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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 04 Jun 2017, 13:03

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Tysonix » 04 Jun 2017, 18:03

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Image
Took a picture of this ingame using the camera I was suppose to use to gather evidence for crimes....died before I could make use of it with RP.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Redikalzip » 04 Jun 2017, 20:41

DS2>LZ2>Crusher>Sniper spec FFed my Arm>Surgery Operation>LZ2>Sniper FFed my leg>Surgery Operation>Xeno stole DS2>Crush>Sniper FFed my arm too. Great Round.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Kazuko_myu » 04 Jun 2017, 21:00

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Image
Oh hey, I'm on there too.

Was quitee sick tbh. Didn't expect so many people actually coming there + taking their hats off to IC honor the fallen. 10/10 would do it again.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TheDonkified » 05 Jun 2017, 16:26

Kazuko_myu wrote:Image
that was quick lol
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 05 Jun 2017, 18:32

Kazuko_myu wrote:Image
Context
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Garrison » 05 Jun 2017, 18:48

Playing SO as Elizabeth Owens.

> Be Overwatching Delta, then some of Delta has a disagreement on Commanders orders.
> Delta is then dissolved into Charlie due to insubordination charges.
> Delta Leader gets arrested.
> Out of a job, I start making my way to Requisitions.
> Bill Carson runs into me, who is a marine, and just transferred from Delta into Charlie. We strike up a conversation.
> Against my better judgement, but for the sake of RP, I decide to take up his idea of snagging a few drinks from the Captains stash and chatting in the Officers Quarters.
> Things are fine at first, but once drunkenness sets in, things start getting weird.
> Against my control, my character wonders into the bathroom, Carson follows me.
> He then pushes me into the shower and strips down.

FUCKTHISSHITIAMOUT!

>I pummel/disarm Carson down to the ground, run out and call security.
>We both get arrested since I was drunk, and an officer. But I get off lightly, thankfully.
>Carson gets an unofficial restraining order and is eventually sent back down to the planet to fight.
>I go help out Cargo until the round ends in Marine victory.

I gotta say, that was probably the most uncomfortable/strangest round I have ever played as a Staff Officer. I ponder if this counts as borderline ERP though... Hope your not banned Carson, despite how creeped out I got in the end there, that was a memorable round.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Kazuko_myu » 05 Jun 2017, 20:15

YungCuz wrote:Context
Xenos boarded ship, killed entire crew + ERT, last two survivors played basketball while all xenos sat down on the chairs and watched them do.

Afterwards the Queen said it's an absolute insult to do that and they got swarmed and killed by a horde of angry plushies within a matter of 1 second.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TehSpoderman » 05 Jun 2017, 20:16

there was a xeno conga line of death last round. pretty funny tbh
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by SagaSword » 06 Jun 2017, 18:00

Kazuko_myu wrote:Xenos boarded ship, killed entire crew + ERT, last two survivors played basketball while all xenos sat down on the chairs and watched them do.

Afterwards the Queen said it's an absolute insult to do that and they got swarmed and killed by a horde of angry plushies within a matter of 1 second.
Well, who'd watch a fucking basketball match with only two players? The Queen was like "Fuck, this shit is worse than BTS".
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Casany » 08 Jun 2017, 02:54

>Be me, CL
>Start signing people up for PMC duty
>Get 5 applicants off the bat, woooo
>Later every MP signs up
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>Have the entire MP team under my control
>Aliens invade
>Ares being a bitch
>Try to use override codes, all fail
>Pray to W-Y
>Response is everyones forgotten about you
>All my bodyguards died inside and around my office as I did
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Rustarus » 08 Jun 2017, 14:58

Getting blocked by feweh for saying I dont like pineapple on my pizza. Signature for details. Amazing moments like those are.... *cough* Autistic *cough*
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*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Crab_Spider » 08 Jun 2017, 15:05

Rustarus wrote:Getting blocked by feweh for saying I dont like pineapple on my pizza. Signature for details. Amazing moments like those are.... *cough* Autistic *cough*
What did he say before that?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Rustarus » 08 Jun 2017, 15:09

Crab_Spider wrote:What did he say before that?
He never typed me anything on steam, but... before that there was a vote on the sever saying "Is pineapple an acceptable topping on pizza" and basically everyone voted no. I think he is a pineapple lover.
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DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
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*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Imperator_Titan » 08 Jun 2017, 15:25

Rustarus wrote:He never typed me anything on steam, but... before that there was a vote on the sever saying "Is pineapple an acceptable topping on pizza" and basically everyone voted no. I think he is a pineapple lover.
How is pineapple not an acceptable topping on pizza....Pineapple is my life..

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Rustarus » 08 Jun 2017, 15:25

Imperator_Titan wrote:How is pineapple not an acceptable topping on pizza....Pineapple is my life..
Pineapple is disgusting
feweh Announces:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
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*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TehSpoderman » 08 Jun 2017, 15:26

Imperator_Titan wrote:How is pineapple not an acceptable topping on pizza....Pineapple is my life..
Shit boys, we got a HERETIC on the loose!
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Imperator_Titan » 08 Jun 2017, 16:05

Rustarus wrote:Pineapple is disgusting
TehSpoderman wrote:Shit boys, we got a HERETIC on the loose!
I really don't see what's wrong with it. I usually have pineapple as a topping and I enjoy it...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Winter » 08 Jun 2017, 16:41

HERESY!

(It's not something I like, but whatever if someone does).

Also, I loved the round last night where it went from solemn funeral music to 80s conga beats and the ayys really cut a rug.

Then ate the marines.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by driecg36 » 08 Jun 2017, 17:44

Imperator_Titan wrote:I really don't see what's wrong with it. I usually have pineapple as a topping and I enjoy it...
Someone, enjoying something I MYSELF dont enjoy?

Have fun with that PERMA kiddo.

Nah but seriously, I hate pineapple on pizza.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TheDonkified » 08 Jun 2017, 17:48

Pineapple on pizza just tastes...unnatural.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by NoahKirchner » 08 Jun 2017, 17:54

Hawaiian (Pineapple and ham) is my second favorite topping on pizza and y'all are shit.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TehSpoderman » 08 Jun 2017, 17:56

NoahKirchner wrote:Hawaiian (Pineapple and ham) is my second favorite topping on pizza and y'all are shit.
this is blasphemy. imma file a perma on u
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Crab_Spider » 08 Jun 2017, 18:48

driecg36 wrote:Someone, enjoying something I MYSELF dont enjoy?

Have fun with that PERMA kiddo.

Nah but seriously, I hate pineapple on pizza.
TehSpoderman wrote: this is blasphemy. imma file a perma on u
You're all gay!
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