Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[johners12345]

Johners is playing too much Lifeweb.

Heresy~

[Mitchs98]

Heresy~

Next time Curtis asks that he loses his dick Be prepared.

[UnknownMurder]

Curtis Weeter hugs Alex Graves to make him feel better!
Alex Graves says, "Dammit, Curtis."
Alex Graves says, "You're not Tanya."
Curtis Weeter yells, "LOVE YOU TOO BABE!"

[johners12345]

Curtis Weeter says, "Heres some phoron."
Keiran Lawson says, "You're the best."
Curtis Weeter says, "Yep.,"
Curtis Weeter says, "I know I am"
Curtis Weeter says, "Also the sexiest"
Curtis Weeter says, "But ya know"

[johners12345]

Curtis Weeter says, "I kinda wanna do something"
Anya Allen asks, "Such as?"
Curtis Weeter says, "But I'm afraid of the reprocussions"
Curtis Weeter says, "IF I do it."
Curtis Weeter says, "You will most definently kill me"
Anya Allen says, "..."
Anya Allen says, "Tell me what it is first."
Curtis Weeter says, "No."
LOOC: Anya Allen: inb4, Curtis Weeters head flies off in an arc!
Anya Allen says, "I won't get mad...probably."
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: The question is which head.
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: KEKEKEKEKEK
LOOC: Anya Allen: LOL
LOOC: Anya Allen: omg

[Mitchs98]

https://gyazo.com/51369b3e3917209c68d27c960b1441cd https://gyazo.com/3cbe9056cdc811f4502ce4476f369033 Never let Curtis touch an Overwatch Console, ever.

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is how to quickly end friendships. Kek

[johners12345]

I went up the research ladder and got hugged by a hiding hugger. This ensued as I was passed out.

The alien leaps at Curtis Weeter!
the alien leaps at Curtis Weeter's face!
the alien smashes against Curtis Weeter's M10 Pattern Marine Helmet and rips it off!
The alien leaps at Curtis Weeter!
the alien leaps at Curtis Weeter's face!
the alien tears the breath mask off of Curtis Weeter's face!
...You almost hear someone talking...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: LOL
...You hear something about...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: THAT
...You hear something about...Uh..
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: HAHAHAH
...You hear something about...MORONS

[Mitchs98]

10/10. Last round was one of the best I've been in in a while.

Aliens be like: MAYBE IF WE KEEP GOING UP THE LADDER AND DYING, THEY'LL RUN OUTTA BULLETS! YEA!

Meanwhile: 1 Boiler explodes, corpses of a ravager, praetorian, hunter, runner, carrier, and more on the ladder ded.

Aliens when they pop up: "So this is what hell looks like."

[Arachnidnexus]

OR 1 was insane that round, had two infected patients on tables, one on the operating table, and one on a roller bed. Then two more infected walked in. Amazingly enough I was lucky and everyone walked out of there alive.

[DiscountDan]

During a round today, someone ordered a Orbital Strike too close to iur defenses, shattering our front line, and killing some Marines. I don't know why, but I found it humorous. My stories aren't all that great really.

[johners12345]

Curtis Weeter asks, "Yes sir?"
Keiko Nagase exclaims, "GO TO WORK !!!!!!"
Curtis Weeter says, "I am doing work."
Keiko Nagase says, "No"
Keiko Nagase says, "You are in the closet"
Curtis Weeter says, "I am doing stealth work.

Curtis Weeter [Req (MT)] says, "Cargo. You are being renamed"

Anya Allen [Req (Mar)] asks, "To?"

Curtis Weeter [Req (MT)] says, "You are now McFuckAFace. You must say '' WELCOME TO McFuckAFace! HOW MAY I HELPYOU!? with a smile. Remember to smile."

[Jack McIntyre]

Why do I feel like next time Adam sees Curtis is he going to have to strangle him to death?

[Mitchs98]

Why do I feel like next time Adam sees Curtis is he going to have to strangle him to death?

Anya would kick your ass m8.

[Mitchs98]

>Respawn from cryo.

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ALL THE NOPE

[Westhybrid]

>Playing Survivor.
>Hiding in an electrical locker.
>Gripping cleaver in hand like the killer in Scream.
>Ordukai spawns literal cookie trail leading to my locker.
>Hot damn, it's anyone's game now.
>Lockie Hughes finds the trail and walks in.
>I jump out to congratulate them.
>This happens.

[Ordukai]

That was worth watching all the marines completely ignore my cookie trail for a good 10-15 minutes. Lockie backpedaled so hard when you jumped out with that butcher's knife

[Sadokist]

That was worth watching all the marines completely ignore my cookie trail for a good 10-15 minutes. Lockie backpedaled so hard when you jumped out with that butcher's knife

I woulda been on dat trail asap

[coroneljones]

What probably happened:

[Mac]

!	Message from: Mac

>Playing Survivor.
>Hiding in an electrical locker.
>Gripping cleaver in hand like the killer in Scream.
>Ordukai spawns literal cookie trail leading to my locker.
>Hot damn, it's anyone's game now.
>Lockie Hughes finds the trail and walks in.
>I jump out to congratulate them.
>This happens.

This is great! I legit lol'd.

[Mitchs98]

>Playing Survivor.
>Hiding in an electrical locker.
>Gripping cleaver in hand like the killer in Scream.
>Ordukai spawns literal cookie trail leading to my locker.
>Hot damn, it's anyone's game now.
>Lockie Hughes finds the trail and walks in.
>I jump out to congratulate them.
>This happens.

>Jump out of locker with cleaver and ayylien mask
>"YOU WIIN! WANT SOME COOKIES!?"

[ItsTheSleepy]

CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER!

[Lord Lag]

I've never actually seen a turret on a cargo tug. Please tell me it actually works

[ItsTheSleepy]

I've never actually seen a turret on a cargo tug. Please tell me it actually works

You just set up the sentry, screwdriver it, then drag it's sprite on the train. Then you get a badass muthafocking train . Not gonna lie it was pretty good, I charged into their hive with a few other marines and it killed 1 drone and 1 runner. Would recommend.

Note: Make sure it is turned off and already bolted to the ground before doing this.

[johners12345]

It's been done a shit load of times. I remember a marine charge where it was a cargo tug with 2 turrets and 5 marines. Shit went down

[KeyWii]

What have I done.