Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Siserith Vassada » 03 Oct 2015, 17:20

>In briefing
>apophis says no mutinies
>someone else says they will spawn spiders if theirs any more erp
>i whip out my spider(pet spider)
>people freak out
>i rp the spider making a web between my radio and helmet
>admin spawn spider
>spider bites liason
>a dozen marines freak out and begin shooting at the spider
>dozens of injured marines due to marines shooting at spider to kill it
>liaison later dies in office due to venom

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by WyattH » 03 Oct 2015, 19:04

Siserith Vassada wrote:>In briefing
>apophis says no mutinies
>someone else says they will spawn spiders if theirs any more erp
>i whip out my spider(pet spider)
>people freak out
>i rp the spider making a web between my radio and helmet
>admin spawn spider
>spider bites liason
>a dozen marines freak out and begin shooting at the spider
>dozens of injured marines due to marines shooting at spider to kill it
>liaison later dies in office due to venom
Spiders always improve every round they're in~

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mac » 03 Oct 2015, 19:21

Siserith Vassada wrote:>in briefing when all of a sudden we hear that the super matter is on fire.
I still don't know how it caught on fire. I set it up the exact way I always set it up and for some reason there was a fire this time. I did nothing differently, oh well it added some beginning of the round excitement for me as I had to run from the bridge all the way to engineering and get it under control.
Siserith Vassada wrote:>In briefing
>liaison later dies in office due to venom
This isn't accurate, actually. I was the Liasion and looked at the time and decided to go into cryo about 20 minutes after the spider incident as it was like 2:30am.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Ordukai » 03 Oct 2015, 19:29

For the record, loyalty implants don't tame xenos. No two buts about it.
TLDR: Go back and read it. I spent time writing that, ya know.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Siserith Vassada » 03 Oct 2015, 20:03

they dont but they sure are loyal.
to the liason.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Siserith Vassada » 03 Oct 2015, 20:17

>gets shot a bunch and gets lung damage
>gets to medical
>gets to surgery
>doctor uses airborne anesthesia on patient with lung damage
>screaming in pain.
>command and mp' show up
>they start beating surgeon up
>receives and od on soporific tamodil and oxycodine.

Edit:

>doctor commits suicide via my rifle.
>second doctor does it right
>during surgery super matter blows
>gets xray vision
>is sniper spec.


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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Westhybrid » 04 Oct 2015, 21:03

The wrath of the carp.

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Post by Adjective » 05 Oct 2015, 00:08

Where are all these Carp pics coming from?

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Mac » 05 Oct 2015, 00:44

>CL round
>Get a fax from WY telling me to implant all the survivors or have them killed with non-marine weapons
>Axe wielding-clown on board for some reason
>Hire the clown to help me
>Call a survivor to my office telling him I'm getting him off the ship like he wanted
>Have the clown strap him to a chair and inject drugs in him while I remove his headset, then the clown decapitates him with an axe
>Implant another survivor by cornering him in surgery and having the clown help me tackle him

Fun as fuck round
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Westhybrid » 05 Oct 2015, 02:02

Vrai wrote:Where are all these Carp pics coming from?

That one was from earlier today. When the "Admin Fuckery" Vote goes live, carp are almost always the method of said fuckery.
Goes better with soup.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by KeyWii » 05 Oct 2015, 02:36

And if the Carp don't work, the next level is Space Bears.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Siserith Vassada » 06 Oct 2015, 20:39

>assauting hive
>lots of doors
>cutting through doors
>cutting thorugh about ten more layers of doors
>another ten layers of doors, bunch of people walking off
>another ten more doors 70% of people have walked off
>cut through to other side
>20 aliens rush out and capture the ten remaining marines

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Siserith Vassada » 06 Oct 2015, 20:55

>is runner
>entire marine force lands
>entire marine force goes straight at the hive
>marine force gets trapped in north east hive both entrances resined and guarded
>am guarding north cave tunnel with sentenal
>twenty some marines in the next room another ten trying to break out where they entered
>about another twenty scatterd about in the east caves
>sentenal is exchanging fire with the marines and we prevent them from advancing. (the lone two of us)
>guy with bazooka arms grenade
>guy with bazooka and armed grenade gets spat on
>grenade blows up bazooka destroying it and hurts him and the four marines that tried to pull him out
>they try to fall back with smartgunner covering them
>smartgunner gets spat on
>i pounce him
>then steal his smartgun
>marines come back to support the ex smartgunner
>three of them get hugged but pulled away by others
>marines cut through and escape the south east hives
> goes other way to cut them off
>tackles and hugs sniper
eats him
>second bazooka guy runs up
>tackle him and run offs with the bazooka.
>guy gives chase
>guy gets tackled by a fellow runner
>we bring our hosts back and nest them
>see 33 marines hugged and nested in the hive.

That immediate hive assault sure "worked well" for them

their meta assault lost them 70% of their starting numbers

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Siserith Vassada » 06 Oct 2015, 21:02

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 09 Oct 2015, 16:08

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 09 Oct 2015, 16:52

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I know it's a double post.. Let me just...

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by LordLoko » 09 Oct 2015, 21:58

Someone fucked up Sulaco bad.

LIKE VERY BAD

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Inaf » 10 Oct 2015, 07:06

Well, I am not good at telling stories.

Once I started as an alien. There were 5 of us. The queen immedetely went AFK after evolving. No mods presented, so we decided to suicide by shuttle. But then I found a better idea...
► Show Spoiler
We put our useless Quenn into locker. And I decided to trade her for our lives and accepting us surrender.
► Show Spoiler
Wanna know, how the first contact went?
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Sadokist » 10 Oct 2015, 07:13

Inaf wrote:Well, I am not good at telling stories.

Once I started as an alien. There were 5 of us. The queen immedetely went AFK after evolving. No mods presented, so we decided to suicide by shuttle. But then I found a better idea...
► Show Spoiler
We put our useless Quenn into locker. And I decided to trade her for our lives and accepting us surrender.
► Show Spoiler
Wanna know, how the first contact went?
► Show Spoiler
► Show Spoiler
Hope you understand it wasn't going to go any other way.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by WyattH » 10 Oct 2015, 08:30

Inaf wrote:Well, I am not good at telling stories.

Once I started as an alien. There were 5 of us. The queen immedetely went AFK after evolving. No mods presented, so we decided to suicide by shuttle. But then I found a better idea...
► Show Spoiler
We put our useless Quenn into locker. And I decided to trade her for our lives and accepting us surrender.
► Show Spoiler
Wanna know, how the first contact went?
► Show Spoiler
► Show Spoiler
Your first mistake was to expect the marines to follow the first contact rule.
Your second mistake was expecting anyone to actually follow the medium RP rule.

This is a murderboner server for many people.

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by Inaf » 10 Oct 2015, 08:46

As soon as I posted somehow funny story, people started telling me about mistakes I made.
WTF?

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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by UnknownMurder » 10 Oct 2015, 09:35

I sort of thought it was pretty funny... Yet, I'm saddened for these Marines.
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Re: Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

Post by MrGabol100 » 10 Oct 2015, 11:57

This meme-thread reached 24 pages.

kek

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