Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Mac]

It was Nick Diggers, actually, though I don't really think that's a very RP name personally. When I saw him sign up after the round had started, I knew he would be an -interesting- commander.

[Frenk]

[wrestlingforme]

It was Nick Diggers, actually, though I don't really think that's a very RP name personally. When I saw him sign up after the round had started, I knew he would be an -interesting- commander.

Yeah. I picked the name because I thought that it was a better choice than Alfred 'Salami' Joe, although I see now that it was a stupid choice, as I am now job-banned. The negotiations went perfect, though. Sort-of. Dinosaurs don't take kindly to megaphones being shouted in their ear by a pigtails commander.

[Siserith Vassada]

*begs to the gods to free me after trapping myself in the girls dorms as a survivor* *a wall dissapears and opens up to space* *eveything gets sucked to it and i just barley manage to plug it before dying*

[UnknownMurder]

[HurttleTurtle]

Anyone see a Turtle Rave before? If not, you should. It's quite entertaining

[Mac]

Not from this server, but honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen in SS13. In CM, if I play RO I let things go quick but on other servers I make lots of paperwork for people to fill out. One time a wizard appeared and gave me the attached picture.


Also just about a half hour ago I was doing paperwork as the corporate liason and was surprised by a hunter in my office killing me, which was embarrassing and funny at the same time.

[UnknownMurder]

[Expired Torpedo]

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[TopHatPenguin]

This is the end of humanity.
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[Sargeantmuffinman]

4 hours into the round...hmmmmmmmmm.

Let's add some carp into the mix.

Moar carp.





We require more carp!

[UnknownMurder]

[Quakes72]

Well this story relate to me!

>Gets separated from squad during a firefight with a ravanger
>Instead of using my radio I decide to head back to where I lost them
>Notices that there is now no one in that area
>Something catches my eye
>Notice incoming runner!
>Secure grip on weapon and open fire on runner
>Kills runner as it got very very close to me
>Screams into headset that I have killed a runner
>Command asks that runner be returned to FOB and then Sulaco
>Drags runners body along
>Drags runner into weeds
>Runner revives
>Runner attacks
>Runner makes me dead

[Evilkyle24]

Well this story relate to me!

>Gets separated from squad during a firefight with a ravanger
>Instead of using my radio I decide to head back to where I lost them
>Notices that there is now no one in that area
>Something catches my eye
>Notice incoming runner!
>Secure grip on weapon and open fire on runner
>Kills runner as it got very very close to me
>Screams into headset that I have killed a runner
>Command asks that runner be returned to FOB and then Sulaco
>Drags runners body along
>Drags runner into weeds
>Runner revives
>Runner attacks
>Runner makes me dead

This is why we keep shooting until you hear a scream and blood goes everywhere.
Then we shoot it some more to be sure.

[UnknownMurder]

[Sadokist]

*stormed by attachment addicts*

[Siserith Vassada]

that was terrible that. and then 30 marines deicded to die to two drones and one magically turned into a ravager.

[RadiantFlash]

<Joins the round as chief medical officer>
<Walks into medbay with people full of clone-damage>
<Begins to berate and explain to a doctor that cryo heals clone damage, while setting up cryo>
<Injured marine complains about pain>
"Shut up you! I'm busy yelling at my subordinate."
<tosses the marine into cryo, and continues berating the doctor as if nothing happened>

[Expired Torpedo]

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[Frenk]

This is how you know you /REALLY/ fucked up







This kills the Marine

[Sadokist]

RIP Sulaco 'destroied' prime metroid prime ;-;

[snow5445]

We tamed a xeno with a loyalty implant today.

[Siserith Vassada]

man... snow. we were trying to do that and oother things when the co executed the alien without reason in that mutiny round.

[Siserith Vassada]

>in briefing when all of a sudden we hear that the super matter is on fire.
>everyone rushes to the shuttle and pod.
>people say shuttle is missing
>i go for the pod
>am last one in before the doors close and it gets sent
>we land with no idea where we are
>alien attacks and we chase it to nexus
>we decide nexus would make good fob.
>walk towards the lz east of nexus.
>see marines pulling a sleeping drone.
>goes and makes a coffin and puts the drone in
>goes looking for a welder
>sees two aliens s sentenial and a hunter
>crits them both with sniper rounds and puts them in the coffin
>welds it
>brings it to lz
>brings it to sulaco brig with one other.
>we put it in a cell and call the commander
>commander tells us to open up the coffin.
>opens coffin. the sentenial is dead and the hunter is missing
>runs out of cell like a little girl and commander flashes them
>commander continues flashing them
>drone plants weeds. commander gets agitated saying he will kill it for damaging this ship and that we should of brought it to research (that has no cells)
>drone breaks light
>commander freaks out and flashes the drone then kill it with a deagle while we try disarming him.
>commander leavs
>talk with the two mp's and the other marine about how shitty that was
>gets a member of bridge crew to join us
>arrests commander outside bridge
>bridge crew comes out to see whats going on asking why were arresting him
>bridge crew agrees with us and demotes him
>lock him in a cell for ten some minutes.
>decide that when his time is done he will fight with the marines.
>go down to the shuttle
>ALERT PRISONER ESCAPE IN CELL TWO
>runs to brig and blocks a bunch of tazer shots with my shield
>other marine and mp flanks him
>put him in a cell for some extra time eight minutes
>go to hanger
>see scientist with a dozen artifacts
>a bunch of marines try to steal artifacts
>stops marines from stealing artifacts and beats them off with a riot shield
>tells the guy to go to research
>helps the researcher with science for half an hour
>liaison slowly takes all the artifacts from science
>go to liason to ask for artifacts back
>other mp is there doing is own thing
>suddenly the eo who supported our mutiny decides to issue an kill order on us
>group of four marines come in demanding our surrender
>is in the middle of surrendering and trying to reason with them
>random marine comes in and starts firing.
>mp stuns the marine
>two more marines enter firing
>a whole clusterufuck of about twelve marines shooting eachother happens
>ducks behind riot shield while firing sniper rounds into peoples heads and lobbing grenades
>kills seven marines an a bunch of others are wounded and dead from the clusterfuck
>dies myself and gets welded in a locker
>am dead and mad for a bit
>goes to bridge
>see's guy in ripley kill a investigator that command sent.
>command gets angry and blows the ship to hell.

[Jack McIntyre]

Oh come on don't bring the salt from that round into that. We already have a separate place for that.