Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[zaniah]

So, Near the End of the round in Almayer.

Distress signal were launched, Multiple queens had died, only a 3 or 4 of them left. The rest of us in CIC are heading to SD and get all rods up in case we need to activate it.

three of us were left in CiC, a (delta?)marine and an SO while i'm looting dead CLF bodies, after that we head out to go to SD.

While we are on our way, the SO got crabbed in the hallway, then in upper engineering entrance, the Marine got crabbed as well, i then assumed I'll be next. i saw a dead body of an SO and walked over it to check, a crab jumped on to me...

couldn't stop laughing when that happened, i jinxed it.



the round ended with a marine victory though, were i threw all the shit nades and molotovs that i looted from the CLF, which didnt do jack shit to the queen, probably for the Ancient Defender. i got ripped to shreds by both of them.

anyways, what a round.

[SagaSword]

Typical Deltards round be like

[Bulaven]

This happened last night, but I was CL and tried to start a colony of "Giga-Geckos" as a scheme to sell xenos as pets. Through blind luck, a drone was trying to move eggs to the frontline at the FOB and got attacked, so I managed to snatch an egg. Since there were still about 25ish xenos left, we had plenty of time to hatch the egg and get our own drone. Then with the power of admin magic, our specimen, Giga, was corrupted from the colonial hive and was able to evolve into a queen. By the time we got boarded, we had a small hive of our own and the hostile queen faced off against Giga, a fight the latter would unfortunately not survive. In the ensuing chaos, we were unable to get one of Giga's offspring to the ERT shuttle, but her legacy lived on as I managed to evacuate with pictures of our research.

This is, quite literally, the game lore to "AVP: Extinction".

[Bulaven]

There we go.

There we go.

[Bloodl1ke]

I accidentally double clicked a grenade I was about to load into the M41A while in armory. Eternal shame was bought to my family and I contemplated sepukku with a shotgun.

[Vitoras]

Dropped a toggled nade because of broken hand and killed 2 wounded lurkers with it.

[Igloo]

The Heartwarming Story of a Queen and her Dog: The Good Boye (NOTE: LARGE IMAGES):

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Best event ever.

[ThePiachu]

Xenos crashing a party during that event:

https://youtu.be/8mhTxBaPcsY?t=4539

[Bulaven]

Seeing the Queen lay eggs in the cockpit of the Alamo is one of the more disturbing things I have seen.

Witnessing such a thing necessitates the downing of a bottle of whiskey whilst contemplating what, exactly, you had done to deserve the dubious honor of observing a bloated sack formed from the corpse of the Michelin Man crammed with week-old macaroni and stuck to the ass of Sarah Jessica Parker while she is in her (Natural) lizard form, dropping half-melted, moldy Cadbury eggs all over the fuckin' upholstery.

On a security camera feed.

[ThePiachu]

Xeno flanking done right - https://youtu.be/MH1QnqsiAgg?t=3867 .

Glorious Big Red tcomms flank, followed by a hasty retreat - https://youtu.be/MH1QnqsiAgg?t=4079 .

[ThePiachu]

You know it was a good round when - https://imgur.com/gallery/TwwMDTd

[Lorem123]

The round in Piachu's pic up above was INSANE.
I was the RO and a predator broke into the ship for some reason, half the staff are chasing it down. We corner it near Alpha prep and I blast it three times with my pump shotgun alongside a bunch of other guys shooting it, it activates SD and I barely make it out of range in time to only ALMOST die.

[Karmac]

The round in Piachu's pic up above was INSANE.
I was the RO and a predator broke into the ship for some reason, half the staff are chasing it down. We corner it near Alpha prep and I blast it three times with my pump shotgun alongside a bunch of other guys shooting it, it activates SD and I barely make it out of range in time to only ALMOST die.

t'was me

thanks for the runaround it was fun

[LittleBlast]

How the he'll does your groin go flying off...

[Grubstank]

How the he'll does your groin go flying off...

Usually you have to pay good money for that

[ThePiachu]

How the he'll does your groin go flying off...

When you explode and gib yourself, all sorts of body parts start flying off in different directions.

[Lorem123]

t'was me

thanks for the runaround it was fun

Why were you even on the ship? I was gonna fight you with a machete until you threw a harpoon into my head.

[Karmac]

I had no intention of fighting you, I was up there because I heard another predator went up and he hadn't been on comms a while so I got worried he'd been merc'd.

[Dolth]

[BrianL]

My most retarded round yet:
Briefing was a bit rowdy, so I threw a grape souto at an MP for fun, then outran him in the halls and got on the dropship. A couple of doctors walked into the dropship and threw some flasks down, so I took one and drank the entire thing for no reason on the off-chance that it was water or something. Obviously I OD'd on tricord and was promptly sent back to the Almayer in a stasis bag. Once the surgery was over and I was alive again, the doctors began to talk about whether to send me over to the brig. I attempted to casually walk away but the Alamo was planetside at the time so I had no excuse and the doctors dragged me back into medical and knocked me out with anesthetic. When I woke up, I was finally charged for assault (for aforementioned grape souto crimes) and brigged for 15 minutes. Once I finally I got planetside, I built some cades and was killed in a push.

[Dolth]

[Lorem123]

Last round I killed/put into crit an Elite Empress with nothing but a hatchet as a Doctor. Our marines were pulling out from the PO office when the queen and a few xenos flanked us from the right entrance. I ran out of the room after the screech stun ended to try and find a gun, but all I found was a hatchet. I picked it up and ran back into the PO office where the xenos were still fighting and started whacking the queen with the hatchet until she went into crit and then died. I ended up dying from a defender tail swipe, but man was that funny.

[Symbiosis]

Last round I killed/put into crit an Elite Empress with nothing but a hatchet as a Doctor. Our marines were pulling out from the PO office when the queen and a few xenos flanked us from the right entrance. I ran out of the room after the screech stun ended to try and find a gun, but all I found was a hatchet. I picked it up and ran back into the PO office where the xenos were still fighting and started whacking the queen with the hatchet until she went into crit and then died. I ended up dying from a defender tail swipe, but man was that funny.

That’s up there with Coroneljones killing a Queen by swirlying it to death. Hall of Legends level!

[Karmac]

real WO hours

[Lorem123]

That’s up there with Coroneljones killing a Queen by swirlying it to death. Hall of Legends level!

You can give xenos swirlies? Holy shit.