Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[johners12345]

A true attest to the strength of the marines, They turned two tier 3 crushers and a queen. Into meat in the gibber.. ( i did)
After they stupidly rushed the fob and proceeded to get robusted by atleast 15 marines in a circle.

This is a Crusher (791)-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat

This is a Crusher (587)-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat

This is a Queen-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat
This is a Carrier (742)-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat
This is a Sentinel (358)-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat

[canon35]

I was going to aid in that assault. I had to stop to get ready for a function, came back and my boiler was shot to death with a SMG.

[snow5445]

A true attest to the strength of the marines, They turned two tier 3 crushers and a queen. Into meat in the gibber.. ( i did)
After they stupidly rushed the fob and proceeded to get robusted by atleast 15 marines in a circle.

This is a Crusher (791)-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat

This is a Crusher (587)-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat

This is a Queen-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat
This is a Carrier (742)-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat
This is a Sentinel (358)-meat. It is a small item.
A slab of meat

I actually killed both of those crushers with my flamer. And what they did'nt realize was that ten marines were at the engineering department just south so basically they could have done alot of damage and ran off. But we came up me with my flamer and put an entire max pressure tank into both of them. I had my riot shield two and stayed very very close.

[Oliver]

Hehehehehe.........

-Images-

Soo many runners.

Was this not when I was queen?

[Densane]

I actually killed both of those crushers with my flamer. And what they didn't realize was that ten marines were at the engineering department just south so basically they could have done a lot of damage and ran off. But we came up me with my flamer and put an entire max pressure tank into both of them. I had my riot shield two and stayed very very close.

Think it takes some gall to claim that you were the soul one responsible for killing those two crushers when there was at least 13 marines surrounding them on all sides all opening fire at the highest rate the M41A can chew through rounds. The Queen alone was killed in record time. While I know the Crusher has armor and is resistant to bullets, it isn't immune to them. 26 bullets flying at you every 3-5 byond ticks isn't something to scoff at and discredit.

[Gentlefood]

Just knife fight Crushers like a man.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Was this not when I was queen?

The image I posted was after the battle when the aliens raided the Sulaco so this isn't meta.

And if that wasn't the answer you were looking for then I don't know but I can say that I was one of the boilers.

[Oliver]

The image I posted was after the battle when the aliens raided the Sulaco so this isn't meta.

And if that wasn't the answer you were looking for then I don't know but I can say that I was one of the boilers.

Nah, it was when I was Queen.

[johners12345]

LOOC: Curtis Weeter: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY, YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY! A SMOOTH. FRENK! DUNUDNUDUNDUN!
Alexander Miller has thrown the light replacer.
Alexander Miller unbuckled !
Artyrial Loudain buckles in!
Frenk Doe buckles in!
Franky Fluu buckles in!
Frenk Doe fires the 44 Magnum!
Bradley Zimmer is hit by the revolver bullet in the chest!
The revolver bullet shrapnel sticks in the wound!

Best Timing ever for mis-fires

[Frenk]

Frenk,

[Frenk]

LOOC: Curtis Weeter: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY, YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY! A SMOOTH. FRENK! DUNUDNUDUNDUN!
Alexander Miller has thrown the light replacer.
Alexander Miller unbuckled !
Artyrial Loudain buckles in!
Frenk Doe buckles in!
Franky Fluu buckles in!
Frenk Doe fires the 44 Magnum!
Bradley Zimmer is hit by the revolver bullet in the chest!
The revolver bullet shrapnel sticks in the wound!

Best Timing ever for mis-fires

Frenk.

[Jack McIntyre]

Thanks to Feweh for making me go a round being all jacked up on painkillers while I fought with one arm since their was a bug or something that Adam couldn't get one attached in surgery, thus making him kill a carrier with a SMG and continue to help cover the marines falling back to the shuttle. Congrats on giving Adam his first robotic limb

[Siserith Vassada]

Frenk,

hehehe forty marines one pod.

[UnknownMurder]

Time To Survive. Sulaco is Falling.

[Expired Torpedo]

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Geoffry Fissle says, "Guys"
Geoffry Fissle says, "Let me talk to it"
Darius Ico says, "Fissle, back inside."
Keiran Lawson says, "Hey, this is delicate."
Bob Fergensen says, "Its here"
Unknown wavers into existence!
Bob Fergensen says, "Go for it"
Shaft Johnson says, "Fissle no."
Geoffry Fissle says, "Ayy lmao"
Darius Ico says, "Ayyye."
Shaft Johnson says, "Guns down."
Unknown stares at the donut
Keiran Lawson asks, "So...Play ball?

[KeyWii]

Negotiations went quite well, actually. Although I was expecting my head to explode the entire time.

[Westhybrid]

"On our planet, we wage war on the court."

[WyattH]

The incident:


The aftermath:

[johners12345]

This is Snow Ball (as Snow)!
He is wearing a commander uniform.
He is wearing a marine commander beret on his head.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He is holding some paper in his left hand.
He is holding a megaphone in his right hand.
He has some commander's gloves on his hands.
He has a marine belt about his waist.
He is wearing some commander shoes on his feet.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a marine command radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing Snow's ID Card (Commander).

Lost is so good with coming up with player names.

[Evilkyle24]

This is Snow Ball (as Snow)!
He is wearing a commander uniform.
He is wearing a marine commander beret on his head.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He is holding some paper in his left hand.
He is holding a megaphone in his right hand.
He has some commander's gloves on his hands.
He has a marine belt about his waist.
He is wearing some commander shoes on his feet.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a marine command radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing Snow's ID Card (Commander).

Lost is so good with coming up with player names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgRCuxA6KMY

[crazyparker9]

Almost every time I get locked up in a hive I try to kill myself. But when I can I like to try to use a orbital (Which hasn't worked yet because aliens almost always build their hive in the caves and beacons don't work there) so yesterday they had advanced pretty far forward and most of them were in the nexus which is where they took me. I knew I had an opportunity. So I was spouting out my famous last words on radio, when I finally broke free from the nest I went to get the orbital outta my backpack (Now as you can imagine I was happy I was finally gonna be able to blow up their hive) and there it is! I'm gonna prime it! I KNOW I'm gonna prime it this time! Time to die alien scumba-- CHESTBURST!

I know one day I will kill the aliens with my orbital! One day!

[crazyparker9]

The time me and Irish found a couple bottles of liquor

John Doe stutters, "WhAHT are you iNjektIng' him with?"
Homer McDonald [Command (Mar)] says, "Never managed to turn it on."
Dennis Hunt says, "Anti tox"
John Doe stammers, "he's JusT DruNk i thiNk"
Dennis Hunt says, "He is literally poisoned"
John Doe stutters, "Oh"
John Doe stutters, "well"
Dennis Hunt says, "That stuff is nasty"
John Doe stutters, "i thInk' im sober"
Dennis Hunt has analyzed John Doe's vitals.
Dennis Hunt says, "You definately are not sir"
John Doe hiccups
John Doe stammers, "NoPE.."

[Disco Dalek]

The time me and Irish found a couple bottles of liquor

John Doe stutters, "WhAHT are you iNjektIng' him with?"
Homer McDonald [Command (Mar)] says, "Never managed to turn it on."
Dennis Hunt says, "Anti tox"
John Doe stammers, "he's JusT DruNk i thiNk"
Dennis Hunt says, "He is literally poisoned"
John Doe stutters, "Oh"
John Doe stutters, "well"
Dennis Hunt says, "That stuff is nasty"
John Doe stutters, "i thInk' im sober"
Dennis Hunt has analyzed John Doe's vitals.
Dennis Hunt says, "You definately are not sir"
John Doe hiccups
John Doe stammers, "NoPE.."

I swear I treated more marines with alcohol poisoning than alien inflicted injuries that round. The end of that discussion was golden.

[Mac]

Today I was playing XO and my CO was incompetent (whether irl or ic I still couldn't determine), drunk, and hellbent on capturing the "dinosaurs" alive. Eventually I led the most peaceful mutiny (prompted by a BO approaching me and saying if I didn't do it they would shoot him, reload, and empty another magazine) in existence as he was drunk, stumbling around, and demanding coffee. He went on the ground after relinquishing command and the marines were calling up to me shouting how the former CO was now trying to peacefully negotiate while they were getting torn to pieces.

[crazyparker9]

Today I was playing XO and my CO was incompetent (whether irl or ic I still couldn't determine), drunk, and hellbent on capturing the "dinosaurs" alive. Eventually I led the most peaceful mutiny (prompted by a BO approaching me and saying if I didn't do it they would shoot him, reload, and empty another magazine) in existence as he was drunk, stumbling around, and demanding coffee. He went on the ground after relinquishing command and the marines were calling up to me shouting how the former CO was now trying to peacefully negotiate while they were getting torn to pieces.

Lol yeah I was leading Alpha, I just saw the commander walk by with a horde of marines behind him and him saying he was gonna talk to the dinosaurs, and then a few minutes later I heard over the radio "Dick Niggers is dead!" So we charged into the hive yelling "FOR DICK NIGGERS!" and of course we all died.