Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Dolth]

Dunno if ghost chat counts but here goes

Romeo and Juliet? More Like Heinzand Bob








Another Path

Great. Bob you're my new hero, Heinz you're gay.

[Jarek]

Not really funny or embarrasing in any way but personally an OMG moment for how lucky this crusher got



All of the damage in this screenshot was from one crusher stomp and nothing else.

[edgardo]

Hunter Games Names

[Bancrose]

Its not gay if I love my Brother Bob Shoe.

[Lumdor]

I'll always love my Heinzy Poo.

One day while walking in the park Heinz showed me this forum post, he told me they have all been judging our love. I told him to hand me his phone, and began to post "You all gay."

Soon after we kissed in the sunlight while saying simultaneously, "I love you."

[Clutch]

I'll always love my Heinzy Poo.

One day while walking in the park Heinz showed me this forum post, he told me they have all been judging our love. I told him to hand me his phone, and began to post "You all gay."

Soon after we kissed in the sunlight while saying simultaneously, "I love you."

.........????

[ScreamingIdiot]

I'll always love my Heinzy Poo.

One day while walking in the park Heinz showed me this forum post, he told me they have all been judging our love. I told him to hand me his phone, and began to post "You all gay."

Soon after we kissed in the sunlight while saying simultaneously, "I love you."

you're both double gay

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WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM THAT YOU CANT SEE IN ME, HEINZ

[edgardo]

I'll always love my Heinzy Poo.

One day while walking in the park Heinz showed me this forum post, he told me they have all been judging our love. I told him to hand me his phone, and began to post "You all gay."

Soon after we kissed in the sunlight while saying simultaneously, "I love you."

Thats gay

[Dolth]

I mean I remember someone got bwoinked for /me kisses Dolth on the mouth.

Guess you guys should be warned too.

Lol.

[edgardo]

I mean I remember someone got bwoinked for /me kisses Dolth on the mouth.

Guess you guys should be warned too.

Lol.

Rly? KEK

[Sora9567]

In yesterday's HvH round, we were a PMC ERT (I was Egwaza Weiss the PMC SG) called by the CL to extract her. We heard that UPP were on board, so we decided to Operator the Hell out of this op. We snuck into Upper Engineering, and moved through Maint hallways to bypass the fighting. We got to the CL, but we ran into a snag. She was hit bad, and she couldn't be dragged. However, I came up with a clever idea. We were going to use Mankind's greatest invention to save the CL:

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We buckled her to the chair, and made our way back to the shuttle and extracted the CL. We came back, leaving the CL guarded by one of us while we tried to secure the bioweapons on-board the Almayer. We fought some CLF, the rest of my squad except me, the CL and the dude guarding her died, some obnoxious crap happened involving FF, grenades, some CLF with a BC'd Mateba, and a bootless marine and some glass. Marines won, and I earned brownie points defending the only doctor left alive on the ship, so that round went well.

[HKO20006]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWuSmtQWfXg

[Dolth]

I was the carrier, died like shit after infecting 8 people in 10 seconds at the Ayylamo.

What software arr you using to record?

[HKO20006]

I use shadow play.
How to use: viewtopic.php?f=94&t=16371

[Dolth]

Cool. Time to make hardcore compilations with NBA music and dunk sounds.

Thank you deer freind

[Damous]

[Vispain]

Great. Bob you're my new hero, Heinz you're gay.

Interesting combo. I'd ship it.

[tobinerd]

Here's a story of why you don't threaten a doctor with lethals.

A round where I was CMO and my doctors were running a lounge in the lobby serving food and drinks.

Ferdinand Braun being a bartender at the moment (since medbay was far from busy anyway) got threatened by a delta SL with their rifle using capture mode.

(I don't know the story to why he threatened him, maybe he didn't like what he was serving idk)

I walked up behind the SL and says "Noone threatens my doctors" and use an anethetic autoinjector on him to make him sleep immediately. I then drag him to surgery.

He had some shrapnel, so I fixed him up alright. Meanwhile, doctor Lauren walks by and hears the story. Then goes off to get something.

I call the MP's to arrest the man for threatening my doctor with a lethal, but they were all drinking booze in CIC or something, so noone came. And the shuttle was about to crash into Almayer.

Lauren comes back and so does a delta PFC. The delta PFC asks what happened and I tell them.

They then threaten me with their gun, and Lauren goes behind him and uses an anethetic injector on him too. Then drags him into another surgery room and closes the door.

Less than 2 minutes until the shuttle will crash into Almayer. Lauren then proceeds to throw a homemade nade with mindbreaker toxin into the room with the SL and we run off to the armory. And then proceed to the escape pods and escape.

[Damous]

Here's a story of why you don't threaten a doctor with lethals.

A round where I was CMO and my doctors were running a lounge in the lobby serving food and drinks.

Ferdinand Braun being a bartender at the moment (since medbay was far from busy anyway) got threatened by a delta SL with their rifle using capture mode.

(I don't know the story to why he threatened him, maybe he didn't like what he was serving idk)

I walked up behind the SL and says "Noone threatens my doctors" and use an anethetic autoinjector on him to make him sleep immediately. I then drag him to surgery.

He had some shrapnel, so I fixed him up alright. Meanwhile, doctor Lauren walks by and hears the story. Then goes off to get something.

I call the MP's to arrest the man for threatening my doctor with a lethal, but they were all drinking booze in CIC or something, so noone came. And the shuttle was about to crash into Almayer.

Lauren comes back and so does a delta PFC. The delta PFC asks what happened and I tell them.

They then threaten me with their gun, and Lauren goes behind him and uses an anethetic injector on him too. Then drags him into another surgery room and closes the door.

Less than 2 minutes until the shuttle will crash into Almayer. Lauren then proceeds to throw a homemade nade with mindbreaker toxin into the room with the SL and we run off to the armory. And then proceed to the escape pods and escape.

You pretty much griefed me, considering that doctor you defended laced shit with gods know what. You also sleep pen one of my marines who actually tried to help me.

Thank god the actual doctors who help people were inside of medbay and helped me and him.

Dont know why i hesitated, i should have just blasted your face with the AP mag + barrel charger.

[tobinerd]

You pretty much griefed me, considering that doctor you defended laced shit with gods know what. You also sleep pen one of my marines who actually tried to help me.

Thank god the actual doctors who help people were inside of medbay and helped me and him.

Dont know why i hesitated, i should have just blasted your face with the AP mag + barrel charger.

I wouldn't call it griefing as it was handling completely reasonable in character. I wanted to have MP's get you but they weren't doing anything. And they didn't care about the doctor serving stuff in medbay either.

From my character's perspective you just simply pointed a gun at a doctor. And I defended him. I even fixed your wounds, doing my actual work, as I had done the entire round. And called MP's multiple times without response.

And the delta who came to help you didn't get slept by me, that was another doctor, who came to help me the same way I helped the other doctor earlier.

I'm sorry if you got annoyed by it though. But it was near end of round anyway.

[Sora9567]

You pretty much griefed me, considering that doctor you defended laced shit with gods know what. You also sleep pen one of my marines who actually tried to help me.

Thank god the actual doctors who help people were inside of medbay and helped me and him.

Dont know why i hesitated, i should have just blasted your face with the AP mag + barrel charger.

Uhh, I don't know about you, but unless the Doctor is either trying to kill you or someone else, there's a rule of thumb when it comes to pointing a gun at a doctor: You don't. If there's a problem, you call an MP or let command know. When you get wounded, the doctors literally have your life in their hands. You do NOT want to piss them off unless they're completely bald or griefing, in which case you AHelp it.

[Damous]

Uhh, I don't know about you, but unless the Doctor is either trying to kill you or someone else, there's a rule of thumb when it comes to pointing a gun at a doctor: You don't. If there's a problem, you call an MP or let command know. When you get wounded, the doctors literally have your life in their hands. You do NOT want to piss them off unless they're completely bald or griefing, in which case you AHelp it.

I was not wounded, i was bringing a wounded friend to medbay until this doc offered me a laced drink, and i only had a few shrapnel that didn't render my combat effectiveness(two hour round, me and spec scored 14+ xeno kills, pretty good).

Considering how fast that went, and by the fact that had a voice triggered mind break toxin granade with them, tells me that something like this was already set to happen...I might be going to the helm of theory here, but you never know.

[Bancrose]

you're both double gay

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WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM THAT YOU CANT SEE IN ME, HEINZ

I love everyone friend, Don't worry.

[Awesomesauce935]

Here's a story of why you don't threaten a doctor with lethals.

A round where I was CMO and my doctors were running a lounge in the lobby serving food and drinks.

Ferdinand Braun being a bartender at the moment (since medbay was far from busy anyway) got threatened by a delta SL with their rifle using capture mode.

(I don't know the story to why he threatened him, maybe he didn't like what he was serving idk)

I walked up behind the SL and says "Noone threatens my doctors" and use an anethetic autoinjector on him to make him sleep immediately. I then drag him to surgery.

He had some shrapnel, so I fixed him up alright. Meanwhile, doctor Lauren walks by and hears the story. Then goes off to get something.

I call the MP's to arrest the man for threatening my doctor with a lethal, but they were all drinking booze in CIC or something, so noone came. And the shuttle was about to crash into Almayer.

Lauren comes back and so does a delta PFC. The delta PFC asks what happened and I tell them.

They then threaten me with their gun, and Lauren goes behind him and uses an anethetic injector on him too. Then drags him into another surgery room and closes the door.

Less than 2 minutes until the shuttle will crash into Almayer. Lauren then proceeds to throw a homemade nade with mindbreaker toxin into the room with the SL and we run off to the armory. And then proceed to the escape pods and escape.

Never fuck with medbay, i'd have done the same.

Also really liking having you in medstaff, keep it up o7

[Grubstank]

I was the only medic/doctor there