Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[RoswellRay]

>play as LO
>Obviously unstable marine wilson weyland bugging me from the start for epic jobs
>constant nuisance throughout the round
>nearing the end of the round
>go to get a machine gun from delta
>MP says wilson had taken hostages in the bathrooms and barricaded himself in
>No fucks given
>go there and set up machine gun down the doorway but out of his site
>MP opens door
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>wilson is torn to shreds and the hostages rescued
I enjoyed that

[johners12345]

That is beautiful :3

[DernSquirres]

AHA
AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH

[Obey_StyleZ]

AHA
AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH

HEY MoM ITS ME

[CampinKiller]

That's beautiful.

Semi-related to that, I beat a ravager into crit with a surgical saw yesterday. And then walked over its body and got face hugged.

[MrJJJ]

http://gyazo.com/cef82ca0163c3a23b3ed9cb889b685ed

Not sure if its hilarious for you people, but for me it is...just how?

[DernSquirres]

Ryan Fransisco rips the larva out of Dolores Waits's ribcage!
Medibot beeps, "Delicious!"

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/5wrqcx

[CampinKiller]

http://gyazo.com/83a0b532d6ef7330e8f873077e8a92a6

[tristan1333]

The time we forgot to cauterise a wound on a Marine. We found a lighter and did field surgery with it.

[UnknownMurder]

http://prntscr.com/5xidrp

[Minimike]

I think I laughed a little to hard on unknowns....

[Mitchs98]

Last round, in maint with a drone that was a little new. Drone made nests in the tunnel corridors, marines attacking through the top, I stood at the corner and waited. The /second/ they stepped within tackle range I tackled one, nested, repeat. They just kept coming, like idiots, I was honestly laughing my ass off they looked like dominoes.

[CampinKiller]

-Become Sulaco Medic
-Take out 4 larvae
-Clone 3 Marines
-Sulaco is boarded
-I try to get to the south pod only to find it blocked by walls and am told to "go around"
-Runs into Ravager/Spitter. Runs away
-Finds 2 other Marines who are armed
-Fights way to escape pod
-Forgets welder
-All 3 rush out to get welder
-I grab welder and weld doors with only 15 seconds left
-I am the only Marine to escape

[Obey_StyleZ]

-Become Sulaco Medic
-Take out 4 larvae
-Clone 3 Marines
-Sulaco is boarded
-I try to get to the south pod only to find it blocked by walls and am told to "go around"
-Runs into Ravager/Spitter. Runs away
-Finds 2 other Marines who are armed
-Fights way to escape pod
-Forgets welder
-All 3 rush out to get welder
-I grab welder and weld doors with only 15 seconds left
-I am the only Marine to escape

was that the round i was in ... and you weld me shut...

[CampinKiller]

Hey I gave you guys the message with over a minute to go that I had the welder

[UnknownMurder]

The......Sacrifice.

[LordLoko]

So, i've spawned as a suvivor. Everything OK, until an drone that spawned next to me notices me, i try hide in a locker but it was pretty obvious that i was there. Next five minutes is me moonwalking around, punching the alien while he tries to disarm me. I keep running in circles around the central hallway and doing some U-turn and abusing that i'm on "hurt" intent making he push me a bit, escaping from me. Another drone joins the persue, another suvivor passes by and the first drone decide to run after him. The new drone, however, didn't allow fun and he started slashing me until i died.

Damm drones not allowing fun.

[johners12345]

So I'm playing Colonial marines with my friend Sophia.. All fun and games as military police with her.. we get to arrest a troll for 35 minutes.. Until Sir octagon sends THIS to Sophia: http://puu.sh/f9qCr/ce31fdbc53.png
... That sent my troll sensors off.. SO I did this :
http://gyazo.com/4232a536c3aa25699f4022b57cbd06eb
This resulted in this:
http://gyazo.com/9ec648656fc29f2c07f7a9b89329c667
to which I say this to sophia:
http://gyazo.com/3cf026f17d27b500a6da2a52d9ceb243
and this is the final end result:
http://gyazo.com/47432909dd7fd28ab5b2bccac2ada387
.. People wonder why I call my self the Chibi Demon Lord. This is why.. I start riots in admin force.. God help us all
also.. In the end Before octagon had to go. He asked for a picture of him self. This was the result. A octagon with eyes, cat mouth, mustache,4 chins burger king top hat, and tentacles: http://gyazo.com/0bf09cd4c3f35ec1b1e889cbb13cbf91
This was a improvement done by the servers very own Burgerdisorder: http://puu.sh/f9w9b/35b6a0fb77.jpg

[coroneljones]

And i missed that.
Emprha why?!

[razerwing]

Marines Metagame.
Must think of way to give aliums an advantage.
Realizes the Marines haven't paid their phone bill in a while....

Space Verizon comes and collects money before restoring Radio Communications.

[johners12345]

Marines Metagame.
Must think of way to give aliums an advantage.
Realizes the Marines haven't paid their phone bill in a while....

Space Verizon comes and collects money before restoring Radio Communications.

Awesome.. Anyways I can't believe I Forgot about this one fateful round as commander.. Okay so I ordered at the beginning of a round for a ''prize'' From staff because of something i did and.. I got a anal cookie.. A 99999 Bite remaining.. Anal toy.. a marine steals and starts to eat it.. Admin possess it and the marines program it to.. insert it's self at me I eat it.. I than as punishment are blue spaced.. After surviving like a boss.. It reappears as a poop monster screaming ''cookie!'' I than proceed to shoot it dead with a shotgun... Why.. Me

[DernSquirres]

You squeeze the alien spitter (249) with Hydraulic Clamp. Something cracks.
Sawyer Garratt says, "Ow"
Amanda Bishop says, "Shit!"
You lift the bullet casing and start to load it into cargo compartment.
You must hold still while handling objects.
You squeeze the alien ravager (244) with Hydraulic Clamp. Something cracks.
You squeeze the alien ravager (244) with Hydraulic Clamp. Something cracks.
The Wormhole Generator is destroyed!
The the alien ravager (244)'s claws are stopped by the armor.
You squeeze the alien ravager (244) with Hydraulic Clamp. Something cracks.
You squeeze the alien ravager (244) with Hydraulic Clamp. Something cracks.
You squeeze the alien ravager (244) with Hydraulic Clamp. Something cracks.
The armor deflects incoming projectile.
You squeeze the alien ravager (244) with Hydraulic Clamp. Something cracks.
The armor deflects incoming projectile.
Taylor Caldwell [Sulaco] says, "Ame over, game over, game over."
You squeeze the alien ravager (244) with Hydraulic Clamp. Something cracks.

HiT Stomper. Firefighter APLU. Total Killcount: Three HiT members sent to eliminate the Sulaco crew. One alien ravager.

inb4 HYDRAULIC CLAMP IS OP PLEASE NERF APOP

[Minimike]

Buff it apop

[johners12345]

hit squad? forget that. MEET THE HST SQUAD!
http://gyazo.com/44548826dbc83a8fc8ea84793915fce8
http://gyazo.com/5db6bad17a564e4e6664a0e8a835d39b
http://gyazo.com/b20fcf9598b64e9a6545ce709d2120cb
THE HST SQUAD.. Who took out 12 aliens before being ABSOLUTELY slaughtered
http://gyazo.com/d0f9571d55038d47100f3fa3d81d9f29
( note the black slime that was the hst slime)

http://gyazo.com/f42cbb87781aba199b1790bb6574c762
God damn spece verizon