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Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments
- Garrison
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LCpl. Raul Garrison: That nobody with a gun
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.
- Dolth
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At least as an engineer I waste no plasteel.
As I have no building materials at all!!
10 claymores, 1 m56d, 1 cell, 1 power mod, 2 c4 and a BC CUCK setup!
As I have no building materials at all!!
10 claymores, 1 m56d, 1 cell, 1 power mod, 2 c4 and a BC CUCK setup!
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- Sora9567
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZiTC92sn8E
Edited down video of the Squad vs Squad Capture the Crate event from a few days ago. Highlights include chasing down a wounded Alpha, copious amounts of shrapnel, and why rail scopes are super good in HvH.
Edited down video of the Squad vs Squad Capture the Crate event from a few days ago. Highlights include chasing down a wounded Alpha, copious amounts of shrapnel, and why rail scopes are super good in HvH.
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
- Swagile
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HvH with rail scope + suppressors is annoying as fuck tbh.Sora9567 wrote: ↑05 Nov 2018, 15:01https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZiTC92sn8E
Edited down video of the Squad vs Squad Capture the Crate event from a few days ago. Highlights include chasing down a wounded Alpha, copious amounts of shrapnel, and why rail scopes are super good in HvH.
The event would honestly have been better if rail scopes were banned (as specs were banned, and rightfully so).
Suppressors are OK but with railscopes, its just shitty as hell to be off screen sniped to death.
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Yeah. Comms was yelling about how they were locked down due to Rail scope sniping. If I remember correctly a PFC was being a smartass and said "Hey you should buy a smoke grenade SL."
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
- Dolth
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I died so quickly during this round. Someone threw a frag, I went prone immediately and then Sanada dragged me 2 tiles away from my gun. And I got slugged trying to get the gun back. Thanks Sanada.
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- Tisx
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The longer you look the more crazy it gets
- x31stOverlord
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For any one wondering. The server became sentient and refused to restart entirely. So we pushed all the buttons and had some fun whilst waiting for the higher-ups to fix it.
Constant ERTs. Multiple Queens. Xenoborgs. Predaliens. Preds. Zombies. Death squad. UPP. CLF. PMCs. Literally all the things.
Yautja - Zathar-Veraz
Wolfgang Schneider - CO, CL, SO, XO,
Synthetic Unit Joshua
Roscoe Barrett - Spec, SGCMP, MP
Ancient Empress, Ancient Runner (69)
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- Swagile
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lmao
that was me
i was Delta SL and yelling at comms about being sniped at, and some smartass Delta told me to "bring smoke nades next time"
- YungCuz
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...what the shit, this is the definition of chaos right here my god.
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
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^When the RO causes problems.^
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
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^When the RO causes problems.^
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I thought you went SSD/paincrit , didn't see the shrap nade. But look at the bright side, what if he slugged you while prone?
- Dolth
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Unlikely, he was taking cover for the frag. I still love you Sanada. But it was quite an infuriousing moment.TrollerNoob wrote: ↑08 Nov 2018, 05:44I thought you went SSD/paincrit , didn't see the shrap nade. But look at the bright side, what if he slugged you while prone?
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- Dolth
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A typical day in delta:
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- Garrison
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Had to reread that a few times to fully get that...
LCpl. Raul Garrison: That nobody with a gun
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.
- Dolth
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Killed at least 10 xeno in less than 5 minutes.
Didn't get slashed once, died from acid splatters.
Shameful death. I shall carry keloderm at all time now.
Didn't get slashed once, died from acid splatters.
Shameful death. I shall carry keloderm at all time now.
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- Monoo
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I was here on 11/13/2018 to witness this glorious last stand. I shall be making all prayers over my future shotguns in your name now.
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
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- KittyHawkpilot019
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I was deaf from a nade, and a character matt atlas was playing told me to hold fire so she could move, but i shot https://i.imgur.com/a6Kh6UO.gifv
- Garrison
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The M20 Claymore anti-personnel mine clicks as the Young Runner (880) moves in front of it.
The Young Runner (880) hisses.
You are hit by the shrapnel in the mouth!
You feel something rip in your head!
Dante Blaine is hit by the shrapnel in the head!
You are hit by the shrapnel in the mouth!
I was then instantly decapitated...
The Young Runner (880) hisses.
You are hit by the shrapnel in the mouth!
You feel something rip in your head!
Dante Blaine is hit by the shrapnel in the head!
You are hit by the shrapnel in the mouth!
I was then instantly decapitated...
LCpl. Raul Garrison: That nobody with a gun
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.
- Sora9567
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Minievent last night. Apparently damage values were adjusted so damage would be higher.
Highlights of that round include the entirety of Alpha Squad running off and dying, a Deathsquad team showing up, and Erich Bisop being a father figure to a Predalien.
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
- Swagile
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survivors were more robust than all marines that round
we setup cades and managed a few kills before we got swarmed, and it was only the two of us after the other two got FF'd by miniguns
- Sora9567
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx0oWUB2rC4
Testing the waters with a new style of "multiple highlights of different rounds" with this video. Highlights include a facehugger stealing my hat, xenos being bribed with Alcohol, and a marine raising a Predalien to adulthood, with the usual outcome expected.
Testing the waters with a new style of "multiple highlights of different rounds" with this video. Highlights include a facehugger stealing my hat, xenos being bribed with Alcohol, and a marine raising a Predalien to adulthood, with the usual outcome expected.
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
- Sora9567
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https://youtu.be/nRfqNmRcDHw
Shenanigans from research with the really long round yesterday. I feel that better decisions could've been made by pretty much everyone involved.
Shenanigans from research with the really long round yesterday. I feel that better decisions could've been made by pretty much everyone involved.
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
- Sora9567
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https://youtu.be/LRQmJutVQGo
You people honestly sometimes surprise me with what depths of depravity you guys are willing to go. Highlights include torture of civilians, a mutiny over the dumbest possible reasons, Death Squad fun police, Predators who go full O.J. Simpson (the second instance, not murdering their girlfriend), and a Synth who's just having a fun time interacting with the local wildlife and Big Game hunters while bullets fly around her.
You people honestly sometimes surprise me with what depths of depravity you guys are willing to go. Highlights include torture of civilians, a mutiny over the dumbest possible reasons, Death Squad fun police, Predators who go full O.J. Simpson (the second instance, not murdering their girlfriend), and a Synth who's just having a fun time interacting with the local wildlife and Big Game hunters while bullets fly around her.
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
- Stumpy Buckford
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How you know Marines are fucked.
My expertise is in burping giant blobs of acid at the enemy.
My true love is watching the hopes and dreams of the USCM crumble to dust.
My true love is watching the hopes and dreams of the USCM crumble to dust.