Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Garrison]

I look at Screamingidiots avatar picture and I can't help but feel like it fully illustrates what this topic has turned into the past few posts.

[ScreamingIdiot]

I look at Screamingidiots avatar picture and I can't help but feel like it fully illustrates what this topic has turned into the past few posts.

Having a whole page and a half dedicated to people trying to deal with my post is my pride and joy.

One day I'll reclaim my pride, I will avenge what you've done to me Callisto.

And I'll be waiting with open legs arms.

[DriedMilk]

Having a whole page and a half dedicated to people trying to deal with my post is my pride and joy.



And I'll be waiting with open legs arms.

Stop being gay

[DriedMilk]

Having a whole page and a half dedicated to people trying to deal with my post is my pride and joy.



And I'll be waiting with open legs arms.

Stop being gay

[spong]

big red
im charlie squad engineer
we are given orders to fix power, i fix the generators, set the SMES's and fix APC
we go to canteen, squad walks in
i see a few bravo squad marines literally beating up an already dead chef so that theres no part of skin left


then they set em on fire for good measure


SAME ROUND :

this little motherfucker escapes on a pod


also same round : pizza delivery girl delivers w/o any arms spawns in a couple pizzas before getting gibbed by xeno
this is in a video so ya

i also have another one but i feel like it's gonna get people and/or me banned
edit : and the story is long

[Avalanchee]

And I'll be waiting with open legs arms.

I.. I-I want but I also don't want

[spong]

And I'll be waiting with open legs arms.

stop

[HKO20006]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQxz0jOimNg

Desktop 2018.03.28 Prison crashed ship open cade
Desktop 2018.04.27 south pods open cade major
Desktop 2018.04.30 SD incen nade FF
Desktop 2018.09.08 Ice walk into egg field
Desktop 2018.09.16 LV cave queen screech FF fest, to give some perspectives, xeno wounded 2 marines (medic and SG), FF hit 5 marines

[Sora9567]

Example #1401 of why Marines can't have nice things:



Context: In an LV round Squad Leaders were given flare guns I think as a test. In briefing it was immediately demonstrated as to why we can't be trusted with absolutely anything. About 15 seconds into the chaos of the CO lit on fire and everyone beating the shit out of Ackers, Admins knocked everyone out to get us to stop the shenanigans.

[Garrison]

I wish I was there to see that

[Kesserline]

I love the transition between people bored waiting for briefing and OMFGWTFBBQ

[Clutch]

Yeah I thought it'd be funny to shoot a flare at Heinz to scare him and scream DEATH TO THE TYRANT little did I know that the flare instantely ingnites you
https://youtu.be/naBk9TFzg2c?t=2m13s

[ChengChan]

big red
im charlie squad engineer
we are given orders to fix power, i fix the generators, set the SMES's and fix APC
we go to canteen, squad walks in
i see a few bravo squad marines literally beating up an already dead chef so that theres no part of skin left


then they set em on fire for good measure


SAME ROUND :

this little motherfucker escapes on a pod


also same round : pizza delivery girl delivers w/o any arms spawns in a couple pizzas before getting gibbed by xeno
this is in a video so ya

i also have another one but i feel like it's gonna get people and/or me banned
edit : and the story is long

Ah hell it's Oleg and I beat that chef guy. Lol

[GriffinG]

Pulled 5 larvas out of a single marines chest. Personal best xD

[Audi_Gzz]

Example #1401 of why Marines can't have nice things:



Context: In an LV round Squad Leaders were given flare guns I think as a test. In briefing it was immediately demonstrated as to why we can't be trusted with absolutely anything. About 15 seconds into the chaos of the CO lit on fire and everyone beating the shit out of Ackers, Admins knocked everyone out to get us to stop the shenanigans.

This was a sick joke I made after this. This shit was hilarious cause before Broden fired the flare he said some corny shit like "DEATH TO THE TYRANT!" I wish I had it recorded I died on the inside and couldn't stop crying for the whole briefing. This might be a bit offensive but this is the internet and you have been warned my friends LMAOO

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[edgardo]

Dunno if ghost chat counts but here goes

Romeo and Juliet? More Like Heinzand Bob








Another Path

[HKO20006]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSXMwoiT5Yo

Desktop 2018.03.24 Ice surface engie
Desktop 2018.04.19 CIC PMC ladder (pro tip: grab others then using ladder)
Desktop 2018.04.21 Ice underground dorm elevator lag

[Madventurer]

>Be PFC
>Xenos are getting rolled in LV caves
>Pushing in a small group
>Approach a small 1-wide resin tunnel with sticky in it
>Flame it with miniflamer
>Suddenly, Queen
>Charges me, screeches everybody except one guy down
>That guy is SADAR
>Queen can't get any backup because corridor is on fire
>Queen stops right on top of me as the SADAR fires
>Get gibbed by friendly SADAR
>Queen gets sprayed by ~4 marines with no backup
>Get Bronze Heart for my sacrifice

[Dubszor]

Surv Major.

[KingPhilipIII]

Surv Major.

This round will live on in infamy.

[Garrison]

I hope someone recorded that

[Sora9567]

>Be PFC
>Xenos are getting rolled in LV caves
>Pushing in a small group
>Approach a small 1-wide resin tunnel with sticky in it
>Flame it with miniflamer
>Suddenly, Queen
>Charges me, screeches everybody except one guy down
>That guy is SADAR
>Queen can't get any backup because corridor is on fire
>Queen stops right on top of me as the SADAR fires
>Get gibbed by friendly SADAR
>Queen gets sprayed by ~4 marines with no backup
>Get Bronze Heart for my sacrifice

Yeah, I was the late-joined Bravo SL with your group when that happened. If you hadn't said "DO IT" to the Bravo Spec, I was typing out "SHOOT IT NOW" while I was stunned. We kind of needed that thing dead as soon as possible (Screenshot from Lyla's POV):

[OneShot00]

The countless times I've meant to play dead to an alien only to hit the wrong macro and salute it

[liltiptop]

The countless times I've meant to play dead to an alien only to hit the wrong macro and salute it

You're just playing respects to your soon to be dead self

[ScreamingIdiot]

Dunno if ghost chat counts but here goes

Romeo and Juliet? More Like Heinzand Bob








Another Path

Nah bro my Sexuality is as hard as the armour on a Tiger II.

I AINT GAY CHIEF