Took a picture of this ingame using the camera I was suppose to use to gather evidence for crimes....died before I could make use of it with RP.Sargeantmuffinman wrote:
Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
I don't like cute things.
Good hunting.
I don't like cute things.
Good hunting.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Jason "Smoker" Prescott - The only guy you'll see replacing his new helmet in combat with the cigarettes of his old helmet.
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DS2>LZ2>Crusher>Sniper spec FFed my Arm>Surgery Operation>LZ2>Sniper FFed my leg>Surgery Operation>Xeno stole DS2>Crush>Sniper FFed my arm too. Great Round.
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I love my "SADAR".
I love my M56B without BC.
I love M41A with QF.
Be happy. Be marine.
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I love my "SADAR".
I love my M56B without BC.
I love M41A with QF.
Be happy. Be marine.
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Oh hey, I'm on there too.Sargeantmuffinman wrote:
Was quitee sick tbh. Didn't expect so many people actually coming there + taking their hats off to IC honor the fallen. 10/10 would do it again.
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ContextKazuko_myu wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Playing SO as Elizabeth Owens.
> Be Overwatching Delta, then some of Delta has a disagreement on Commanders orders.
> Delta is then dissolved into Charlie due to insubordination charges.
> Delta Leader gets arrested.
> Out of a job, I start making my way to Requisitions.
> Bill Carson runs into me, who is a marine, and just transferred from Delta into Charlie. We strike up a conversation.
> Against my better judgement, but for the sake of RP, I decide to take up his idea of snagging a few drinks from the Captains stash and chatting in the Officers Quarters.
> Things are fine at first, but once drunkenness sets in, things start getting weird.
> Against my control, my character wonders into the bathroom, Carson follows me.
> He then pushes me into the shower and strips down.
FUCKTHISSHITIAMOUT!
>I pummel/disarm Carson down to the ground, run out and call security.
>We both get arrested since I was drunk, and an officer. But I get off lightly, thankfully.
>Carson gets an unofficial restraining order and is eventually sent back down to the planet to fight.
>I go help out Cargo until the round ends in Marine victory.
I gotta say, that was probably the most uncomfortable/strangest round I have ever played as a Staff Officer. I ponder if this counts as borderline ERP though... Hope your not banned Carson, despite how creeped out I got in the end there, that was a memorable round.
> Be Overwatching Delta, then some of Delta has a disagreement on Commanders orders.
> Delta is then dissolved into Charlie due to insubordination charges.
> Delta Leader gets arrested.
> Out of a job, I start making my way to Requisitions.
> Bill Carson runs into me, who is a marine, and just transferred from Delta into Charlie. We strike up a conversation.
> Against my better judgement, but for the sake of RP, I decide to take up his idea of snagging a few drinks from the Captains stash and chatting in the Officers Quarters.
> Things are fine at first, but once drunkenness sets in, things start getting weird.
> Against my control, my character wonders into the bathroom, Carson follows me.
> He then pushes me into the shower and strips down.
FUCKTHISSHITIAMOUT!
>I pummel/disarm Carson down to the ground, run out and call security.
>We both get arrested since I was drunk, and an officer. But I get off lightly, thankfully.
>Carson gets an unofficial restraining order and is eventually sent back down to the planet to fight.
>I go help out Cargo until the round ends in Marine victory.
I gotta say, that was probably the most uncomfortable/strangest round I have ever played as a Staff Officer. I ponder if this counts as borderline ERP though... Hope your not banned Carson, despite how creeped out I got in the end there, that was a memorable round.
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Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.
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Xenos boarded ship, killed entire crew + ERT, last two survivors played basketball while all xenos sat down on the chairs and watched them do.YungCuz wrote:Context
Afterwards the Queen said it's an absolute insult to do that and they got swarmed and killed by a horde of angry plushies within a matter of 1 second.
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there was a xeno conga line of death last round. pretty funny tbh
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Well, who'd watch a fucking basketball match with only two players? The Queen was like "Fuck, this shit is worse than BTS".Kazuko_myu wrote:Xenos boarded ship, killed entire crew + ERT, last two survivors played basketball while all xenos sat down on the chairs and watched them do.
Afterwards the Queen said it's an absolute insult to do that and they got swarmed and killed by a horde of angry plushies within a matter of 1 second.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
>Be me, CL
>Start signing people up for PMC duty
>Get 5 applicants off the bat, woooo
>Later every MP signs up
>Icontroltheship.jpg
>Have the entire MP team under my control
>Aliens invade
>Ares being a bitch
>Try to use override codes, all fail
>Pray to W-Y
>Response is everyones forgotten about you
>All my bodyguards died inside and around my office as I did
Fun CL round, I gotta say. Ona the best for me
>Start signing people up for PMC duty
>Get 5 applicants off the bat, woooo
>Later every MP signs up
>Icontroltheship.jpg
>Have the entire MP team under my control
>Aliens invade
>Ares being a bitch
>Try to use override codes, all fail
>Pray to W-Y
>Response is everyones forgotten about you
>All my bodyguards died inside and around my office as I did
Fun CL round, I gotta say. Ona the best for me
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
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"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
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Getting blocked by feweh for saying I dont like pineapple on my pizza. Signature for details. Amazing moments like those are.... *cough* Autistic *cough*
feweh Announces:
DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
__________________________________________________
*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185
DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
__________________________________________________
*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185
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What did he say before that?Rustarus wrote:Getting blocked by feweh for saying I dont like pineapple on my pizza. Signature for details. Amazing moments like those are.... *cough* Autistic *cough*
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
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He never typed me anything on steam, but... before that there was a vote on the sever saying "Is pineapple an acceptable topping on pizza" and basically everyone voted no. I think he is a pineapple lover.Crab_Spider wrote:What did he say before that?
feweh Announces:
DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
__________________________________________________
*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185
DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
__________________________________________________
*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
How is pineapple not an acceptable topping on pizza....Pineapple is my life..Rustarus wrote:He never typed me anything on steam, but... before that there was a vote on the sever saying "Is pineapple an acceptable topping on pizza" and basically everyone voted no. I think he is a pineapple lover.
Just some funny moments.
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Pineapple is disgustingImperator_Titan wrote:How is pineapple not an acceptable topping on pizza....Pineapple is my life..
feweh Announces:
DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
__________________________________________________
*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185
DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
__________________________________________________
*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185
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Shit boys, we got a HERETIC on the loose!Imperator_Titan wrote:How is pineapple not an acceptable topping on pizza....Pineapple is my life..
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Rustarus wrote:Pineapple is disgusting
I really don't see what's wrong with it. I usually have pineapple as a topping and I enjoy it...TehSpoderman wrote:Shit boys, we got a HERETIC on the loose!
Just some funny moments.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
HERESY!
(It's not something I like, but whatever if someone does).
Also, I loved the round last night where it went from solemn funeral music to 80s conga beats and the ayys really cut a rug.
Then ate the marines.
(It's not something I like, but whatever if someone does).
Also, I loved the round last night where it went from solemn funeral music to 80s conga beats and the ayys really cut a rug.
Then ate the marines.
Player of Rain Winterson and Winter Silverson.
Not terribly robust, but will give runners bananas.
Not terribly robust, but will give runners bananas.
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Someone, enjoying something I MYSELF dont enjoy?Imperator_Titan wrote:I really don't see what's wrong with it. I usually have pineapple as a topping and I enjoy it...
Have fun with that PERMA kiddo.
Nah but seriously, I hate pineapple on pizza.
Some guy.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Pineapple on pizza just tastes...unnatural.
lother jomes
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
Hawaiian (Pineapple and ham) is my second favorite topping on pizza and y'all are shit.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
this is blasphemy. imma file a perma on uNoahKirchner wrote:Hawaiian (Pineapple and ham) is my second favorite topping on pizza and y'all are shit.
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Check out my mapping dumping grounds: http://www.colonial-marines.com/viewtop ... 14&t=14204 . It's where people share their mapping projects and ask for feedback. Check it out pls <3
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driecg36 wrote:Someone, enjoying something I MYSELF dont enjoy?
Have fun with that PERMA kiddo.
Nah but seriously, I hate pineapple on pizza.
You're all gay!TehSpoderman wrote: this is blasphemy. imma file a perma on u
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter