Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Steelpoint]

Likely the only good thing I've seen the B18 be used for is duelling Predators.

[Moon Tune]

So ... have you ever wanted to enjoy the local pool in your colony?

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Don't do it

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[Moon Tune]

Probably the best survivor round I've ever had. Starring ... Alexander Bravard, Broden Ackers and Sorrel Walker!

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Thanks to Broden Ackers we got like every kind of vendor from around the colony in there

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Only real men play go fish right before being fucking hugger memed

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Tfw the ayys attack your survivor fort with full force

[Crab_Spider]

Salutations to Jason "Smoker" Prescott, who was so injured he had to endure log agonizing hours of being stuck on a hospital bed behind enemy lines. He shall be given a medal of bravery

[Fonzie49]

Playing as Dimitri Petrenko in a failed mutiny, I put on a space suit, got probaboy six tanks of oxygen and a bunch of food. The aliens were on the ship and I shot out a window and replaced it with a false wall. I then watched from outside the bridge as everyone got murderized and floated off to the side of the sulaco.

[Moon Tune]

An unfortunate encounter between the CL Sorrel Walker and two surviving colonists. The survivors killed about two specialist and several standards. It was a massacre. Considering that I drove the survivors to do this, maybe I'm not that bad of an RPer after all ...

[Jroinc1]

Playing as Dimitri Petrenko in a failed mutiny, I put on a space suit, got probaboy six tanks of oxygen and a bunch of food. The aliens were on the ship and I shot out a window and replaced it with a false wall. I then watched from outside the bridge as everyone got murderized and floated off to the side of the sulaco.

Note- False walls don't hold atmosphere.

[Roadkill195]

Late round LV get hugged crack out a C4 set timer to 60 and charge headlong into the Xeno swarm waving my gyro shotty, Sounds glorious right? Wrong get stomp stunned and slashed to crit then comes you're friendly neighborhood hero Crimson and drags my ass back to our lines I try to tell him I have C4 planted on me after repeated attempts he says he's deaf I me verb Mime that he should run then Mime I have C4 planted on me proceed explode directly after that in the middle of nexus as Crimson claps and loots my highpower.

Remember kids don't play with explosives

[TheMusician321]

As the CE I watched as an MP named Apple Power get juked by a cuffed MT who came back for revenge by disarming the MP down, cuffing and taking her radio, to which the MT proceeds to kidnap and hide the MP in our engineering pseudo-space station/hidey hole.

[Tysonix]

As the CE I watched as an MP named Apple Power get juked by a cuffed MT who came back for revenge by disarming the MP down, cuffing and taking her radio, to which the MT proceeds to kidnap and hide the MP in our engineering pseudo-space station/hidey hole.

Was the MT broden? because if so, I do remember seeing that outrobusting.

[TheMusician321]

Was the MT broden? because if so, I do remember seeing that outrobusting.

yes. yes it was, it was hilarious.

[Imperator_Titan]

yes. yes it was, it was hilarious.

Was that the round where Joe Walaski tried to fire some warning shots at the approaching MP but ended up killing him instead? If so, it was hilarious watching him.

[Karmac]

>Be me, CE
>Late into the round admin dickery happens
>Gibs marine I'm escorting to Rasputin
>MP's try to question me
>Run.jpg all the way to Cryo, setup minifort in the north-east corner
>Find SSD MP in cryo, grab his HUDGlasses, Taser and ID
>Hold out in fort, 2 MP's, an Engineer and the CO approach, lay down tactical tazer fire preventing them from approaching me for a good few minutes
>Finally get tazed, MP's can't break into muh fort
>Stand up, get Tazer, engineer breaks into fort, TAZER RAVE, run the fuck outta there, all the way to Security, grab second tazer, dual_wield.jpg
>Taze an MP and a marine entering Sec and shooting me with lethals, pick up MP's shotgun, shoot him in the chest to show him whos boss and put the gun back down, tazers are for robustos
>See CO standing outside of Security A_challenger_approaches.mp3 run out there laying down tazer fire, engage in tazer vs pistol warfare for a good 5 minutes, marines join the fight, have to taze them too
>Eventually overwhelmed by gunfire, still managing to taze a marine with my dying breath
>Don't mess with me bro

[Imperator_Titan]

>Be me, CE
>Late into the round admin dickery happens
>Gibs marine I'm escorting to Rasputin
>MP's try to question me
>Run.jpg all the way to Cryo, setup minifort in the north-east corner
>Find SSD MP in cryo, grab his HUDGlasses, Taser and ID
>Hold out in fort, 2 MP's, an Engineer and the CO approach, lay down tactical tazer fire preventing them from approaching me for a good few minutes
>Finally get tazed, MP's can't break into muh fort
>Stand up, get Tazer, engineer breaks into fort, TAZER RAVE, run the fuck outta there, all the way to Security, grab second tazer, dual_wield.jpg
>Taze an MP and a marine entering Sec and shooting me with lethals, pick up MP's shotgun, shoot him in the chest to show him whos boss and put the gun back down, tazers are for robustos
>See CO standing outside of Security A_challenger_approaches.mp3 run out there laying down tazer fire, engage in tazer vs pistol warfare for a good 5 minutes, marines join the fight, have to taze them too
>Eventually overwhelmed by gunfire, still managing to taze a marine with my dying breath
>Don't mess with me bro

>is the engineer that broke into the mini-fort for shits and giggles.
>not disappointed

[KEY]

I was an Elite Empress last night. Was leading the hive really well, and within an hour we had pushed the marines off planet and were awaiting the rasp to be sent down for us to board. The Xeno's asked me to give an rousing speech.

I did.

I told them we were not just a normal hive, but we were Gods. Unstoppable.
Unkillable.
I told them we would be divine and charge Olympus, and reign for all time.

They loved it. They roared. They cheered. And as the rasp came down, I yelled to charge it, victory and conquest on our minds.

This awesome moment was broken when the Rasputin came down, and crushed me. The Elite Empress.
Killing me instantly.

It turned out I was so focused on giving a rousing speech, I didn't realize I was standing right where the Rasputin was going to touch down.

[Renomaki]

I was an Elite Empress last night. Was leading the hive really well, and within an hour we had pushed the marines off planet and were awaiting the rasp to be sent down for us to board. The Xeno's asked me to give an rousing speech.

I did.

I told them we were not just a normal hive, but we were Gods. Unstoppable.
Unkillable.
I told them we would be divine and charge Olympus, and reign for all time.

They loved it. They roared. They cheered. And as the rasp came down, I yelled to charge it, victory and conquest on our minds.

This awesome moment was broken when the Rasputin came down, and crushed me. The Elite Empress.
Killing me instantly.

It turned out I was so focused on giving a rousing speech, I didn't realize I was standing right where the Rasputin was going to touch down.

... Did the xenos win that round?

[KEY]

... Did the xenos win that round?

Yes, someone on the Sulaco called up the rasp for some reason and the hive invaded. Another Drone became Queen. Xeno major.

[Jay Burns]

https://gyazo.com/1dc56dfb441350f04583311e39d00b5d

[Tysonix]

Followed a specialist who wandered off from her squad because I don't want her be ambushed, I hear someone get face hugged and I walk into the Corporate Quarters. There and behold I see a pack of Kooland Gold cigarettes. Staying in character I simply could not help myself and got ambushed by 2 runners whilst trying to replace my helmets Lucky Strike cigs with Kooland Gold. Haven't died that early in a long while, but, to my character, it was probably worth it.

[Crab_Spider]

https://gyazo.com/1dc56dfb441350f04583311e39d00b5d

And from that moment on. I realized why I must stay on my meds.

[TheMusician321]

Was that the round where Joe Walaski tried to fire some warning shots at the approaching MP but ended up killing him instead? If so, it was hilarious watching him.

yeah, it was great.

[UnknownMurder]

Myself leading a counter-attack.



A Hitchhiker

[xeno366]

Myself leading a counter-attack.



A Hitchhiker

Im the guy siting in po's chair in rasp

[YungCuz]

https://gyazo.com/1dc56dfb441350f04583311e39d00b5d

[Imperator_Titan]

https://gyazo.com/ba91ebe9ae4a186e47df16711152f5da

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For some context to this, Scrat spawned in some unique weapons all over the map, and apparently he had to choose you to be 'worthy' of these weapons to be able to wield them.

A marine who wasn't 'worthy' picked up the M4RA later on and got attacked by space carp before surrendering it over.