Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Garrison » 04 Nov 2018, 21:52

Madventurer wrote:
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WHAT THE FOB!?!
LCpl. Raul Garrison: That nobody with a gun
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Dolth » 05 Nov 2018, 02:10

At least as an engineer I waste no plasteel.
As I have no building materials at all!! :D

10 claymores, 1 m56d, 1 cell, 1 power mod, 2 c4 and a BC CUCK setup!
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sora9567 » 05 Nov 2018, 15:01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZiTC92sn8E

Edited down video of the Squad vs Squad Capture the Crate event from a few days ago. Highlights include chasing down a wounded Alpha, copious amounts of shrapnel, and why rail scopes are super good in HvH.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Swagile » 05 Nov 2018, 17:54

Sora9567 wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 15:01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZiTC92sn8E

Edited down video of the Squad vs Squad Capture the Crate event from a few days ago. Highlights include chasing down a wounded Alpha, copious amounts of shrapnel, and why rail scopes are super good in HvH.
HvH with rail scope + suppressors is annoying as fuck tbh.

The event would honestly have been better if rail scopes were banned (as specs were banned, and rightfully so).

Suppressors are OK but with railscopes, its just shitty as hell to be off screen sniped to death.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sora9567 » 05 Nov 2018, 18:50

Yeah. Comms was yelling about how they were locked down due to Rail scope sniping. If I remember correctly a PFC was being a smartass and said "Hey you should buy a smoke grenade SL."
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Dolth » 05 Nov 2018, 19:34

I died so quickly during this round. Someone threw a frag, I went prone immediately and then Sanada dragged me 2 tiles away from my gun. And I got slugged trying to get the gun back. Thanks Sanada.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Tisx » 05 Nov 2018, 23:17

The longer you look the more crazy it gets

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by x31stOverlord » 06 Nov 2018, 02:16

Tisx wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 23:17
The longer you look the more crazy it gets

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For any one wondering. The server became sentient and refused to restart entirely. So we pushed all the buttons and had some fun whilst waiting for the higher-ups to fix it.

Constant ERTs. Multiple Queens. Xenoborgs. Predaliens. Preds. Zombies. Death squad. UPP. CLF. PMCs. Literally all the things.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Swagile » 06 Nov 2018, 08:11

Sora9567 wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 18:50
Yeah. Comms was yelling about how they were locked down due to Rail scope sniping. If I remember correctly a PFC was being a smartass and said "Hey you should buy a smoke grenade SL."
lmao

that was me

i was Delta SL and yelling at comms about being sniped at, and some smartass Delta told me to "bring smoke nades next time"
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by YungCuz » 06 Nov 2018, 20:54

...what the shit, this is the definition of chaos right here my god.
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I am here in the shadows.....
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by TrollerNoob » 08 Nov 2018, 05:44

Dolth wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 19:34
I died so quickly during this round. Someone threw a frag, I went prone immediately and then Sanada dragged me 2 tiles away from my gun. And I got slugged trying to get the gun back. Thanks Sanada.
I thought you went SSD/paincrit :(, didn't see the shrap nade. But look at the bright side, what if he slugged you while prone?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Dolth » 08 Nov 2018, 05:47

TrollerNoob wrote:
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I thought you went SSD/paincrit :(, didn't see the shrap nade. But look at the bright side, what if he slugged you while prone?
Unlikely, he was taking cover for the frag. I still love you Sanada. But it was quite an infuriousing moment.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Dolth » 10 Nov 2018, 12:57

A typical day in delta:

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Garrison » 10 Nov 2018, 15:48

Had to reread that a few times to fully get that...
LCpl. Raul Garrison: That nobody with a gun
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Dolth » 14 Nov 2018, 05:43

Killed at least 10 xeno in less than 5 minutes.
Didn't get slashed once, died from acid splatters.

Shameful death. I shall carry keloderm at all time now.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Monoo » 14 Nov 2018, 14:05

Dolth wrote:
14 Nov 2018, 05:43
Killed at least 10 xeno in less than 5 minutes.
Didn't get slashed once, died from acid splatters.

Shameful death. I shall carry keloderm at all time now.
I was here on 11/13/2018 to witness this glorious last stand. I shall be making all prayers over my future shotguns in your name now.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by ScreamingIdiot » 14 Nov 2018, 18:36

Dolth wrote:
10 Nov 2018, 12:57
*snip*
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by KittyHawkpilot019 » 15 Nov 2018, 02:04

I was deaf from a nade, and a character matt atlas was playing told me to hold fire so she could move, but i shot https://i.imgur.com/a6Kh6UO.gifv
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Garrison » 15 Nov 2018, 05:15

The M20 Claymore anti-personnel mine clicks as the Young Runner (880) moves in front of it.
The Young Runner (880) hisses.
You are hit by the shrapnel in the mouth!
You feel something rip in your head!
Dante Blaine is hit by the shrapnel in the head!
You are hit by the shrapnel in the mouth!


I was then instantly decapitated...
LCpl. Raul Garrison: That nobody with a gun
Dr. Arthur Bennet: The guy you plead to fix you
Lt. Elizabeth Owens: The lady who won't stop badgering.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sora9567 » 16 Nov 2018, 10:49

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Minievent last night. Apparently damage values were adjusted so damage would be higher.

Highlights of that round include the entirety of Alpha Squad running off and dying, a Deathsquad team showing up, and Erich Bisop being a father figure to a Predalien.
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Swagile » 16 Nov 2018, 11:14

Sora9567 wrote:
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Minievent last night. Apparently damage values were adjusted so damage would be higher.

Highlights of that round include the entirety of Alpha Squad running off and dying, a Deathsquad team showing up, and Erich Bisop being a father figure to a Predalien.
survivors were more robust than all marines that round

we setup cades and managed a few kills before we got swarmed, and it was only the two of us after the other two got FF'd by miniguns
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sora9567 » 16 Nov 2018, 13:52

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx0oWUB2rC4

Testing the waters with a new style of "multiple highlights of different rounds" with this video. Highlights include a facehugger stealing my hat, xenos being bribed with Alcohol, and a marine raising a Predalien to adulthood, with the usual outcome expected.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sora9567 » 18 Nov 2018, 12:34

https://youtu.be/nRfqNmRcDHw

Shenanigans from research with the really long round yesterday. I feel that better decisions could've been made by pretty much everyone involved.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sora9567 » 19 Nov 2018, 10:26

https://youtu.be/LRQmJutVQGo

You people honestly sometimes surprise me with what depths of depravity you guys are willing to go. Highlights include torture of civilians, a mutiny over the dumbest possible reasons, Death Squad fun police, Predators who go full O.J. Simpson (the second instance, not murdering their girlfriend), and a Synth who's just having a fun time interacting with the local wildlife and Big Game hunters while bullets fly around her.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Stumpy Buckford » 19 Nov 2018, 12:42

How you know Marines are fucked.

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