuties
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