Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Sargeantmuffinman]

The true MVP is the trash can.

[TheMusician321]

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35 marines vs 3 xenos.

The xenos won.

[Tysonix]

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35 marines vs 3 xenos.

The xenos won.

Sat back observing, and enjoyed the show.

[Mattmaster77]

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35 marines vs 3 xenos.

The xenos won.

>be me spawning in as a larva as an observer
>larva 875
>875 becomes a runner, waiting to become a cunter
>become cunter
>meme with the specs on the surface, crippling the sniper, smartgun spec, and killing the other smartgun spec
>eventually become the third crusher in the round, one of the first two died so it was a easy replacement
>eventualy kick the marines off the surface, becoming mature as the shuttle lands for us to take
>shuttle lands in lower engine room, only two doors out
>become bugged as we land however, preventing me from charging
>we try to push out from engineering, but everyone mysteriously dies, boiler and I in maint tunnel waiting to ambush some cuck marines since the shuttle was overtaken by marines, queen dies
>stuck at 412 progress, fuk
>PFC cucks try to use the sniper which had incendiary loaded, fucked them before they cucked me
>start tackling and stomping marines to death in the tunnel, we get flanked and I pushed through to the shuttle, only three marines now, boiler dies because I left her to defend themselves from 7 marines
>tackle spam two of them, the third leaves them to their fate and calls for help on comms
>young spitter 493 is somehow still alive and eventually makes their way to me, not before marines come and try to assault me, but hilariously fail while doing so, about 20 marines killed for me so far
>bloody larva talks on hivemind and I tell them to head to the shuttle and become queenie
>find the drone and escort them back
>drone eventually becomes queen, her screech attracting more marines
>we eventually capture a paincrit marine and infect him
>SO tries to get a shot on me, only to get one shot decapped by a slug
>flamer marine comes in eventually, but dies
>XO tries to use the second entrance alone to kill us, hilariously gets stomped to death in the tunnel
>PO cuck named Renie becomes a pain in my ass because he knows I can't catch up to him and by sending volleys of shotgun slugs (which penetrated my crest for the most part) and SMG rounds (which barely penetrated)
>kill count is about 35, marine presence outside the shuttle is about 6 left
>keep stomping on marines until they flee Engineering, PO escapes with the CE
>Queen and I push out from engineering, unable to crush the PO and the CE
>Queen breaks off and heads back to engineering, leaving me to go into medbay and stomp on crit marines
>managed to kill two of them before Spitter Bro 493 dies and Queen calls me back RIP https://gyazo.com/a7b3942ca082fa3957e67dfa1027e86c
>make my way down to engineering for the larva to burst out of the infected marine on shuttle
>larva becomes drone and we all go back to medbay
>we stomped on their sentry before they could get it up fully, and killed the CE, PO again escapes to not be seen https://gyazo.com/d64fde98632773660342568d228b394a
>XRT comes in and SD activates, alerting me and Queenie to head to engineering and rush SD
>we're outside SD, only one SO inside, pry open doors and memestomp him to death
>round ends and we find out 35+ marines died in shuttle, and I had 100 progress until elite
>OOC bursts open shaming the marines and praising the 3 xenos who fought like the Spartans in 300

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Need someone to photoshop a crusher's head onto Maximus in the Are you not entertained? meme.

[TheMusician321]

I tried playing tic tac toe with the tall hosts, it didn't work out

[YungCuz]

I tried playing tic tac toe with the tall hosts, it didn't work out

You should've started putting X's and O's in there or atleast give a vauge hint about it

[ZDashe]

Cue music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084 (Courtesy of Ordukai)
Marines gather in the garden for an execution:

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CPL Johnathan 'Mav' Swofford shouts, "FIRE!"

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Rest In Pieces.

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(final screencap courtesy of Burrito Justice)

[Dions]

You forgot the part where it was IMMEDIATELY after a memorial service. In the same room. They almost shot her up against the slab of victory even.

[ZDashe]

Hmm looks like I missed that part. I latejoined and didn't notice or have time to grab screenshots.

[driecg36]

Yes, i called it right after the moment of silence.

"and now, on a more cheerful note" I said right after the moment of silence was over. I imagined it like me being super solemn one second, and the next going " and nooooow!" in a cheerful presenter voice.

[ZDashe]

Apparently Souto is the leading cause of autism, not Vaccines.

August Walker says, "THE WALL OF SOUTO"

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August Walker yells, "ITS AMAZING!"

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Three Nerds praying to the Souto Shrine

[Casany]

Apparently Souto is the leading cause of autism, not Vaccines.
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You didn't get the picture I was in...

FORT SOUTO FOR LIFE!

[ZDashe]

You didn't get the picture I was in...

FORT SOUTO FOR LIFE!

There, I aptly quoted you as such.

[Garrison]

Apparently Souto is the leading cause of autism, not Vaccines.

August Walker says, "THE WALL OF SOUTO"
souto.pngAugust Walker yells, "ITS AMAZING!"

soutoshrineq.jpgThree Nerds praying to the Souto Shrine

I am Impressed at the work of art here

[YungCuz]

I am Impressed at the work of art here

Where the hell did they get the time to arrange all that

[Casany]

Where the hell did they get the time to arrange all that

We retreated from the planet and decided to build it while I was hiding from the MPs. Fun times

[johners12345]

I logged in for the first time in about a month or two to see this.

Command Announcement


Reports of "Huge ass Rhino lizard looking motherfuckers" have been reported, proceed with caution, you are free to engage wildlife as you see fit


DEAD: Curtis Weeter says, "...."

DEAD: Curtis Weeter says, "I can't play this."

DEAD: Curtis Weeter says, "after seeing that command announcement. I'm done"

[YungCuz]

I logged in for the first time in about a month or two to see this.

Command Announcement


Reports of "Huge ass Rhino lizard looking motherfuckers" have been reported, proceed with caution, you are free to engage wildlife as you see fit


DEAD: Curtis Weeter says, "...."

DEAD: Curtis Weeter says, "I can't play this."

DEAD: Curtis Weeter says, "after seeing that command announcement. I'm done"

Lmao

[Dions]

can someone please explain to me how someone looks at the xenos and thinks "oh hey thats a lizard!" every fucking round.

[TehSpoderman]

can someone please explain to me how someone looks at the xenos and thinks "oh hey thats a lizard!" every fucking round.

we obviously cant call em Xenos right off the bat. I think people saw they looked lizard like and they called them Lizards or Bugs so they have some name to call the enemy.

[CraayyZ]

I prefer the word, Bug. Why?

1. Their blood is a yellowish/Greenish tint color
2. The Xenomorph hivemind is kinda similiar to Ants. You have a Queen, Workers, Guardians, etc.
3. It's ALOT quicker and easier to yell BUG! By the time you type Lizard, you've probably already been decapped

I have no clue where, or who got the idea "Lizard" but whatever tickles your fancy and gets the word across.

[Crab_Spider]

Lizard sounds fucking stupid. If you're calling them lizards because they have tails and stand on 2 legs, then congratulations, you're a dumbass.

[CraayyZ]

Lizard sounds fucking stupid. If you're calling them lizards because they have tails and stand on 2 legs, then congratulations, you're a dumbass.

Finally someone who thinks like me

[4thsurviver]

we obviously cant call em Xenos right off the bat. I think people saw they looked lizard like and they called them Lizards or Bugs so they have some name to call the enemy.

Couldn't we call them Xenos? I mean they are aliens and the term Xenomorph was used by the USCM in Aliens based entirely off of Ripley's report. I imagine the reason we use Lizards is just stuck and is tradition these days.

[Dions]

Xenos work, people forget that the word xeno is a human word for alien species. As well as the designations "queen" "runner" "boiler" etc are nicknames that humans gave them within seconds of seeing them.

Even if all the stuff i just said is wrong, where the fuck are they getting lizard from? It's ALWAYS lizard.