Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[northcote4]

No one going to mention the marine that strapped a brick of C4 to a Predator Elder?

N E W M E T A

[ZDashe]

No one going to mention the marine that strapped a brick of C4 to a Predator Elder?

N E W M E T A

Looks like someone else followed our guide =P
> viewtopic.php?f=135&t=8926&start=25#p94956

[Sargeantmuffinman]

It worked, that's all I'm saying.

[Sadokist]

perfect irony, head resting on medical supplies.

[SagaSword]

perfect irony, head resting on medical supplies.

Muh eyes! Pic too small, oh the horror!

[Simo94]

perfect irony, head resting on medical supplies.

/me points at tanya
*scream

[Jay Burns]

https://gyazo.com/90af2c1ddb951c8a173793a9c2b8bb6d

https://gyazo.com/7c0dd6195bd085e67b9fd69b3866d045

[Shyguychizzy]

I saw this while ghosting and just find this funny after watching as xenos were boarding the rasp before assaulting the sully.
"Young Carrier (920) (follow) hisses, "Shut up both of you or we aren't going to invade disneyland."

[Sadokist]

Muh eyes! Pic too small, oh the horror!

lel RIP

[Eenkogneeto]

► Show Spoiler

You pounce at the dirt!
You pounce on Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff)!
the Elite Runner (906) has thrown the alien.
CPL Lucas Calado says, "*** i******* ****d***"
PFC Terrel Lord(as Terrel Lord) says, "I* ****"
Boone Vargas fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Adrian Davis fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Elite Runner (906) is hit by the rifle bullet in the mouth!
Robert 'Rob' Oster fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
The armor-piercing rifle bullet narrowly misses you!
Adrian Davis fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) is hit by the armor-piercing rifle bullet in the chest!
Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
The wound on Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff)'s chest widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) is hit by the armor-piercing rifle bullet in the chest!
The armor-piercing rifle bullet shrapnel sticks in the wound!
PFC Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) screams!
Sarah 'PDW' Cowart fires the M37A2 pump shotgun (Wielded)!
Young Crusher (336) is hit by the armor-piercing rifle bullet in the right hand!
PFC Terrel Lord(as Terrel Lord) says, "*** l*****e*"
Gustavo Weisgarber puts M240 Incinerator Unit into the USCM infantry backpack.
Adrian Davis fires the M41A pulse rifle MK2 (Wielded)!
Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) is hit by the shotgun slug in the chest!
The alien curls up into a ball!
Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) is hit by the armor-piercing rifle bullet in the chest!
Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) is hit by the armor-piercing rifle bullet in the left arm!
The armor-piercing rifle bullet shrapnel sticks in the wound!
PFC Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) screams!
You get ready to pounce again.
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff).
PFC Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) screams!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff).
PFC Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) screams!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff).
PFC Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) screams!
Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...
The Young Sentinel (944) tries to tackle Di Star, but they are already down!
The Elite Spitter (221) secretes a thick, vile resin, securing Di Star into the alien nest!
Adrian Davis has grabbed Unknown (as Eduardo Basmanoff) passively!
The Young Sentinel (944) spits at Di Star!
LOOC: Elite Runner (906)/(EenKogNeeto): *golfclap
LOOC: Elite Runner (906)/(EenKogNeeto): *golfclap

[LiquidRecluse]

All new meaning to FF.

[Sadokist]

/me points at tanya
*scream

double lels

[Derpislav]

>Be survivor surgeon, no latex gloves, no space cleaner, dirty improvised telecomms surgery
>Houndslayer comes in with a broken skull and an infection
>Start doing surgery
>Medic runs in and pushes him around interrupting surgery
>TWICE
>he now has 60 brute damage and his infection advances while I fix that
>infection jumps to the last stage unexpectedly before I'm able to get his brute damage below bone-breaking levels
>RO sends down antibiotics, halleluyah he's going to liv-
>medic gives him antibiotics while I'm not looking too, he's now at 70u spacealin
>give him dylovene
>another medic overdoses him on dylovene while I'm not looking
>what the fuck.jpg
>a THIRD MEDIC COMES IN and gives him inaprovaline, mixing with the dylovene
>he's now at 50u spacealin, 40u dylo and 60u tricord
>fix his broken skull finally
>start looking for tea to cut back on his 120 tox damage
>get shot at by two sentries and explode two mines
>get tea
>get his tox damage down to 60, looking goo-
>round ends

[Imperator_Titan]

https://gyazo.com/d645ff56fe0d235f755cc7e57201c08c


https://gyazo.com/6f4113cfe9ec5ae33b859c14a8979537

[Helgraf]

>Be survivor surgeon, no latex gloves, no space cleaner, dirty improvised telecomms surgery
>Houndslayer comes in with a broken skull and an infection
>Start doing surgery
>Medic runs in and pushes him around interrupting surgery
>TWICE
>he now has 60 brute damage and his infection advances while I fix that
>infection jumps to the last stage unexpectedly before I'm able to get his brute damage below bone-breaking levels
>RO sends down antibiotics, halleluyah he's going to liv-
>medic gives him antibiotics while I'm not looking too, he's now at 70u spacealin
>give him dylovene
>another medic overdoses him on dylovene while I'm not looking
>what the fuck.jpg
>a THIRD MEDIC COMES IN and gives him inaprovaline, mixing with the dylovene
>he's now at 50u spacealin, 40u dylo and 60u tricord
>fix his broken skull finally
>start looking for tea to cut back on his 120 tox damage
>get shot at by two sentries and explode two mines
>get tea
>get his tox damage down to 60, looking goo-
>round ends

Lol, you forgot to mention for like 10 minutes near the end I was blind. Also, more backstory. So, the round was about an hour in and I was attacking aliens. One broke my skull about 5 minutes after i landed so i went to get surgery. The rest went about as Derp said.

[Joe4444]

Seems Joshuu is really dreamy
https://gyazo.com/367a8457d9f2dc99edb5aab2e807a53f

[Nubs]

hunter ram is stronk: (click for large)

[DyMare]

[DyMare]

"Not necessarily hostile"

[Egorkor]

stop drop and roll

[Psilo]

Every time

Sulaco defense setup:


Result:

[northcote4]

Sulaco defense setup:


Result:

Every. God. Damn. Time.

[Shyguychizzy]

Mission Report on Survivor escort Op, I was tasked with escorting the survivor from east of engineering, I Balto"Crunk"Dreg was just a mere standard marine in alpha squad.

Here I am tasked with this mission:https://gyazo.com/b3f780581bfaa71c1a00d6bde6c23203

All is going well, I knew there be a sentry in engineering so decided to take an alternative route in which was south of engineering then an alpha warned me of mines right as he stepped on it. :https://gyazo.com/4066c43ff42e78c900830d634d32618e

So I slipped up in which my response to the recent event of the survivor in which I was tasked with protecting this be my response.: https://gyazo.com/4f51e9b7d6b823462b9829c467afe51f

If that didn't go as bad lucky a medic was standing by, patches up then we enter engineering thinking all is good but......another mine west of engineering survivor went stepped on it and that same medic were infront of it.:https://gyazo.com/910c3ff53a3836f7702d0ec5cc029f1a
In which our survivor blew up twice and blew our medic up as well.

[Psilo]

On big Red saw someone help a survivor that had just been shot by a turret, by dragging them towards the said turret and killing them.
To be fair he had been looked over by medics before that and stabilized so some time passed.

[DyMare]