Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Siserith Vassada]

>marines land on the space station
>bunch of lockers in the middle of arrivals think nothing of them
>five minutes later while setting up defenses i open one locker
>over twenty facehuggers jump out and get me in the face others rush over to help and immeidatly get hugged by a massive stack of huggers
>eight marines facehugged
>marines that heard the call for help converged on the nexus seeing all the facehugged people
>random marine opens a locker
>five more people get facehugged
>everyone abandons station someone blows up the consoles
>almost twenty marines end up bursting.

[johners12345]

>marines land on the space station
>bunch of lockers in the middle of arrivals think nothing of them
>five minutes later while setting up defenses i open one locker
>over twenty facehuggers jump out and get me in the face others rush over to help and immeidatly get hugged by a massive stack of huggers
>eight marines facehugged
>marines that heard the call for help converged on the nexus seeing all the facehugged people
>random marine opens a locker
>five more people get facehugged
>everyone abandons station someone blows up the consoles
>almost twenty marines end up bursting.

The keks are real

[ItsTheSleepy]

What have I done.

O.O where did you find the soul stone?

[ItsTheSleepy]

>marines land on the space station
>bunch of lockers in the middle of arrivals think nothing of them
>five minutes later while setting up defenses i open one locker
>over twenty facehuggers jump out and get me in the face others rush over to help and immeidatly get hugged by a massive stack of huggers
>eight marines facehugged
>marines that heard the call for help converged on the nexus seeing all the facehugged people
>random marine opens a locker
>five more people get facehugged
>everyone abandons station someone blows up the consoles
>almost twenty marines end up bursting.

Some savage tacticool aliums u got der

[johners12345]

What have I done.

... HERETIC@ HERETIC HEERRETICC!

COME AT ME HERETIC

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAbMjvp_1E

[Siserith Vassada]

i wonder... can you make a shade out of xenos

[Mitchs98]

i wonder... can you make a shade out of xenos

>Xeno Shade
>Xeno Construct
>Has a hugger cannon that can shoot huggers through thin objects.
>Queen sacrifices all aliens to be superior hugger cannons.
>Siege FOB.
>Huggers pierce tables like a Ravager charge.
>Aliens get to the sulaco.
>Fires hugger.
>It breaches the wall because lol dis ship ain't got reinforced hull yo.
>use huggers as cannonballs.
>RIP Sulaco.
>Huehuehuehue

[johners12345]

Unknown blocks the revolver bullet with the claymore! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?! KIRITO!?"

[RadiantFlash]

Axel Strife(as Axel Strife) says, "Oh god.."
Axel Strife(as Axel Strife) exclaims, "I'm hidous!"
Axel Strife(as Axel Strife) asks, "C-can you fix my face?"
Blair 'Brandy' Clementine says, "You're beautiful."
Blair 'Brandy' Clementine has analyzed Unknown (as Axel Strife)'s vitals.
Unknown (as Axel Strife) winces.
Blair 'Brandy' Clementine says, "Your face will heal in time."
Axel Strife(as Axel Strife) asks, "A-are you sure?"
Troy Macris looks at Axel Strife.
Axel Strife(as Axel Strife) says, "I think I look like a freak..."
Blair 'Brandy' Clementine says, "With our technology you will be even prettier than before."
Troy Macris asks, "By the Honk Mother, what is THAT?"
Unknown (as Axel Strife) whimpers.
Blair 'Brandy' Clementine says, "Also I heard makeup does a great deal."
Troy Macris yells, "It's like your face turned into really beat mashed potatoes!"
Jeke 'Tin Can' McDonnall moans!
Alex Graves says, "..."
Unknown (as Axel Strife) flinches slightly.
Troy Macris says, "... Oh. Wait. It's a marine"
Troy Macris shouts, "You made it! Hooray!"
Alex Graves says, "..."
You feel a tiny prick!
Troy Macris says, "..."
Axel Strife(as Axel Strife) says, "Wha-"
Alex Graves has grabbed Unknown (as Axel Strife) passively!
Unknown (as Axel Strife) has been laid on the operating table by Alex Graves.
Unknown (as Axel Strife) yawns.

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He's a nice guy, that Alex.

[UnknownMurder]

He's a nice guy, that Alex.

Welcome.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Marine extreme turtling.

[Expired Torpedo]

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trying to make conversation with a shade before it took my soul

[Ordukai]

So it was a normal day in briefing, the lights were shining, the puns were happening, and the MP's were trying to arrest some random guy who threw a knife at a doctor. Except, hold on... That's not an MP at all, why that's the XO!. No wonder briefing has been not-happening for so long. It only took me a couple of ahelps to determine that the XO was A)Foreign to English and B) New to command. So I direct them where to stand and tell them what to say. They then proceed to stick their taser in their mouth and fire. (It's ok, they ahelp'd "Misclick XD")
Well holy shit. The marines are seriously not impressed at this point. Time to intervene to save the round. But how? "Hm... I could have the Xo announce that they're stepping down, but there's no other command staff and that sounds like work. Ah, I know! I'll just use Forcesay to MAKE them give the briefing," I thought. And there the tale might have ended, except what does the XO do but repeat everything I say. ";Alright marines, your mission is to go down to the mansion on the planet below and secure it". Then, five seconds later, the player says the exact same thing. So there was an echo of every word I typed after a 5-10 second delay.
Marines were even less impressed.

After smoothly ordering somebody to "Turn off that radio because the feedback is giving me headaches" and covering up the copy past debacle, I discover that the XO doesn't know how to launch the shuttle. At this point I decided I was committed. The only course left to me was to use forcesay to announce (Over the radio, of course), every move that they needed to take next.
";Since the button is broken, I will launch the shuttle from the hangar" (Doesn't know where the hangar is) "I will now proceed down the ladders and to the hangar" (Doesn't know where the shuttle is while, I might add, walking around it) ";I will now find the console on the other side of the shuttle, which I am standing right next to" (Walks in a circuit around the shuttle> as he passes the window) "Oh, there you are! Hello!" (Unable to find the console outside, so he walks inside and sits in the pilot seat) ";I will now launch the shuttle and quickly run off it" (He didn't make it.)

During the flight, the marines said "Ok, who else is on board with a mutiny" and plotted an "Accident" to happen to the commander, but nothing ever came of it. At this point I gave up and turned my attention elsewhere.

Legends claim that the XO still lives on today, desperately ahelping to try to figure out "Where is sulaco?"

[UnknownMurder]

[bustered1]

NO HE DOESN'T. GLENN DOESN'T DIE. I believe that the guy that shot himself was being eaten on top of Glenn making it look like he died. Glenn can't die... He's my favorite character. :-(

[UnknownMurder]

Off Topic

This is what happened to Glenn in that alley, and the sooner you get to stage five on this the better you’ll feel: He and Nicholas were cornered in an alley by hundreds of walkers. They climbed onto a dumpster. Nicholas shot himself in the head, his body tumbled forward and carried both of them to the ground, where they are beset by biters. Glenn is eaten alive, and dies. There is absolutely nothing in that sequence to suggest that Glenn somehow survived.

[johners12345]

NO HE DOESN'T. GLENN DOESN'T DIE. I believe that the guy that shot himself was being eaten on top of Glenn making it look like he died. Glenn can't die... He's my favorite character. :-(

Off Topic

This is what happened to Glenn in that alley, and the sooner you get to stage five on this the better you’ll feel: He and Nicholas were cornered in an alley by hundreds of walkers. They climbed onto a dumpster. Nicholas shot himself in the head, his body tumbled forward and carried both of them to the ground, where they are beset by biters. Glenn is eaten alive, and dies. There is absolutely nothing in that sequence to suggest that Glenn somehow survived.

YOU CAN ALL GO AND FUCK YOURSELVES! ;-;

[Cry of Wolves]

>you slip the Marine Combat Knife inside Meatpizza.
>Nathan Prather finishes eating Meatpizza.
>LOOC: Sif Lupus Magnus: wut?

[Westhybrid]

When you're trying to shoot something with the sniper rifle from far away and end up hitting a teammate, but you still feel good because you actually hit something for a change.

[Voldirs]

A bit of Spooky Cinematography! Perfect Ambush!

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[Sargeantmuffinman]

One of the most surpprising things I have seen aliens do all Alpha.

[Boltersam]

I was one of the runners. the turrets got me in the end.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Someone has gone a bit too 'Merican.

[TopHatPenguin]

This picture was titled in an art gallery "Let the bodies hit the floor"

[ItsTheSleepy]

This picture was titled in an art gallery "Let the bodies hit the floor"

Shows all the inpatient people... gg server wp