Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Renomaki]

I was clearing out some weeds, trying to be the helpful medic while we all pushed up into the northern caves... When suddenly my knife vanishes.

I stood there for a moment confused until I checked the log and realised much to my dismay I'd managed to stick my knife -entirely- into my leg and had impaled myself with it.

The first thing that came to mind was to pull the thing out, much pain and slow agony was had until I heard a *Crack*... I'd managed to break my own leg attempting to clean weeds.

Never again. The sound of the marine clapping as he watched will forever haunt me.

That is nothing.

As a predator, I had an incident where my main weapon somehow got stuck in someone while I was wailing on them in melee.. TWICE.

It is very annoying when you lose your big fancy sword inside of someone and have to attempt to get it back in the most awkward way possible...

[Winter]

Well, maybe if you asked nicely...

[SagaSword]

So; here it begins.

The life as Max Terry, the researcher. 'Twas a boring round, until the end. I locked down upper medical completely, besides the ladders of course. The emergency shutters were all down, and welded, the doors too were welded, and everything. I also pulled down all the emergency shutters, and welded all doors and the shutters in research, as well, locking myself into bottom containment. Afterwards, I was there, standing in lower containment... listening to the gunshots near the CIC. The dropship already crashed into the Almayer, and aliens running lose. When over the radio, I hear that people want to come inside research. I unweld the doors, but not for long. There were about 3-4 people with the person, and I tried getting them all in... but the aliens attacked. Only one person made it in before I welded everything out.

We both went into lower containment, until the lizards started getting through... I quickly welded everything, including the emergency shutters... we welded ourselves into the bottom containment, but they started aciding the walls from the back... not only that, they have gotten through both layers of doors from the entrance, and were now aciding the doors right into the hall, of containment. We both ran inside the upper left containment, seeing as the walls behind as would not hold for much longer, but the walls fell to the acid from the doors.... I tried welding the door to containment... before they got in.

All of the sudden, a rav, and 2 hunters come running in... I, Max Terry, quickly pull out my tactical shotgun, full of buckshot. I quickly burst all the shots out, when my friend gets tackled by one, and slashed. I dodged the rav attack, and smoothly dodged the hunters, before getting slashed about 5 times... I shot them all, into a stun and crit. I fall, also in a painful crit, and pass out... but my friend... she/he (I have no idea) gets up, and started beating them all in. My final words "Quickly" went out... before dying due to blood loss in seconds. I killed 3 xenos, all that tackle you, in a room that is about 4x4... with another person in it. Sadly, my friend was slashed up too, and died only to a drone... but even with the best weapons, I doubt that they could have killed it in that scene.

This is the story of Max Terry... at his most robust moment.

[Blade2000Br]

It was this moment he knew...

He fucked up.

[Kazuko_myu]

It was this moment he knew...

He fucked up.

And then I ran in, screeched, and my good gibbing moment was destroyed by a carrier hugging them all..

[SagaSword]

It was this moment he knew...

He fucked up.

RIP Peri scums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQFi1hHTq2I

[Crab_Spider]

So I was in Delta Squad, and then I got neuro spat by a spitter, and then my barrel charged scoped rifle stolen by another Delta. After getting blown up by a grenade during a capture and brought to safety, I asked for my rifle back but was too deaf to do anything else. So I said in "LOOC" oh the suspense is killing me. Cue a crusher rushing down the aisle and answering my plea. 10/10 bait

[Imperator_Titan]

>UPP take over the ship and marines fail to take it back
>PMCs get sent in to take it back
>become a PMC sniper somehow in highpop
>successfully take back the CIC somehow
>announce that PMCs are taking over the ship now and that their pay is going to be docked
>baldie SL attempts to shoot me to death for saying that
>pickup the anti tank sniper rifle and shoot it at him
>supersonic bullet misses him hits the friendly neighbourhood PMC behind him, instantly decapping him
>fuckthisshiti'mout.jpg
>run up to the baldie SL and pointblank him with the sniper rifle, taking his arm off
>runs out of ammo and decides to reload instead of chasing him down with an empty gun
>round ends before i can finish him off
>pmc sniper.jpg

[Garrison]

>UPP take over the ship and marines fail to take it back
>PMCs get sent in to take it back
>become a PMC sniper somehow in highpop
>successfully take back the CIC somehow
>announce that PMCs are taking over the ship now and that their pay is going to be docked
>baldie SL attempts to shoot me to death for saying that
>pickup the anti tank sniper rifle and shoot it at him
>supersonic bullet misses him hits the friendly neighbourhood PMC behind him, instantly decapping him
>fuckthisshiti'mout.jpg
>run up to the baldie SL and pointblank him with the sniper rifle, taking his arm off
>runs out of ammo and decides to reload instead of chasing him down with an empty gun
>round ends before i can finish him off
>pmc sniper.jpg

That's sniper rifle accuracy for ya. Oh man I got a good laugh outta that though.

[SagaSword]

That's sniper rifle accuracy for ya. Oh man I got a good laugh outta that though.

You didn't pray RNGesus too much for him to be on your side. Shame on ya.

[spartanbobby]

[TehSpoderman]

>Biteed
>REEEEEE MUH GRAMMAR

[Blade2000Br]

► Show Spoiler

I remember this round

A runner pounced me while that guy was biting a ravager in my god dam line.

[SagaSword]

>Biteed
>REEEEEE MUH GRAMMAR

Quickly, Someone fix this problem before Bolter sees it! He will die from Grammar LSD!

[TehSpoderman]

Quickly, Someone fix this problem before Bolter sees it! He will die from Grammar LSD!

Bolter is gonna have a aneurysm!

[Blade2000Br]

when you are a good RO, this happens:

[Crab_Spider]

when you are a good RO, this happens:

. . .

[Winter]

Or a bad RO for not ordering and sending supplies.

[Blade2000Br]

Or a bad RO for not ordering and sending supplies.

Boi, I would have send down supplies if SO was actually good and tell me "Oi. We need supplies. ASAP." or something.

but noooooooo. Leave the CO to say that.

[WinterClould]

when you are a good RO, this happens:

Clearly your not ordering enough surplus ammo and W-Y weapons crates.

[Blade2000Br]

Clearly your not ordering enough surplus ammo and W-Y weapons crates.

Actually, this was because out of boredom.

I already had got a BR and two HPR in the frist crate, so I was "man, this sjit is gud." And forgot to order more heh.

also Balto wanted the BR and used it in the chief event for god knows why

[Steelpoint]

Late joined as the Commander an hour in, after assessing the situation I got reports that the Marine forces were being pushed back to Hydroponics after a failed Table Fort assault, with all the Squad Leaders dead I decided to head to the Nexus FoB personally to rally the Marine forces. After arriving I rally the Marines to push back the xeno forces, however the xenomorphs prove too much. To make a point the Queen singles me out among the entire Marines, rushes in, screeches, and then drags me to my fate as I suffer from horrific acid burns and pain crit. As I am dragged into darkness I order the marines to enact a full scale retreat, which succeeded.

Infection was not to be me immediate fate, the Queen dragged me to a frontline hive, nested me, planted a egg and proceeded to quote Sun Tzu about my failure to adapt to the battlefield. After taunting me for what felt like twenty minutes the Queen infects me and moves off, leaving a Praetorian to guard my pain critted body. The Praetorian eventually leaves me to my fate as I am no threat.

Somehow I get a second wind, my burns ease and I get out of pain crit! I break out of my restrains and make a break for it, all the xenomorphs having seemingly left to the dropship. As I run I encounter a elite Runner, he pounces me but he stumbles in finishing me off, I pull out my Mateba and fire on burst, my rounds hit true and I kill the Runner. I scream to Command to send Dropship 2 for extraction. My wounds hurt but I push on. As I flank northward to Dropship 2 a Mature Spitter and a second Elite Runner find me, the Spitter holds back as the Runner charges! I dodge the pounce and fire my burst fire Mateba, eviscerating the Runner. The Spitter acids me and I fear I'm about to fall into pain crit, I contemplate suicide but the sounds of the Dropship ring out! I push on and fire on the Spitter, it attempts to push me under the Dropship but my Mateba rounds force it to retreat.

I board the empty dropship and quickly lower the shutters, I succumb to pain as the acid starts to drip over the shutter doors. I hear the screams of a entire xenomorph hive trying to force its way in, the Pilot Officer is desperately attempting to recall the ship as soon as he can remotely. The Queen uses her hivemind pheromones to taunt me, claiming my fate is inevitable. Literally counting the seconds the Dropship engages its engines, literally at the last second the doors break down, showing me the entire xeno hive waiting outside the door as the door melts away.

I escape! I succumb to pain but I am alive.

As soon as my dropship lands a legion of Marines board the ship and secure it, they cry out in excitement to find their Commander somehow still alive! I am quickly rushed by a medic to surgery, against all odds the Doctors are able to remove the alien embryo.

My exaltation takes a back seat when the alarms blare.

The first dropship is about to crash. The Aliens have decided to finish the fight.

Seems the war is not even half over.....

[Steelpoint]

I rally the Marines to defend briefing room and medbay, however my time in surgery left me out of the loop. The aliens had already boarded and were in the hanger. The marines were faltering but I urged them forward, we used the shutters to seal off the hanger. I screamed for everyone with a gun to rush to medbay and hold the line.

The Queen spots me, she seems intent to finish me off once and for all. She leads the charge into medbay, her screech rings true as she rushes in with her kin. She overestimates, marine reinforcements arrive from the east! She retreats but a smart marine fires a grenade at the Queen, it connects! She goes down and I fire my smartgun, round after rounds punctures her yet she lives, we keep firing and firing and firing and she finally, in a loud scream goes down. Dying alongside many other Aliens desperate to save their Queen.

I find poetic justice in our defeat of the Queen, one who gloated over my demise now lies dead beneath my feet. But the war was far from over, but now we had the initiative.

Knowing how fickle Marines can be, I order every marine to charge into the Hanger, and I personally lead the charge. Ducking and dodging acid and bullets we successfully push our way to the xeno held dropship. Sadly we reach a impasse, the dropship has landed perfectly to present a bottleneck at the brig entrance, and a single Boiler continues to surprise us with gas clouds. Feeling akin to Stalingrad I order the Marines to keep pushing in, rushing over the corpses of their brothers and sisters. I myself join the charge and we finally push through, killing half the xenos we push them all the way to the rear of the brig hallway, stuck at another bottleneck.

Not wanting to be stuck, I order the marines to unload their UGL's into the room. The grenades push the xenos back and I personally charge in with my mateba! The xenos retreat into maintenance as I fire wildly.

Stopping to inject myself with tricord, I order the marines to pile into maint as I lead another charge, ducking and weaving I find a long, long, line of dead marines in maintenance. It appears the last xenos include Crusher who is exploiting the tight corridors to crush anyone who moves up. Thanks to a C4 I pull out of the tunnel and flank around with some Marines, I push another flank and we assault the Xenomorph defenders.

In a hard fought fight we squeeze the xenos into a trap, I lead the charge but I finally succumb to my injuries, the last thing I see is the march of jackboots over my body as more marines push in to finish off the last xenomorphs.

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I regain consciousness in medbay, my body was recovered and resuscitated by the wonderful medics and doctors.

The rest of the round is mostly uneventful, a final Queen is found in Research and killed. The round not ending due to a new Queen on planet I order all Marines into DS2. I could not join them as the XO died in the Almayer conflict, I wish the marines god speed.

My Marines successfully defeated the remaining xenos, and we all claim victory.

[Garrison]

snip

Marines charging into narrow corridors in a death or glory rampage? Marines taking suggestions to grenade certain locations at the same time? and to top it all off, winning?

Is this the same Colonial Marines I play?

[Steelpoint]

That's what happens when everyone displays courage and competence.

Also something happened in a recent round to get Feweh mad in OOC