Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 11 Sep 2015, 21:03

johners12345 wrote:made me chuckle

Jaydon Burns broadcasts, "Delta stop being dumbasses and support Alpha and bravo now get to the ships and pods and such and get the fuck off my ship"
Everyone, even I, are so biased against Delta Marines. This is why we need Echo Squad.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by johners12345 » 11 Sep 2015, 22:23

after annoying fucks kept knocking on the windows and spamming briefing chat, and getting fucking cluster flash banged..

Sergio Stone broadcasts, "ALPHA, FOB AT NEXUS, BRAVO, REPAIR THE POWER AND THEN HELP ALPHA, CHARLIE AND DELTA, STICK TOGHETER AND SEARCH FOR WHAT IS GOING ON, NOW GET OUT OF MY SHIP BEFORE I GET DEAF "

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 12 Sep 2015, 15:47

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George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

Good hunting.

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Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 12 Sep 2015, 16:19

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The Mix-tape so fire it killed Wooki ^



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Someone dropped dat soap yo ^
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Redfield5 » 12 Sep 2015, 19:16

UnknownMurder wrote: Everyone, even I, are so biased against Delta Marines. This is why we need Echo Squad.
Each squad has their shit moments. Personally, I've had more problems with Charlie than any other squad, especially on the old Sulaco, since Charlie was usually the "overflow" squad, if you didn't get into Delta, Alpha, or Banter Bravo.
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Post by UnknownMurder » 13 Sep 2015, 02:12

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The Last Stand.
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Post by Siserith Vassada » 13 Sep 2015, 10:45

the last stand. the stand that stands forverver

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Post by UnknownMurder » 13 Sep 2015, 14:28

In the end. People ended up being each other because they kept getting in line of fire. I was the CMO.
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Post by KeyWii » 13 Sep 2015, 17:11

Two humans, two Xenos remaining.

INITIATE ADMIN FUCKERY LEVEL 4!

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I dream hardcore

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Post by UnknownMurder » 14 Sep 2015, 07:54

Sadokist wrote:Image

I dream hardcore
Your dream becomes reality.
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Post by WyattH » 14 Sep 2015, 09:21

That time that the only alien active was a runner and no queen or eggs, no marines came down to planet so it became FRENK planet! Naked-Frenk, Red-Frenk, and metal-Frenks!

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Post by GingerCultLeader » 15 Sep 2015, 00:08

Frenk! He is really a badass.

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No one knows what happened that day.. They just know.. Shit went down..

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Post by Oliver » 16 Sep 2015, 13:17

Image I had too much time on my hands.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 19 Sep 2015, 16:26

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Hehehehehe.........

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Soo many runners.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Bachri » 19 Sep 2015, 19:12

https://gyazo.com/496e533626f3e0b67b6cfd67ed39b233

https://gyazo.com/cc7616ad4e1d483eac27d6de02473d74

Basically a ton of Alien invaders got blasted back into the shuttle by superhot plasma and died on impact with eachother.

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Post by Bachri » 19 Sep 2015, 19:16

How is that screen better? Mine shows that no Marines were involved at the moment that it happened (Boiler death cloud implies a timeframe)

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Frenk » 19 Sep 2015, 19:17

WyattH wrote:That time that the only alien active was a runner and no queen or eggs, no marines came down to planet so it became FRENK planet! Naked-Frenk, Red-Frenk, and metal-Frenks!

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Frenk.

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