Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by edgardo » 16 Dec 2018, 00:55

Absolute State of Req

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in the same round at round end, i literally was about to attack the queen with a rocket on a CQC room, because i'm dumb and Atom goes in front of me.
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looks like i hit bancrose with it too so it was a worth RPG Rocket
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Dolth » 16 Dec 2018, 07:12

For the love of god stop shooting if a marine is 1 tile close of your line of fire.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by edgardo » 16 Dec 2018, 09:54

Dolth wrote:
16 Dec 2018, 07:12
For the love of god stop shooting if a marine is 1 tile close of your line of fire.
You can't stop me
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Madventurer » 16 Dec 2018, 14:46

When marines step in RPG line of fire, it's called Learning.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by waswar » 16 Dec 2018, 15:54

Dolth wrote:
16 Dec 2018, 07:12
For the love of god stop shooting if a marine is 1 tile close of your line of fire.
I think on the other hand, we need to teach marines to stop getting into other people's ways. This isn't Empire Total War, we don't need to make a perfect, straight line, having a concave so more than four people can shoot is fine.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MedicInDisquise » 16 Dec 2018, 16:22

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Weaselburg » 16 Dec 2018, 16:56

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I'm writing this to honor Artyom Xum. A UPP Specalist who made a final stand when his squadmates were killed or surrendered. He was shot, and set then set aflame by a rushing Grunt. Flushed out of his hiding spot and no time to put himself out, he pressed on in a kamikaze. Killing three marines (Decapitating one of them) and gravely wounding another before he finally succumbed to being shot one too many times, plus being on fire for a good 10 seconds. 3 Marines shot their rifles into him just to make sure he was dead.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Dolth » 16 Dec 2018, 17:32

waswar wrote:
16 Dec 2018, 15:54
I think on the other hand, we need to teach marines to stop getting into other people's ways. This isn't Empire Total War, we don't need to make a perfect, straight line, having a concave so more than four people can shoot is fine.
Totally not what I said nor meant. Just your duty to make sure you don't shoot if someone's 1 tile close from your fireline, if you do so, expect to FF. That's all.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by RobBrown4PM » 18 Dec 2018, 21:38

Played my second round today as a pred.

Proceeded to get one shotted and gibbed by the tank on the dam test.

Nailed it!
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Clutch » 19 Dec 2018, 04:59

RobBrown4PM wrote:
18 Dec 2018, 21:38
Played my second round today as a pred.

Proceeded to get one shotted and gibbed by the tank on the dam test.

Nailed it!
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by David Stormwell » 19 Dec 2018, 16:13

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XO Smarto Baldo : Hold on, I have an idea! Take coords of the shuttle then we'll shoot an OB right after the Alamo takes off!
Whole CIC : Woah! You're such a genius for having original ideas! It must be a cool thing to do since you looks so serious and actually tries new stuff, sir!
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CDRE creates a medal then attaches the XO uniforms with : Good job, Smarto Baldo. Your plan will certainly be useful, thank you for giving us good tactics as useful as FOB LZ2.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Vispain » 23 Dec 2018, 04:13

Ok, be prepared for a bunch of older ones mixed with newer ones.

#1. Predators preparing for a badblood round.
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#2. So you like autism?
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#2b. I heard you like autism eh? Try this out for size.
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#3. Badblood round
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#3b. Badbloods doing their work
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#4. Oh god oh fuck why
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#5. Someone messed up the Admin Bomb size...
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#6. The time the Lady Alamo liked gibbing us. That or it was HvH and "SAM" missiles hit us...Probably the first one.
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#7. Poor nugget marine
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#8. HvH (initially). 3 SLs fired off 3 OBs in the span of less then 15 minutes. This is why you do not setup a Antag base in the nexus.
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#9. Green Flame
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Well, thats it. Its probably not all the great moments I've got in my screenshots, but its what I found and seemed cool to mention. Time to go delete all my screenshots now. Jesus.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by tobinerd » 23 Dec 2018, 13:55

https://youtu.be/Rr-RYYXRGdc

UPP Drug Torture from HvH UPP event last night

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Vispain » 24 Dec 2018, 05:04

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I think we want zombies.
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