Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[HKO20006]

Hunger game
Dchat: Baldies aren't human confirmed.

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The fight goes:
Max was hit with a thrown spear to the head
Max placed a hunter trap, Nash stepped on it
Max move in and smash the shit out of Nash with fire axe

Round ends with

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[Rustarus]

*Me as CO at the end of the round*
Apollo (A synth event creating a zombie) drags the dead zombie to the morgue, an MP tries to stop him. Apollo whacks the shit out of him, after I yelled at it to stop.

*I pull out my mateba and try shooting Apollo*
*Mateba bullet fucking MISSES Apollo and hits the MP*
*Round ends INSTANTLY after*
Best ending ever

[YungCuz]

*Me as CO at the end of the round*
Apollo (A synth event creating a zombie) drags the dead zombie to the morgue, an MP tries to stop him. Apollo whacks the shit out of him, after I yelled at it to stop.

*I pull out my mateba and try shooting Apollo*
*Mateba bullet fucking MISSES Apollo and hits the MP*
*Round ends INSTANTLY after*
Best ending ever

oh god when misses like that happen its impossible not to laugh

[TheMusician321]

[Renomaki]

what is the context for that?

[Crab_Spider]

what is the context for that?

FreeMySoul doing his usual thing.

[Winter]

Aren't we all banned in our heart of hearts?

[Skimmy2]

Aren't we all banned in our heart of hearts?

brb, banning myself from life.

[TheMusician321]

what is the context for that?

Someone ahelped about going AFK...as a standard.

[Tylaaaaar]

So Bill Carson was screaming over comms on how he was stuck inside he stupid fucking cyro pod me being A maint tech went over there, since he was screaming like A crying child I thought

' Oh boy! I better run across the landing pad to come help him'

I had a thought in the back of my head saying to me. 'You're going to get insta GIBBED don't do it'

I take a single fucking step onto the pad and GIBBED

*Instantly closes ss13 and cries*

[Blade2000Br]

This Admin clearly doesn't understand that my Dabs are needed.

[Winter]

So Bill Carson was screaming over comms on how he was stuck inside he stupid fucking cyro pod me being A maint tech went over there, since he was screaming like A crying child I thought

' Oh boy! I better run across the landing pad to come help him'

I had a thought in the back of my head saying to me. 'You're going to get insta GIBBED don't do it'

I take a single fucking step onto the pad and GIBBED

*Instantly closes ss13 and cries*

See, this is why I always tell people NEVER CROSS THOSE FUCKING PADS. You'll get SQUANCHED. And you got SQUANCHED.

[Blade2000Br]

Well then. If I am the Almayers last hope, I guess CM is indeed screwed.

[Pictish20]

Spawns in as CLF soldier in ERT. ERT! Great! *Sees that my load out is a holdout pistol and a megaphone* Well, this'll go well.

[Skimmy2]

Spawns in as CLF soldier in ERT. ERT! Great! *Sees that my load out is a holdout pistol and a megaphone* Well, this'll go well.

Did you Liberate the colony with your words?
Sounds like that's the best load out a CLF could dream for!

[Pictish20]

Did you Liberate the colony with your words?
Sounds like that's the best load out a CLF could dream for!

No, it was the standard open the maintenance hatch and get a faceful of xenos, unfortunately.

[Renomaki]

No, it was the standard open the maintenance hatch and get a faceful of xenos, unfortunately.

You shoulda shouted those xenos down.

If it worked for Ulfric Stormcloak, it might work for the CLF as well.

[Damous]

[HKO20006]

^Happened once before, guess my connection is bad.

[Gypsy]

Last night during one of the longer rounds we lost half of the remaining marines due to a xeno-infested dropship crash-landing in the briefing room. Anyone get a screenshot of that?

[Rustarus]

Admins spawned a sing because the queen decided to RP "Surrendering".
Annnnd also named it "The Queen"

[Blade2000Br]

when you had a poor hangout:

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Be me, robust all around XO.



Shit is hitting the fan, zombies and aliens everywhere!




Have trusty boom-stick with me.



See marine drink the zombie liquid in CIC.



Point & target shotgun at him.



"Marine, don't move"

"What's happening?!"

Accidentally shoot guy since he moved.

OH SHIT.JPG



I get shot a bit.

Run away.

Everyone shoots the infected man till he collapses.

CMP, cuffs the man.

Puts infected man and his friend in CIC armoury for safety reasons.

"HE'S INFECTED, HE'S GONNA BE A DANGER TO US ALL!"

"WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

"YOU'RE INFECTED!"

"FINE KILL ME"



BOOM HEADSHOT!





Other infected marine:

"Look man we can talk this one out, I don't wanna die!"

I choose to leave him in CIC.

"what, are you just gonna leave me here?"
"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE PLEASE!"



Leaves for SD room.

[Blade2000Br]

Be me, robust all around XO.



Shit is hitting the fan, zombies and aliens everywhere!




Have trusty boom-stick with me.



See marine drink the zombie liquid in CIC.



Point & target shotgun at him.



"Marine, don't move"

"What's happening?!"

Accidentally shoot guy since he moved.

OH SHIT.JPG



I get shot a bit.

Run away.

Everyone shoots the infected man till he collapses.

CMP, cuffs the man.

Puts infected man and his friend in CIC armoury for safety reasons.

"HE'S INFECTED, HE'S GONNA BE A DANGER TO US ALL!"

"WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

"YOU'RE INFECTED!"

"FINE KILL ME"



BOOM HEADSHOT!





Other infected marine:

"Look man we can talk this one out, I don't wanna die!"

I choose to leave him in CIC.

"what, are you just gonna leave me here?"
"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE PLEASE!"



Leaves for SD room.

this seems like a real zombie movie involving muhrines.

[Winter]

When I am RO and have to stop two marines from hitting themselves with throwing knives to 'store' more throwing knives.