Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[YungCuz]

I did it and I can teach you how

Teach me sensei

[spartanbobby]

Teach me sensei

screwdriver the sign and pick it up
drop the sign then click it with a screwdriver and it'll ask if you want to put it North, South, East or west click one and it'll go down one tile in that direction

[Aracino]

Cross dressing predator. Why? I have no idea.

[YungCuz]

Cross dressing predator. Why? I have no idea.

I wonder how long it will take for Other Pred players to find this image

[TehSpoderman]

Cross dressing predator. Why? I have no idea.

Lusty Pred maid

[YungCuz]

Lusty Pred maid

CONCERN.

[Nettle]

When criminal scum must be punished

[Asmodius]

there is one time i called Asmodious a thot by accident. I meant to say Thor (His nickname). Needless to say, it was pretty damn funny.

stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyrKeThaEJM

[Nettle]

[johners12345]

SSGT Sorrel Walker [MP (MP)] yells, "We will carry out the law as it were the word of god commander!"

LCDR Curtis Weeter [MP (XO)] says, "God I love your energy sorrel, i'll buy ya a drink at the next port stop we make"

SSGT Sorrel Walker [MP (MP)] exclaims, "I ... I don't know what to say sir!"

SSGT Sorrel Walker [MP (MP)] says, "Thank you"

LCDR Curtis Weeter [MP (XO)] yells, "Yes MP! Give me a roar! Let that energy out! Give me that Power of Law and Justice!"

SSGT Sorrel Walker [MP (MP)] exclaims, "I AM THE LAW! OOOORAH!"

LCDR Curtis Weeter [MP (XO)] shouts, "Yes!"

SSGT Justin Vanleer [MP (MP)] says, "I rather keep the energy, and unleash it at whoever breaks the marine laws, sir"

LCDR Curtis Weeter [MP (XO)] yells, "Thats the spirit justin!"

[Aracino]

Shitcurity, unite!

[Crab_Spider]

Shitcurity, unite!

*puts on Shitcurity Ring and bumps fists with Aracino*

[johners12345]

LCDR Curtis Weeter shouts, "Sarah no! You were so hot!"

LT Sarah Dennis stammers, "Go f-fuck y-yourself."

LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "... Hopefully I'll be able to by the end of the day"



^ what happens when you get infected by a toxin that makes your dick fall off

[johners12345]

LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "It's horrible"
SSGT Justin Vanleer [MP (MP)] says, "Coming"
LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "The SO's.."
LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "They're in late stages"

CDR Jack Knight says, "We are missing three Staff Officers"
CDR Jack Knight asks, "All dead?"
CDR Jack Knight says, "A shame."
LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "No.."
LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "Their dicks are gone"
LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "And their arms fell off..."

CDR Jack Knight says, "Sweet mother of god"


SSGT Chad 'Plow' Cooper [Command (SL)] says, "OB ME NOW"

SSGT Chad 'Plow' Cooper [Command (SL)] says, "ITS ACTIVE IN ENEMY TERRITORY"
SSGT Chad 'Plow' Cooper [Command (SL)] says, "QUICK"

SSGT Balto''Crunk''Dreg [Command (SL)] stutters, "FIRE ON O-O-ORBITIAL"
[Overwatch]: Transmitting beacon feed..
SSGT Chad 'Plow' Cooper [Command (SL)] says, "ALRIGHT BABY"
[Overwatch]: Calibrating trajectory window..
The deck of the USS Almayer shudders as the orbital cannons open fire on the colony.
FIRING!!
[Overwatch]: WARNING! Ballistic trans-atmospheric launch detected! Get outside of Danger Close!
[Overwatch]: Trajectory beacon not found. Aborting launch.

CDR Jack Knight [Command (CO)] asks, "Squad lead?"

LCDR Curtis Weeter [Command (XO)] says, "... You there?.."

LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "My God.."
LCDR Curtis Weeter says, "He planted it on top of himself.."

Rest in Balto and Chad...

[Blade2000Br]

I remember another round where I was ERT and did some messed up shit, but bear with me because is good.

So, after I played a round as one of the famous deltards and died horribly because the SL was funny and meta-y as hell because M E M E S n's shit, I just chilled in the dead chat waiting for the game to end.

After a few minutes of patiently waiting, I hear that a ERT was called. I didn't checked if the Almeyer was being boarded or not and didn't care to check, just clicked to join and shurrged off. Because let's be real: getting ERT or not is just to be fancy.

Anyway, I got luvky to be part of a crew of 15 PMCs. I kid you not that was the first time as PMC, and I had to lookup in the wiki to know what the heck is a PMC. After a quick read I got the gist and waited for us to land.

The ERT was filled with goddam veterans, so everyone had a high standard RP feel, to the point I felt like a little baldie. Regardless, we went to the CL officer and waited our orders. Turned out that the Liasion wanted to take over Almeyer for whatever reason. We PMCs don't ask, we only get the god dam job done.

We proceeded to the bridge where the acting CO was Max Terry. He saw all those armed folks taking him off that he got desesperated. We quickly handcuffed him and his crew, and took thr bridge with little to no effort.

But you never can get peace.

Soon enough, those pesky MPs started storming in, trying to take the bridge from our hands, which turned in a nloody combat. We fought MPs for quite a while, WHILE the CO was god dam telling over Comms a mutiny was going on, making the Marines to rebel...or at least trying.

We managed to make a MP a prisioner, and our acting commander threatned to kill the whole crew if the fights didn't stopped. This worked till the very end, when Ayys boarded and killed everyone.

Now, what was fun for me, was the scenario I created that was lit. I was getting constantly annoyed by the MP prisioner that was pushing the PMCs buttons while being treated by a swuad medic that just so happens to come in while we took over the bridge.

The MP Annoyed me IC so much, but so much that my guy was about to explode. I got a chance to do something perverse when the MP managed to get to his audio and call for reinforcements or whatever. I saw him doing it and walked over to him, telling him to stop. He told me "fuck off". Oh boy, why he said that.

I told him again, he told me the same thing. The 3rd time, I simply said "YOU DROP THAT RADIO OR I WILL KILL YOU" he told me to prove it.

I hit the bastard with my weapon in his chest till he started bleeding hella alot, all the while the medic,Max terry and other prisioners screamed and cried for me to stop. I kept hitting more and more, to thr point of loosing myself and just discharging a rain of bullets on him.

Mind I tell you, I let the guy live by CL orders. That bastard was lucky.

Later further the rounds, we got ordered to execute the CO. We took him to the briefing room and readied ourselves to shoot Max Terry down. But the bastard escapped the handcuffs and tried to run away. We shot him down, making he fall flat but not dead. That scene only built up more for my kill.

The marines reacted and started a firefight. Me, whoever, ignored it. My bloodlust was bigger. I slowly walked towards Max Terry that was shaking in fear as I approached. When I finally got closer, I pointed my weapon at him and let him speak his last words:

"I will tell you something....You have really serious mental problems"

And shoved me trying to escape...only to be gunned down by me im the back.
I never felt so badass like that in a game. Truly, a incredible experience.
11/10 would shoot Max Terry again.

[Moon Tune]

Talk about delaying a round ...

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[Garrison]

I never felt so badass like that in a game. Truly, a incredible experience.
11/10 would shoot Max Terry again.

Stories like that is what can make Colonial Marines so great.

[Blade2000Br]

Stories like that is what can make Colonial Marines so great.

I agree, it's not about winning, but making a thing so badass that it goes down on your personal history :c

[Chuckachu]

Sadly my best moment I couldn't see since I saved the evacing marines from a Ay's push as the Normandy fire mission ship. Fun as hell though! Landed back on the Alymayer being yelled at saying I deserve a medal or was awesome. Was a good ego boost.

[xBoBox3]

Save me from the dark

[Garrison]

A flu breaks out cause the CL was given it.

Massive headache insues as me and the rest of the medical staff try to treat everyone.

Then marines start shooting themselves and the Charlie SL starts setting people on fire.. ALL because of a flu.

This was a night where common sense did not prevail.

[Skimmy2]

Join Zombie event round as Bravo SL
Aww yus bravo

Find out that Bravo squad has 20-25 marines at round start
Oh gawd, plz no bravo.

Que me ordering 20-30 something muhreens to hide in engineering for an hour until Admiral Bill Carson could save the say.

I am beyond amazed that not only did I keep most of them from killing eachother, but a good solid 20ish Bravo Marines made it back to the Almayer

10/10 would be a Staff Sergeant Platoon Leader again.

[Garrison]

Bill Carson seriously became an Admiral? my my how people work their way up in the world.

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

Bill Carson seriously became an Admiral? my my how people work their way up in the world.

As expected, it ended with the Almayer destoryed and everyone on board either a zombie or fucking dead.

God I love bill.

[Winter]

I kinda felt bad for Bill because the moment he turned up as admiral, everyone started shrieking and cryoing.