Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Tisx]

Spartan, the boy who lived. Fun fact - he was still conscious.

TIS BUT A SCRATCH.

[Karmac]

Apop in the Thunderdome:

[Karmac]

Comrad Sentry back at his old tricks, managed to kill 5 aliens that thought they could take him before being hunted by Xenos that thought it was a Survivor that was murderboning aliens.




A late-join SL's reaction upon discovering how terribly the operation had gone.

[immaspaceninja]

Apop in the Thunderdome:

But what's funny about it? It's an old feature.

[XenonDragneel]

DEAD: Xo Yung Kyunseok says, "HOW BILL CARSON BECAME CO AND RENAME TO DARTH CARSON > he was xo > CO named balto having a mutiny going on > noah was leading the light side >balto is dark side > Balto says: Order 66... execute them all marine... > 20 MP in black armor help carson kill all the marine.. > noah and billcarson 1v1 meme battle > bill carson lost and noah escape and all mp wiped the whole crew... > Balto came with DS with him > bill carson was arm less and have terrible wounds > bil carson get patched by alisa reis and they put CO suit on him and new clown mask on him > Darth Carson: Where is... where is... my meme? > Emperor Balto: they are dead.. > Darth Carson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *he killed the whole medic around him including alisa*.... THE END...."

[TheMusician321]

The time I got killed by my own macros.

So I was a survivor, doing my thing, finding a bravo SL running around, get him to send me back on the rasp, life's gud.

I rp a bit with my survivor buddy and I decide to go look for the bridge to get IDs, Find a friendly BO who agrees to make me IDs, whilst typing I accidentally hit one of my flamer macros, which involves me screaming obscenities about burning the xenos in eternal fire, cleansing the heretical scum and didn't notice.

I think nothing of it and wait patiently for my ID, when RO Stocker comes in and shoots at me, I was confused, what did I do? were they greefing?

A massive fire fight insues in which I run out of ammo and begin to charge at them, fists blazing.

The funny thing was, the CT and the BO both join in with their own guns, it was 3 on 1, I knew I wasn't going to survive this and get away, so I decide to go out swinging.

I charge at the RO, disarm him and take his gun, then shot the CT named Sorrel with it, I shoot the other 2 multiple times before running out of ammo and proceeded to disarm the BO, who, at the time actually ran out of ammo, so I had two empty guns and three very pissed off command staff to deal with, great.

Then, praised be RNG, I managed to push the CT down and begin to smash his head in with a crowbar whilst dodging the other 2 guys shooting at me with more ammo, eventually I caved the CT's skull in and turn to fight the other two when I finally fall over from pain crit and die horribly.

The CT is now disfigured with broken bones, RO got shot multiple times, I die horribly leaving a bloody mess everywhere.

None of the parties involved were upset I later learn from Aetsuki who handled the ahelp as I thought the RO was greefing, then I finally notice that I hit my macro when I gave him screenies of logs.

And that is how I got killed by my own macros.

As an added, there were no medical staff that round, so they were running around with broken bones the entire time.

[Nubs]

Managed to keep myself and 3 mps entertained most of the round, despite being locked in the perma brig in a straightjacket for at least 2 hours.

[Crab_Spider]

Managed to keep myself and 3 mps entertained most of the round, despite being locked in the perma brig in a straightjacket for at least 2 hours.

Leonel?

[Nubs]

Leonel?

Hi, it's me

[Crab_Spider]

Hi, it's me

Good job man. How was that impedrizine treating ya?

[Moon Tune]

The time I got killed by my own macros.

I was the CT you were talking about. When I joined in I was just trying to disarm you with the "take people captive" gun mode, but the RO and BO were already shoting at you oh well.
So since we had no medical staff due to low pop I had a broken head for the entire round! Till the end I was just passing out constantly and the RO, who was my biggest bro during the round, buckled me to a wheelchair and gave me a frag grenade. I said I would go out with a bang for him and so I did! When the xenos started boarding I pulled the pin and took a runner with me. The RO pussied out though and ran off.

[TheMusician321]

When the xenos started boarding I pulled the pin and took a runner with me. The RO pussied out though and ran off.

Funnily enough, our paths crossed again and I was the runner that you took, still killed like 5 people before dying though, it was great.

[OatzAndHoes]

Not my finest moment...

[Karmac]

Not my finest moment...

It's been 10 minutes and I can't stop laughing, send help.

[LarryOrtega]

Not my finest moment...

Lmao

[Karmac]

[YungCuz]

Context on pred pls

[Karmac]

Round event, we were sent to capture some preds and failed miserably due to idiocy and xeno intervention, so eventually PMC's were called in, they got the job done, picked up the pred, looted him, brought him up to the CL's office, who really didn't expect them to actually capture the Pred, so they were just mucking with all his cool toys before an Evac shuttle was called.

[CrimsonAerospace]

No pictures, but I recently convinced Mark Hanford the MP that space was on fire, good times.

[XenonDragneel]

lol this is funny but.. bill carson kill his marines... he luv it

[Renomaki]

Fun Fact: I was hiding in the CL's closet in that picture.

No one ever noticed the MT spying on them from the closet. What a sneaky weenie I was that round.

[Eenkogneeto]

Fun Fact: I was hiding in the CL's closet in that picture.

No one ever noticed the MT spying on them from the closet. What a sneaky weenie I was that round.

I saw you, but I was a ghost so.

[LarryOrtega]

lol this is funny but.. bill carson kill his marines... he luv it

Do you know Xur?

[XenonDragneel]

Do you know Xur?

Of course I do. He's the guy that I always wanted to 1v1

[Redikalzip]

OMG SADAR Missl : The rocket missed the crusher, got to Ravager and killed him. Then made noscop nozoom 360 shot with SADAR and hit the hunter. He immediately Gibs. Lucky shot from me.