Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Doombug1]

i love when this happens

[Vispain]

i love when this happens

Amazing. Especially when you get the bloodthirsty queens

[Vispain]

It was the perfect organism.

Look at what Belluci said and then that save.

Edit: Double post AND wrong quote. *sigh

[TrollerNoob]

need i say more

[Sambalu]

These two things happened on april fools:


and then a few rounds later this happened:

Pink people and black goo canisters.

[Weaselburg]

First time queen - Hive was obliterated earlier, I just evolved to fill in the spot of our previous amazing queen who died - I took a backuup egg from earlier as a drone and carried it around - I ordered all 7 sisters to come to me - only 1 shows up - decided to try and make peace with them - before any action can be taken, marines start swarming around my area - I spend pretty much the enitrty of my 20 minute stint as a queen running away from marines before being surronded and killed - marine decides to hit me after I die and gets acid all over them - I decide that slighly wounding one marine will have to do and promptly lose my wifi connection.
This was maybe 5-7 days ago.

[ZaeCathe]

It was the last round of the whole April Fools stuff before it swapped back last night and I was the alien queen. Admins had been hard at work making damn sure we couldn't hurt anyone at that point, so I had an idea. My idea was swiftly interrupted when the admins decided to change all of our names to bball players. The alien queen Lebron James, with her two trusty runners Kobe and Magic Johnson, along with the two drones Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant, spent the whole round resting at the marine goal trying to get the others to join us.

Of course, those names got quickly removed after we upgraded and stuff. Still, pretty good last round.

Apop decided to screw with us and blew everyone up. I was still alive, and taunted Apop until they spawned in a singularity and just ended it. Pretty good end to that event.

[Weaselburg]

Zae, at like 6-9(It might have been past 9, but I left) CST yesterday, almost the whole hive went up on the dropship each round and memed around. Most of the rounds we broke into the officers mess for booze and did random stuff after that, but one time we played cards. It was amazing. As a drone, I saved a squad engineer from disposals. THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO HAVE ADMINUS SPAWN IN EGGS OR LET THE RESEARCHERS PLANT THEM/FABRICATE THEM(And maybe letting them geneticly modify the color of the beno coming out and having them have their own hivemind, the color so the marines don't shoot them, and the hivemind so it makes sense and they are not confused getting orders from the natural hive. Or maybe that just happens automaticly if they spawn in research , but it would be give researchers something to do and would jazz up a round. Image Xenos going around saving wounded marines and stuff. Or upgrading the ship to have weak-regular acid resistant hulls. Of course for the hull one they would have to do something special, but you know what I mean)

[Sir Lordington]

I don't think I ever mentioned the time I went to Battlefield Execute an insubordinate medic and the bullet flew right past them, hitting the private that was standing behind them right in the head.

[Skimmy2]

I don't think I ever mentioned the time I went to Battlefield Execute an insubordinate medic and the bullet flew right past them, hitting the private that was standing behind them right in the head.

You never miss a BE, the bullet hits exactly who you need to kill!

[Vispain]

oof

Brunch

[HKO20006]

Not my work


Don't underestimate the power of APC


Successful hunter gang


Fancy engineering


The Larvapocalypse

[HKO20006]

Crusher tackle stronk
Engie got wounded for bringing back the MP, 3 more marines died trying to save the engie

[Mvp777]

>Be Mature Carrier 148
>End of round, we xenos are slowly battering our way into CIC
>Preparing for another push when all of a sudden we hear BANG and see almost the entirety of CIC defenders drop like a bag of hammers
>Find out an MP went full scale 'UNGA DUNGA MUHREEN I AM DA' LAW!!1' and set off a flashbang
>eyeofthetiger.jpeg
>Run in and proceed to facehug 9 people in under 15 seconds
>It rapidly goes to hell after that with the remaining benos slaughtering all those who didn't get some alien lovey lovey

[YungCuz]

>Be Mature Carrier 148
>End of round, we xenos are slowly battering our way into CIC
>Preparing for another push when all of a sudden we hear BANG and see almost the entirety of CIC defenders drop like a bag of hammers
>Find out an MP went full scale 'UNGA DUNGA MUHREEN I AM DA' LAW!!1' and set off a flashbang
>eyeofthetiger.jpeg
>Run in and proceed to facehug 9 people in under 15 seconds
>It rapidly goes to hell after that with the remaining benos slaughtering all those who didn't get some alien lovey lovey

And this is why marines hate MPs

[RiskySikh]

>Playing as a Doctor
>ENS complains about someone killing someone with pianowire
>Field Medic bets it will be friendly fire that will cause the first death
>ENS reports that a Marine decapitates himself with his own bare hands in the Hangar

[zoboomafoo]

How. Just how.

[HKO20006]

Don't get in front of friendlies when engaging.

[ExGame]

Don't get in front of friendlies when engaging.

Those two gifs are so fucking confusing since they're next to each other.

[HKO20006]

better?

[YungCuz]

Holy fuck he got beheaded in oneshot at FULL HEALTH.

[MauroVega]

Holy fuck he got beheaded in oneshot at FULL HEALTH.

"Sniper is one of the weakest kits to choose"

[Weaselburg]

W E A K E S T K I T

[zoboomafoo]

Jesus H Tapdancing Christ.

Now THAT is some FF.

[waswar]

I foolishly forgot to take a shot of it, but during my most recent stint as Corporate Liaison, I opened the shutters to the office after I heard a stool collide with the glass of the window.

I was promptly swarmed by people who barged into my office and demanded that the company take responsibility for the lives of the marines. A number of people threw my folders down the disposal unit, and people continued to bang things up until an MP came to try and take them away. That took some time to do, considering that the MP was swarmed and he had to flee and go get more MP's to clear the place out.

Pretty fun!