Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Post by coroneljones » 03 Apr 2015, 19:11

And a New World Order of science is made,with "Saint" Knight and his Holy creation,The KnightNades
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Post by UnknownMurder » 04 Apr 2015, 01:13

When we gave HiT and Marines an advantage:

OOC: Wondabarrapa: admins gave marines ALL THAT SHIT yet they still failed!
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Hivemind, alien queen hisses, "It probably has fleas."
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Post by MrJJJ » 05 Apr 2015, 01:10

I guess aliens are now Nazis and Queen is Hitler
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb0yGldNxBY

Its hard to see that someone one of the marines could be actually a russian traitor no?

What vets do when bored
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Post by UnknownMurder » 07 Apr 2015, 17:39

CupcakesnHackers lectured me that Colonial Marines isn't just a game. It's Spess Muhrines and RL.
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Post by Butterrobber202 » 10 Apr 2015, 16:02

When you are playing rescue the VIPS and Apophis is the captian, you cable cuff him, bulcke him to a roller bed, drag him to the commander, throw him on the LO desk, then as a final insult don't uncuff him and steal is premium cigar, then SSD. In shuttle 2
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Post by crazyh206 » 10 Apr 2015, 17:20

That moment when marines know how to use a ripley properally to take down aliens
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Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 16 Apr 2015, 14:36

I remembered one time a warrior face hugged me and ate me and he/she forgot about me.In the next five minutes I busted out of him/her saying something which I forgot. :D
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

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Post by SASoperative » 16 Apr 2015, 17:28

Well this is a interesting position for these bodies
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Racism isn't funny.
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Post by crazyh206 » 17 Apr 2015, 19:15

UnknownMurder wrote: Racism isn't funny.

I really have no words to even say or even help my situation unless saying i was insulting the aliens but that will not help my situation now
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Post by Buzzsaw » 18 Apr 2015, 16:06

UnknownMurder wrote: Racism isn't funny.
Says UM, who routinely makes Nazi jokes every time he plays.
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Post by coroneljones » 18 Apr 2015, 17:55

So..during one round deadchat,some xenos in LOOC,and me,Came up with This..

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I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Post by TopHatPenguin » 18 Apr 2015, 22:11

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Post by speedybst » 27 Apr 2015, 21:08

I remember when I playedd SS13 wasted and I put on a straight jacket and thought it was a labcoat, I was sulac medic and I had to wait for 20 mins till someone came and let me out of it.
Oh yeah, i remember coming to help you out.... hehehehe, that was funny.
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Post by Sadokist » 07 May 2015, 17:25

I chucked a grenade today right when a runner was charging me and it fell at my feet injuring 3 marines T_T
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Post by TopHatPenguin » 08 May 2015, 15:22

Tfw your a MP and all hell breaks loose
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Post by Sadokist » 08 May 2015, 17:54

Mr. Penguin wrote:Tfw your a MP and all hell breaks loose
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