Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Sargeantmuffinman]

One time I was welding a vent and suddenly an alien popped right out just moments before I welded the vent.I just started to kick its ass with the welder and I won.

[Briankada]

One time I was welding a vent and suddenly an alien popped right out just moments before I welded the vent.I just started to kick its ass with the welder and I won.

Hey! I helped as Tyrone with slashing it to death!

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Hey! I helped as Tyrone with slashing it to death!

Fun times.....

[Sargeantmuffinman]

We called the shuttle,a few marines left behind in medbay. Me and a sulaco medic cloned enough troops to kill all the aliens.First the queen attacked us,I stunned the queen letting the marines kill her,made more biomass cause we ran out,kicked ass and pushed are way to the shuttles killing all aliens in sight to get to the shuttle. But no...it left...carrier go me with a hugger, then the marines managed to get me out of harms way unfortunately hugged BUT we kicked ass ending the infestation. WOO.

[xomega000x]

That moment when you get out of a locker as a LO, and charge with a knife In a semi-nest inside the Sulaco sleeper/dorms room, and stab a drone to death. Lol.

[speedybst]

We called the shuttle,a few marines left behind in medbay. Me and a sulaco medic cloned enough troops to kill all the aliens.First the queen attacked us,I stunned the queen letting the marines kill her,made more biomass cause we ran out,kicked ass and pushed are way to the shuttles killing all aliens in sight to get to the shuttle. But no...it left...carrier go me with a hugger, then the marines managed to get me out of harms way unfortunately hugged BUT we kicked ass ending the infestation. WOO.

And as you were taken down, you yelled over LOOC about it, whilst i made halo/aliens references back at ya :P
That was a good round, proof that a single runner can restart a hive.

[mosshadow]

Commander tells me to go to the FOB despite there being no messages from the FOB. I am stupid enough to go and walk out of the shuttle to get raped by xenos. Never again!

[Terminator541]

Survived the entire round until it ended just by lying down in one spot as a survivor. The Queen got Rustles, though. RIP.

[xomega000x]

Survived the entire round until it ended just by lying down in one spot as a survivor. The Queen got Rustles, though. RIP.

Seems like the end/beginning of an action movie, about bank robbers. lol

[Adjective]

Oh my god. You are god.

[ealmernd]

i had a good round as a runner a few days ago, our queen was killed and without facehuggers we were unable to make another nest without it being overrun immediately. So i spent my time harrasing lone marines in the hallway, letting them scream into their headsets between hit and run attacks.

Etherius Wentz [Bravo Squad] says, "Why the hell are people running around by themselves when those things are out there?!"

[crazyh206]

Now children gather around and let me tell you a story of a few extraordinary men, but these men had no powers only their armor and weapons these men had ran into the heart of a hive and managed to defend their position for a while but their SL had thrown a nade into a maint hallway causing it to vent making the men suffocate but they still held their ground up till the very last minute with only one surviving member aiden newton who managed to get free and drag me to the nostromo cloning area and clone me to only shoot himself then be cloned himself

[Sargeantmuffinman]

So I was with my squad in chapel when we found out an alien nest was there.We took action with two bravo marines counting six of us.We were boxed and unable to escape.Every thing seemed like a stale mate still the squad leader threw a grenade which fucked up atmos.Pressure and no air was killing us. Finally the aliens got us.As a coward I climbed into disposles and hid till they were all gone.Too bad the hivelord spotted me and acided the chute.They forced me out into a fight where it was quickly put down and I was hugged.They soon left for the sulaco and I broke free.Taking my gear I find that the xenos abandoned us so I took Tye to medbay and cloned him and shot my self and I got cloned.I tried to clone the others but no luck.Now we go back to the Sulaco to get are stuff fixed..it took a while but it was worth it.

I also got stuck in this situatuion

[Derpislav]

Old one, but I've been a MP that round, one guy kept getting arrested over and over, first for getting drunk instead of deploying to Nostromo, then for assaulting the officer that baton'd him with his own shotgun... Basically my round was 90% watching him, 10% checking the cams, 100% getting bored to hell and back.
And then the aliums attacked.
We made it to one of the escape shuttles in "our" Ripleys, located conveniently close to the Brig. It didn't matter that he was a prisoner at that point. Some intense fighting happened. The radios were still functional, and marines were pledging for help in the canteen. We got into an argument about helping them, but after some time he agreed to just move out of the way so I can go alone.
Smashed a runner into the floor, crushed the queen like it's DoWII intro all over again, but all the marines were dead by now, thanks to time wasted for arguing. My ripley got finally destroyed but like the incarnation of stubborn-ess I am, I made it to the pod. Heavily wounded and out of ammo.
MFW he was standing in the door, making me bounce off his Ripley back into the pursuing xenomorphs. I got slashed to crit, stuck there between this useless chunk of steel and pissed off xenos. I got lucky enough, falling to the ground when he walked over me to scare the xeno away, and getting back up just in time to slumber into the pod.
It was depressurized and I've passed out in the few nanoseconds it took my PC to register me clicking internals on.
10 minutes of slow death from suffocation and he did nothing to help, even when his screen filled up with looc complaints from me and nearby ghost watching him turning being a dick into art.

At least I got to brag about killing the queen.

[Varnock]

Alright so the best one I've ever seen was when my friend was playing with us for the first time. He spawned in as a Survivor and was freaking out since it was dark and he didn't know shit all about where anything was. I basically just wished him luck and kept getting shit to reach briefing and get down as fast as possible while giving him general information about where stuff was in the station.

Then the drone shows up.

So he gets knocked out, drug off, and buckled into a chair. Then this drone points to some banana cream pie. Then it began to force feed him the pie. For ten minutes.

We all couldn't stop laughing and I was late to briefing, it was glorious.

[xomega000x]

Alright so the best one I've ever seen was when my friend was playing with us for the first time. He spawned in as a Survivor and was freaking out since it was dark and he didn't know shit all about where anything was. I basically just wished him luck and kept getting shit to reach briefing and get down as fast as possible while giving him general information about where stuff was in the station.

Then the drone shows up.

So he gets knocked out, drug off, and buckled into a chair. Then this drone points to some banana cream pie. Then it began to force feed him the pie. For ten minutes.

We all couldn't stop laughing and I was late to briefing, it was glorious.

A true reason for why being late to briefing.

*salutez*

[Sligneris]

So, like it is in many low-player games, I was the only alien that spawned. So, like every lone drone, I evolve, set up a nice hive, evolve and infect monkeys. Sounds good enough, except... Marines never came. They just never got into the Shuttles. Neither did monkeys chestburst, as there was so few players.

After 40 minutes of playing or so, I end up calling the Shuttle in EVA, preparing a hive there and invading Sulaco by myself, with probably around seven marines there. Amazingly, I actually succeeded, as more and more marines got infected. You could say that the alien queen was welcomed well.

[Butterrobber202]

When Marine meta is to much



They also came to my Brig Hive in full EVA without first contact :3

(if it doesnt apper: http://gyazo.com/b115b8331191b386a0f0e77805a206c0 )

[Adjective]

When Marine meta is to much



They also came to my Brig Hive in full EVA without first contact :3

(if it doesnt apper: http://gyazo.com/b115b8331191b386a0f0e77805a206c0 )

You're a member of my brood you won right?

[Butterrobber202]

You're a member of my brood you won right?

Yeah, even with that MAJOR Meta Defense. I won without Admin help... By Charging straight through it

[Adjective]

You make the Queen Mother proud.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

I gibbed apophis....nuff said.


So I was in this round where the PMC was doing shit and I saw a PMC guy in the bridge.He locked it down and the commander brought a C4 to blow up the blast door.We stunned the PMC guy but he was invisible so I took out my pistol to blindly fire at him and I found him.We tried to arrest him but he was invisible so he got away.



I went into brig and geared my self with something but he got me first.I was held hostage for a while and I found out there was one other PMC guys.They talked about just getting some info and shit then Issac came along and died.They also talked about me being captured and I assume they wanted something.They then dragged me to the commanders maintenance area and put me there.More talk on the radio and they realised that the marines barley care about me and such and such.Afterwards the PMC guy went out to take down the commander since we agreed that I will kill him.He was brought to maintenance and I had the choice to either gib him or make him slowly bleed to death.I took his cigar and this was my decision.

1. A. To kill or gib him...

• B. To be loyal to centcomm...even though we had shitmanders and shit everything

And do you know what I did?

I took a coin and flipped it.

Heads: save the commander

Tails: Kill the commander

I took it and flipped it and it landed on Heads.
So I unbuckled the commander and started to place charges on the PMC guy when he finally realised I surprised him and planted the charges.He got gibbed and then we all got gibbed.(Me the commander,the PMC guys)
It was just plain fun.

[Sligneris]

PMC guy? Invisible? I'm confused now.

[crazyh206]

PMC guy? Invisible? I'm confused now.

Admins

[Sligneris]

What does PMC stand for though? I'm sorry.