Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[TheDonkified]

banana in SD

[zoboomafoo]

you slip on the banana peel!

*BANG*

looc: fucking why

[DefinitelyAlone0309]

A pred went into medbay, asked for its spear back. Then it got lit the hell up with bullets, buckshot, slug, fire and then it self destructed. Blew medbay up a bit, and got my right leg (Bex Jackson is the best doctor btw), but I still held on and do like 6 surgeries until we managed to kill the benos that crashed Alamo in the garden (before the pred thing). In the same round, I managed to operate 3 people on a roller bed and somehow stick an IMS into one of my patient.

Don't really know why the pred chose medbay, but damn did it got lit up because of it.

[Dolth]

It chose medbay because the CKC wants to grief.

[Mvp777]

Attacking a predator in a room full of eggs as a young runner, knocking its mask off twice yet it didn't get facehugged. Said predator limped its half dead arse away after activating a deceased preds SD, Gottagoslow.jpg predator got caught in the blast radius causing a bone fracture.

EDIT: Oh and seeing a Muhreen point blank himself in the head with his own buckshot shotgun while fighting a predator.

[HKO20006]

Help intent kills #2

[Sambalu]

It's called help intent because it helps the xenos.

[zoboomafoo]

literally all they had to do to stop that was push a button... smh

[Plaguewalker]

Had one today this morning around 2 AM EST, on lowpop spme twat kept spamming briefing flash for a bad meme. I got fed up enough I turnt IFF off as a warning. Somehow a balding I think tried disarming me (Upon further thought probably sniper spec). Tried wrestling the smartgun away it RNG fires without my shit. End up doming a squadmate. I feel bad at the same time it was perfectly timed

[Mvp777]

Aija Sigara(as Unknown) (follow) rumbles, "Falls to their knees, placing their arm against their chest and inclining their head as they speak a quiet prayer."

WITNESS HIS SHAME

(lol jk dave but it was pretty funny)

[HKO20006]

What a successful hive looks like, 25 monkeys plus piles of bodies

[Swagile]

What a successful hive looks like, 25 monkeys plus piles of bodies

Was ancient drone that built up 75% of that hive as well.

Kudos to the xenos who actually captured people and brought them back.

[Rohesie]

What a successful hive looks like, 25 monkeys plus piles of bodies

This is terrible!
What a disaster!

The hive did very well.

[Troika]

Last night I snuck onto the dropship as a spitter 2 seconds before it took off

I just wanted to claw a few people and run.

[MattAtlas]

Rest in peace, PMC.

[DrPng]

https://imgur.com/a/R7Xrk
there some man

[RedsPro]

You know i got executed that round?

[DrPng]

The round that I posted up there?

[ThePiachu]

Shoutout to Sephoris playing as Drone 770 on Prison Station just now. That guy held down an advancing squad of marine by his own, striking terror into their hearts, armed only with his claws and facehuggers. He held firmly, facehuggered at least 5 marines, and was able to live long enough to become Queen.

[Vangar200]

I remember I went most of the round as a spitter once, wondering why I wasn't hurting people when I clawed them. At the end of the round I realized I was using Help intent the entire round. It was like a 2 hour round.

This was a before I knew what intents were.

[Vispain]

So, here's some stuff of fond and interesting moments I've accumulated over the last few month or so. Enjoy

A aftermath of a time a UPP team was sent in to help balance out a round due to uber marine meta push


First up, the trial of Commander Heinz Mueller


Next, a CLF hostage situation.

A minute or two later after some interesting dialogue he released the hostage and promptly killed himself.

Actual signs of useful MP work


Last member of a Deathsquad team holding SD


Finally, the ultimate nerd meme fort.

[Dorkkeli]

Carson ordered us to push hive.
We as Delta push the hive, kill Queen and and many xenos.
We start falling back I (as an SL) put down a questionably placed OB.
The SO fires it immeadiately.
We all die.

Got two medals!

[Willofol]

Came here to post the above story, see you beat me to it.

It's basically what I've come to expect from CM at this point.

[HKO20006]

[Blade2000Br]

It was the perfect organism.