Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[TheMaskedMan2]

WEW. We then had a mutiny and decided to hole up in T-Comms Ice Colony and became a new colony while Apophis gets on just to bomb us. There were sellouts in Dsay. We were worshipping our cow god to give us enlightenment.

Bravo squad was fucking awesome and the XO refused to send us backup and then said "If you were competent you wouldn't have died", so, thanks XO, for abandoning a bunch of marines because they couldn't solo 4 crushers and a boiler. Though we did kill one of them and a rav.

[Redikalzip]

6 crushers. 30 muhreenez. 1 FOB.

[Garrison]

6 crushers. 30 muhreenez. 1 FOB.

Pretty sure I can figure out what happened there.

[Winter]

Crushers gonna crush.

Also having a scooby doo moment with IBs was very silly.

[Nick123q23]

http://prntscr.com/fcd0qw

Doesn't like the image tag.

[Rustarus]

Well... I mean, I did hide in the lockers with Bill Carson in the Almayer, the fire lockers in the hangar? Hid in those with him during an IB event, where they invaded and ambushed IB.... I killed about 3, and Bill helped. It was amazing.

[MrMafioso]

My 1st and Current CO application

[Tysonix]

6 crushers. 30 muhreenez. 1 FOB.

I was the CMP that round.....charlie SL, spec and a couple others and I went fuck it and left the CIC for one final hurrah, 3 tile hallway, 2 crushers charge, 1 charges south on the medbay, medbay crusher ragdolls me, I watch as the other 2 ragdoll every single marine with me in that hallway, and 5 or so xenos kill those who are wounded. I survived, rested and watched the massacre and when they left, I got up and ran....got surrounded afterwards.

[Mattmaster77]

[Garrison]

Meh, you missed his right arm, not impressed.

[contactdenied]

Delta Smartgunner, we were selected to be the QRF (Quick Response Force) so we were just hanging around LZ1. We heard that there were two Jamaicans (Predators) south of LZ1, on the other side of the fence. Our spec asks if he should shoot at them with a Sadar, which he ended up doing a few minutes later. Both Jamaicans are downed, one's body is taken and looted, one still lived and escaped while invisible.

Cut to about 10 minutes later, LZ1's dropship is blown up by a Jamacian, and that's pretty much all I know. I got ravager charged and was left to die right outside the door of Hydroponics by two marines that got scared and ran.

[Asmodius]

then a predalien got spawned it and literally one shot me

[Swagile]

I was the WO that round, went SSD for 10 minutes after taking them out and come back to half my force dead and xenos invading.

Ended up dying in a last stand by taking down five xenos then dying to boiler death gas.

[completelynewguy]

I was a standard that round. I lost my right hand when Medical was super fucked; so when the Xenos boarded, I took off my armor and full on Tenno Haika Banzai.
I end up Banzai-charging (and dying to) the 2nd, or so, Queen, resulting in her death as there were others nearby who took the opportunity to take her out.

[SagaSword]

Behold! The ultimate artwork of wires!

[YungCuz]

Behold! The ultimate artwork of wires!

...You had too much time didn't you?

[SagaSword]

...You had too much time didn't you?

Nah m8, It wasn't me who did it. But It's nice so I wanted to share it for the cringe of it.

[ImNotShrapnel]

Behold! The ultimate artwork of wires!

Nice Uterus art.

[Renomaki]

>rolls for Smartgunner, ends up as PO
>welp.jpeg
>begins round preparation, getting supplies to help with the job
>briefing is about to start, Marines getting restless, XO nowhere in sight
>goes on an XO hunt before marines start a riot, starting with CiC, the most logical place for them
>Awildadmiralappears.MP4
>maximum loyalty for USCM reached
>Senpai notices me and tells me to get to briefing, which I do and then the round moves along as normal
>Names ship Shrek 2, much to the disgust of everyone and we commence first drop, Admiral watching me from the side as I lift off
>specialsnowflake.gif
>returns from the drop and discovered that the Admiral wants to hitch a ride on MY ship
>Senpai noticing intensifies
>Admiral deploys, and the op continues as normal
>flies without a care in the world while marines complain about Admiral blowing them up with admintillery TWICE
>Later in round, XO goes rouge and tries to have the Admiral arrested for incompetence
>MPs, Admiral, and his #1 fan go into CiC, where drama ensues and results in an SO being executed on the spot by the Admiral for shit talkin
>MPs and XO don't understand that Admirals can execute on the spot legally, and arrest him illegally.
>MUST. PROTECT. ADMIRAL.
>Loyalty to USCM high command gets me arrested, and the XO plans to put the Admiral to death.
>Autisticscreamingincell.MP4
>USCM High Command informs the XO that he can't have the Admiral arrested for performing executions, and ironically ends up executed by the man he was going to execute himself
>Admiral sets me free for my loyalty, cranking my loyalty to him to 11
>mission continues as normal
>later on in the round, command requests all dropships to return to hanger, despite the fact we are winning the ground war.
>Admiral announces they are going to nuke the planet, even if it means killing dozens of marines that are still there.
>Finds it cruel, but doesn't argue with them due to loyalty to high command
>Recently awoken commander disagrees
>goes to CiC to check out overwatch cams, only to find CO pointing a gun as Admiral
>Itsherotime.Jpeg
>gets behind CO and puts a knife to his throat to convince him to put the gun down.
>Admiral shoots CO in the head, and then ends up shooting ME in the head despite my loyalty. Not sure if mistake or...
>Shithitsthefan.wave
>Dies trying to protect the Admiral, loyal to the end despite how evil he was
>Learns in death that the Admiral was a Synth the whole time
>feelsbadman

[Garrison]

I was there for that round, I remember when I was dying after being rammed by a crusher, I was waiting at DS 1 then I saw the admiral staring over me. I kept blacking out though, so I don't know if he said anything to me.

Shit got real that round. The Synth reveal blew everyone's mind both on comms and deadchat.

[Winter]

So, the ayys destroyed all the chairs on DS1! Even the pilot's!

... so I kinda filled a dropship with desk chairs.

[TehSpoderman]

>rolls for Smartgunner, ends up as PO
>welp.jpeg
>begins round preparation, getting supplies to help with the job
>briefing is about to start, Marines getting restless, XO nowhere in sight
>goes on an XO hunt before marines start a riot, starting with CiC, the most logical place for them
>Awildadmiralappears.MP4
>maximum loyalty for USCM reached
>Senpai notices me and tells me to get to briefing, which I do and then the round moves along as normal
>Names ship Shrek 2, much to the disgust of everyone and we commence first drop, Admiral watching me from the side as I lift off
>specialsnowflake.gif
>returns from the drop and discovered that the Admiral wants to hitch a ride on MY ship
>Senpai noticing intensifies
>Admiral deploys, and the op continues as normal
>flies without a care in the world while marines complain about Admiral blowing them up with admintillery TWICE
>Later in round, XO goes rouge and tries to have the Admiral arrested for incompetence
>MPs, Admiral, and his #1 fan go into CiC, where drama ensues and results in an SO being executed on the spot by the Admiral for shit talkin
>MPs and XO don't understand that Admirals can execute on the spot legally, and arrest him illegally.
>MUST. PROTECT. ADMIRAL.
>Loyalty to USCM high command gets me arrested, and the XO plans to put the Admiral to death.
>Autisticscreamingincell.MP4
>USCM High Command informs the XO that he can't have the Admiral arrested for performing executions, and ironically ends up executed by the man he was going to execute himself
>Admiral sets me free for my loyalty, cranking my loyalty to him to 11
>mission continues as normal
>later on in the round, command requests all dropships to return to hanger, despite the fact we are winning the ground war.
>Admiral announces they are going to nuke the planet, even if it means killing dozens of marines that are still there.
>Finds it cruel, but doesn't argue with them due to loyalty to high command
>Recently awoken commander disagrees
>goes to CiC to check out overwatch cams, only to find CO pointing a gun as Admiral
>Itsherotime.Jpeg
>gets behind CO and puts a knife to his throat to convince him to put the gun down.
>Admiral shoots CO in the head, and then ends up shooting ME in the head despite my loyalty. Not sure if mistake or...
>Shithitsthefan.wave
>Dies trying to protect the Admiral, loyal to the end despite how evil he was
>Learns in death that the Admiral was a Synth the whole time
>feelsbadman

i was there for this i remember trying to flank xenos from western caverns. the xenos were all the way to the sand temple. i died to being crusher memed and so did everyone else. FeelsBadMan

[Mattmaster77]

i was there for this i remember trying to flank xenos from western caverns. the xenos were all the way to the sand temple. i died to being crusher memed and so did everyone else. FeelsBadMan

I was there for this as well, except I was the crusher who stomped on the Marine's dreams.

[TehSpoderman]

I was there for this as well, except I was the crusher who stomped on the Marine's dreams.

u monster

[YungCuz]

u monster

Anyone who plays crusher is a monster.