Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Mitchs98]

https://gyazo.com/5d861758e49e4208547cecfa74f099dd

BIGBY SHOWED LOVE!

[Siserith Vassada]

i led the marines to victory in my first round as co!

[ItsTheSleepy]

https://gyazo.com/5d861758e49e4208547cecfa74f099dd

BIGBY SHOWED LOVE!

Fake ofc

[UnknownMurder]

[Siserith Vassada]

what

[UnknownMurder]

Melissa Wright says, "Can we fix it. Yes we can."
A wonderful Obama Statement.

[Westhybrid]

>Custom Event: Serial Killer
>Plays Serial Killer, given a cyanide pill in reserve.
>Admittedly not very good at this job.
>Finds lonesome Alpha marine in the pod waiting to go up.
>"Is this going up?"
>"Sometime."
>Forces cyanide pill down the marine's throat.
>Run.

[Releasing]

LOOC: TheShadowBaneGamer: Bigby and Melissa, sitting in the bridge K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a horrible xenomorph miscarriage! (AKA chestbursting)

Love songs at their finest.

[sicktrigger]

Michal Prevatt says, "I am not realy that great brain surgen"
Michal Prevatt is trying to set on Farah Kirana Putri's internals.
Farah Kirana Putri is now running on internals.
...You almost hear someone talking...

e: LOOC: Michal Prevatt: shit wronge body part

[UnknownMurder]

Michal Prevatt says, "I am not realy that great brain surgen"
Michal Prevatt is trying to set on Farah Kirana Putri's internals.
Farah Kirana Putri is now running on internals.
...You almost hear someone talking...

e: LOOC: Michal Prevatt: shit wronge body part

Dummy, brain is in the head not in the groin. You got no brains.

[Siserith Vassada]

>spawns as marine
>goes to prep
>puts on armour
>grabs weapon
>looks for ammo
>no ammo
>checks other vendors. not a single peice of ammo for any of the weapons in them
>plenty of throwing knives
>fills backpack belt and armour with knives
>fills closet with knives
>goes to hanger
>aliens land
>guy with rocket breaches hanger
>dozens of throwing knives fly out of the locker stabbing a dozen marines and aliens
>i myself lose both my arms and a leg in the shower of knives.

[ItsTheSleepy]

>spawns as marine
>goes to prep
>puts on armour
>grabs weapon
>looks for ammo
>no ammo
>checks other vendors. not a single peice of ammo for any of the weapons in them
>plenty of throwing knives
>fills backpack belt and armour with knives
>fills closet with knives
>goes to hanger
>aliens land
>guy with rocket breaches hanger
>dozens of throwing knives fly out of the locker stabbing a dozen marines and aliens
>i myself lose both my arms and a leg in the shower of knives.

lol. Blame dem marines that takes like 7-9 mags. All yo need is 4.

[UnknownMurder]

Déjà Vu, Bridge Revisited. (Supermatter hits Bridge)

[ItsTheSleepy]

So I'm sat there in Medway and I shoot myself in the head because I RPed my character had depression from seeing his crush burst in the room and shoot herself. So I shoot myself and get ready to log until I see a medical try and Defib me (of course I didnt think this would work and I just wanted to see I'm waste his charges. TURNS OUT HE FUCKING RESURRECTED ME WITHIN ONE DEFIBRILLATOR!

Did with phone SO sorry if stuff Is wrong

[ItsTheSleepy]

Cheated death twice this round now...

[Ordukai]

PRAY: (Nathan Reynolds) (Mark) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): If only I could get this locker open, I might be able to escape before the xenos finish eating the MPs...

ADMIN LOG: Thorgold/(Nathan Reynolds) got their cookie, spawned by Ordukai/(Victor Holding)
Nathan Reynolds (follow) says, "..."
Nathan Reynolds gives the heavens the middle finger
Nathan Reynolds finishes eating the cookie.

ADMIN LOG: ordukai creating an admin explosion at the Sulaco Brig.

The moral of this story is, if you don't like the cookie, don't eat the cookie.

[Sadokist]

PRAY: (Nathan Reynolds) (Mark) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): If only I could get this locker open, I might be able to escape before the xenos finish eating the MPs...

ADMIN LOG: Thorgold/(Nathan Reynolds) got their cookie, spawned by Ordukai/(Victor Holding)
Nathan Reynolds (follow) says, "..."
Nathan Reynolds gives the heavens the middle finger
Nathan Reynolds finishes eating the cookie.

ADMIN LOG: ordukai creating an admin explosion at the Sulaco Brig.

The moral of this story is, if you don't like the cookie, don't eat the cookie.

Lol

[Boltersam]

PRAY: (Nathan Reynolds) (Mark) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): If only I could get this locker open, I might be able to escape before the xenos finish eating the MPs...

ADMIN LOG: Thorgold/(Nathan Reynolds) got their cookie, spawned by Ordukai/(Victor Holding)
Nathan Reynolds (follow) says, "..."
Nathan Reynolds gives the heavens the middle finger
Nathan Reynolds finishes eating the cookie.

ADMIN LOG: ordukai creating an admin explosion at the Sulaco Brig.

The moral of this story is, if you don't like the cookie, don't eat the cookie.

One of the best stories so far, it even has a moral....and a god-defying protagonist who gets his ass kicked in the end, usually the protagonists win.....+1 for uniqueness.

[UnknownMurder]

[johners12345]

This is Dino 'Spooky' Cades!
He is wearing a marine underpants.
He is wearing USCM Headband on his head.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing Dino 'Spooky' Cades's ID Card (Delta Squad Specialist).
A Tough, looking man. Standing tall ... More...
*---------*
Dino 'Spooky' Cades says, "Go"
Curtis Weeter says, "You are in the wrong one.."
Dino 'Spooky' Cades says, "No"
Dino 'Spooky' Cades says, "OH"
Grand Champ says, "Curtis"
Dino 'Spooky' Cades says, "OOOH"
Curtis Weeter says, "My God.."
LOOC: Dino 'Spooky' Cades: xD
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: you make me
James Mcloyed finishes eating Meatpizza.
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: wanna cry
James Mcloyed examines himself.
James Mcloyed examines himself.
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: SO HARD
James Mcloyed examines himself.
LOOC: Dino 'Spooky' Cades: I thought it was Charlie
James Mcloyed examines himself.
LOOC: Dino 'Spooky' Cades: Im dying irl
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: you litteraly just killed me
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: you monster.
LOOC: James Mcloyed: lol
LOOC: Dino 'Spooky' Cades: xD
Dino 'Spooky' Cades says, "Well.. then.."
Dino 'Spooky' Cades says, "Im off."
Curtis Weeter says, "... Weirdo"

[Sadokist]

yea i was actually playin that too, saw a girl huggin a cat was like "zis has to be done"

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Not even death could not stop me from coming back alive.

[TopHatPenguin]

Not even death could not stop me from coming back alive.

Just like Pre-Alpha haha.

[Siserith Vassada]

>dies to chestbursting
>immediately gets difibulated
>is 100% fine
>continues fighting
>notices facehuggers wont latch onto me
>charges into the enemy's fob assault and shoots them up while they all try to slash me but cant because of the queens orders.
>gets into single combat with a ravager
>gets facehugged

[Mitchs98]

>Get done saving Melissa with surgery.
>Bigby comes back with all of us food and coffee.
>Melissa accidentally picks up a bone setter.
>Bigby "Pyro" Farkas is attacked in the groin with bone setter by Melissa Wright!
>James Carver walks in: Uhhhhhh
>Hilarity ensues.
>Anya will never let them forget.
>Got threatened to be cut by Bigby for mentioning it.