Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Pictish20]

Last round (as of time of writing), I was the CMP. That round, there was not a single arrest made, and not one arrest-able crime until the end when it was moot anyways. 'Twas a miracle.

[HKO20006]

Game over man, GAME OVER

[Dolth]

That moment when I attempt doing my tactical UGL to my foot. Pick and throw.

But then I end doing a tactical UGL my foot. Pick and throw THE RIFLE, then blow up.

[Pictish20]

Here's the scenario. You're the CL, and the UPP have boarded the ship. Being the CL, you attempt to escape via the maintenance hallways, and run face-to-face with a UPP commando, who unloads on you. What's the appropriate response? Why, it's trap them in back room, of course. I had a good laugh at that one. A death squad operative being stuck in a little room.

[Tidomann]

Here's the scenario. You're the CL, and the UPP have boarded the ship. Being the CL, you attempt to escape via the maintenance hallways, and run face-to-face with a UPP commando, who unloads on you. What's the appropriate response? Why, it's trap them in back room, of course. I had a good laugh at that one. A death squad operative being stuck in a little room.

I was half afraid of sending a fax that round after dragging you to med bay, expecting him to still be in there and burst out of the closet and blast me.

[Pictish20]

I was half afraid of sending a fax that round after dragging you to med bay, expecting him to still be in there and burst out of the closet and blast me.

I heard his team mates tried to C4 him out and killed him on accident, so all's well that ends well, I guess. And that was a fun little coffin-go-round of the ship we went on. I had a good time, hope you did too.

[Alanoth]

THE BRAVO SQUAD TUG TRAIN CAVALRY, COURTESY OF THE ICE COLONY MAP

[HKO20006]

My life for queen

[Rustarus]

THE BRAVO SQUAD TUG TRAIN CAVALRY, COURTESY OF THE ICE COLONY MAP

We once had all of delta squad on a tug train.. on the back area. Sadly, it broke down at hydro.. so we had to walk the rest of the way.... but... it was nice whilst it lasted!

[Dolth]

Remember when you could load turret on cargo tug lol.

[HKO20006]

Gathered like all hosts at Big Red, 36 in total

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

Gathered like all hosts at Big Red, 36 in total

It's.... beautiful....

[Igloo]

best part of this otherwise miserable round

[Tidomann]

Alan, trying to reactivate telecomms and SD. Except add giant aliens at the end instead of an endless pipe.

https://youtu.be/jAqTnouam7U?t=57s

Infact just add aliens everywhere.

And also

[Blade2000Br]

When you encounter with a guy inside a locker.

Xenos know how to use the radio:


When you are bored:

[Crab_Spider]

When you encounter with a guy inside a locker.

Xenos know how to use the radio:


When you are bored:

Don't do drugs, kids.

[Rustarus]

Of course Apop would watch.

[Blade2000Br]

that moment the defenses are failing.

Xenos is killing marines left and right.

Hope seems all lost.

My only thought:

[HKO20006]

My lofe for the queen!

[HKO20006]

A Pred kept roaring but didn't use marco and said 8roar.

[Damous]

[Dolth]

Spawned as charlie. Went to delta prep just like my daily routine then a MP shoved me off. SL yelled at me.

Sat at delta during brieffing, SL yelled at me and pulled me in charlie ranks. Then, a delta grabs me and put me back into their chairs.

Then all of them starts whispering ONE OF US!!!!
Like, all of them. Then we layed down under bed sheets. During brieffing.

[HKO20006]

> DS Crash in west side of hanger
> WHERE
> CHARLIE PREP
> CHARLIE PREP
> Marine mustered at hanger went medical and Charlie Prep
> Found nothing
> Alien rush B(rig)
> CIC no lock down got rekt
> Can't spell Charlie without LIE

Same round

Digitalis as CE
Digitalis: Airlocks can also intentionally have signalers attached that close them and then bolt them
He made such trap south of lower medical, west of the pod to help distract aliens.
Spec and a crit PFC joined him. PFC went pod and can't stand up anymore.
The Airlock trick killed one Prae.

Then Queen and Boiler came, melt airlocks and barricade, Digitalis went east, further into his cades made metal from tables. Boiler melt the wall with WY TV. Digitalis ask Spec come shoot Queen, as Digitalis used Tactical Buckshots, but Spec didn't come, worrying the wall will melt through soon bypassing all cades and cutting them off from pod. Digitalis wrench a vendor south of the melting wall, blocking it. Spec still don't come. Digitalis tried to reach the Queen so he went the same tile as cade once or two, Queen screech got him at cade tile, Digitalis yell drag back, Spec stay at Pod, Digitalis got two or three hit killed (no helmet).
Dchat: that Spec
Queen came to pod, dragged Spec to the exit of pod, Spec resist and move east one tile, pod launched
Dchat: LOL
Dchat: Why watch Aliens movie when you can have it in real life.

[Tylaaaaar]

>Conrad are you okay?
>N-no
>*instantly bursts*
>Conrad?


That’s what I like to call TRAGIC

[Blade2000Br]

>Conrad are you okay?
>N-no
>*instantly bursts*
>Conrad?


That’s what I like to call TRAGIC

Lmao, I remember this. I was thinking to move to help you before you went silent xd