Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Azmodan412]

Anything familiar to you?

Cafeteria. Fucking cafeteria.

[LordLoko]

Josen Keelin [Sulaco (RO)] says, "RA RA RASPUTIN"
Josen Keelin [Sulaco (RO)] says, "LOVER OF THE ALIEN QUEEN"

Josen Keelin [Sulaco (RO)] says, "HE WAS A SHIP THAT REALLY WAS GOOOOOD"
Ulysses 'Meat' Skyfall starts putting Nathaniel Seidner into the cryo pod.
Josen Keelin [Sulaco (RO)] says, "RA RA RASPUTIN"
Flint Hirleman [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "The only place I haven't been on the upper deck recently is brig"
Lattus Folly [Sulaco (Mar)] stutters, "rA Ra RASPUtIN"
Josen Keelin [Sulaco (RO)] says, "MARINE'S GREATEST KILLING MACHINE"
Ulysses 'Meat' Skyfall [Sulaco (Eng)] exclaims, "Ra ra rasputin!"
Xin 'Shiroyasha' Sakata [Sulaco (XO)] says, "Shut the fuck up"
Josen Keelin [Sulaco (RO)] says, "IT WAS A SHAME HOW BOARDED HE GOT"
Ulysses 'Meat' Skyfall [Sulaco (Eng)] exclaims, "Ra ra rasputin!"

[Edgelord]

All of these things happened while playing MT last night:
>Set up supermatter engine, realize someone has ejected it
>Get accused of ejecting said core by CE who had me do all of the work, get griffed to death by a marine
>Admin brings me back, a marine witnesses this and proclaims me Space Jesus
>Procure megaphone, start preaching the teachings of Space Jesus to the heretics in briefing, get griffed again.
>Someone fires a sadar in briefing, hilarity ensures
>Get brought back a second time
>Say fuck it and set up the core which admin brought back using magic
>Core eventually gets ejected by someone. AGAIN.
>Mystery radiation turns hardened marines into baldies, I get 2 brain tumors removed in medbay.
>CO Xur orders a new one while I go hunt for the maverick core which is apparently leaning on the ship.
>Set up core for the THIRD TIME this round
>Get munched by a crusher
>GG

[Azmodan412]

All of these things happened while playing MT last night:
>Set up supermatter engine, realize someone has ejected it
>Get accused of ejecting said core by CE who had me do all of the work, get griffed to death by a marine
>Admin brings me back, a marine witnesses this and proclaims me Space Jesus
>Procure megaphone, start preaching the teachings of Space Jesus to the heretics in briefing, get griffed again.
>Someone fires a sadar in briefing, hilarity ensures
>Get brought back a second time
>Say fuck it and set up the core which admin brought back using magic
>Core eventually gets ejected by someone. AGAIN.
>Mystery radiation turns hardened marines into baldies, I get 2 brain tumors removed in medbay.
>CO Xur orders a new one while I go hunt for the maverick core which is apparently leaning on the ship.
>Set up core for the THIRD TIME this round
>Get munched by a crusher
>GG

#Brilliant

[LordLoko]

Even awesomer moment

>fighting xenos around
>has a mine box
>find a marine fighting against a ravager
>plant a mine on a door and cover with a welding backpack
>marine fighting start to lose
>told him to ran to the door
>he does
>ravager goes after him
>mine explodes and he's lanched on the ground, marine that was fighting is throw on the ground
>me and other guy that was following me start shooting the ravager
>dies
>crusher comes out of science
>we keep shoting it
>crusher has no idea what to do and dies
>Get friednly fired by the other marines
>die later because of the friendly fire

[Azmodan412]

Even awesomer moment

>fighting xenos around
>has a mine box
>fight a marine fighting against a ravager
>plant a mine on a door and cover with a welding backpack
>marine fighting start to lose
>told him to ran to the door
>he does
>ravager goes after him
>mine explodes and he's lanched on the ground, marine that was fighting is throw on the ground
>me and other guy that was following me start shooting the ravager
>dies
>crusher comes out of science
>we keep shoting it
>crusher has no idea what to do and dies
>Get friednly fired by the other marines
>die later because of the friendly fire

May I have some of your time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Friendly Fire?

300the post!

[ChickenShizNit8]

>gets trapped in nest

>makes solid escape plan

>hugger melts

>Alien standing inside resin door like it's nothing and spam tackles me whole time

>fml

[Azmodan412]

>gets trapped in nest

>makes solid escape plan

>hugger melts

>Alien standing inside resin door like it's nothing and spam tackles me whole time

>fml

Every xeno ever.

[LordLoko]

May I have some of your time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Friendly Fire?

300the post!

I means, I not even mad. I would be if it didn't worked and the other marine killed me. But the kill was too epic too be mad, I guess the RAVEGER that we killed must be mad, but me? nope, not mad

[KeyWii]

I HAVE ACHIEVED SALVATION BROTHERS

ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE FAITH OF MUSIC!

[Westhybrid]

I HAVE ACHIEVED SALVATION BROTHERS

ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE FAITH OF MUSIC!

[Releasing]

[BlackHeartKabal]

And then he was welded into a crate next to Engineering by a Bridge Officer again, right?

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Remained as the only living SL after a god damn long round and had 5 + kills but I didn't count them.

[Logi99]

I was a SL once, and I tried to put orbital beacon in the cave dis is the speech.

Bridge Officer ( I forgot what his name was.): Place a orbital beacon down.
Lewis Richardson: Okay, soon as I get out of this shit.
*Gets out and takes out orbital beacon.*
*Realizes you can't put orbital beacons in caves.*
Lewis Richardson: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK
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First time as a specialist.
*Gets grenade launcher and gears up.*
*Some time later after we setted up the Nexus and shit.*
Lewis Richardson: Move out the way, GOING TO SHOOT A GRENADE!
*Some noob swaps with me as I shoot. It hits the wall.*
CABOOM FRAG
*Some fucking other noob throws a frag at the wall.*
That moment was fucking unbelievable.
*Gets captured by aliens but still has his grenade holster*
*Marines get to his range and Joe Ken Kent rescues Lewis.*
*Lewis goes running a rampage with 2 frags activated on his hands*
*Hunter pounces at him and dies.*
So 3 deaths in 1. I killed a hunter, my alien baby and me.

[KeyWii]

Her parents hated her.

[Azmodan412]

>Spawn as survivor
>Start looting EVERYWHERE with tools after breaking into Engineering
>Robust a drone
>Find a friendly robot named BOB
>Hide in recreational room
>Get saved by Marines
>Kill a runner who was being pounced
>Go to Sulaco with full riot gear on
>Fuck around
>Kill an MP because he wanted to die
>Rejoin the fight
>Rally the fucking marines by charging in
>Have a Ravager slash me into crit
>End up with ruptured lungs and shit
>Get medivac'd
>Friend survivor blowing through dexalin+
>Died
>Success Survivor

[KeyWii]

*beep*
Christopher Winter says, "Stop playing that Violin"
Xur 'Ghost' Dergens dribbles the ball under his legs as he sits
Persh Aggley says quietly, "*ey*"
Persh Aggley says quietly, "**d**."
Zackary Cress says, "But it's a christmas song"
Ray 'Zero' Robinson puts the space violin into the medical backpack.
Keiran Lawson says, "God, that's fucking horrible."
Persh Aggley says, "Battle violinist, let's do it."
Keiran Lawson asks, "Sexting, Mel?"
Alexander Kirov shouts, "No, this a good!"
Melissa Wright says, "You know it."
Keiran Lawson says, "Hot."
Zackary Cress says, "Who's ready to kill christmas"
Melissa Wright says, "PDA sexting."
Wallace Winter has thrown the advanced first-aid kit.
Alexander Kirov says, "Violin, go"
Wallace Winter unbuckled !
Carl 'Scorps' Winston says, "Kiny."
Carl 'Scorps' Winston says, "Kinky."
Xur 'Ghost' Dergens just got a text from Mel
Carl 'Scorps' Winston also got a text from Mel.
*beep*
Dakota 'Dak' Marshall just gota text from Mel
Melissa Wright sighs very loudly.
Wallace Winter buckles in!
Persh Aggley doesn't even have a PDA and got a text from Mel.
Carl 'Scorps' Winston sends text back to Mel.
Keiran Lawson got a text as well.
Ray 'Zero' Robinson just got a text from Mel
LOOC: Melissa Wright: i fucking hate you all
Wallace Winter feels a bit left out he didn't receive a text from Mel.
LOOC: Carl 'Scorps' Winston: <3
LOOC: Keiran Lawson: What have I done.
Alexander Kirov begins counting their pulse.
LOOC: Dakota 'Dak' Marshall: <3
Carl 'Scorps' Winston texts Kinky to Mel.

[Halinder]

Persh Aggley says, "Why the fuck-.."
Persh Aggley says, "Specialist."
Persh Aggley says, "SPECIALIST."
Persh Aggley says, "Come over here let's sort you out."
Persh Aggley says, "You didn't grab a single fucking spec weapon."
Colin Thorley was unbuckled by Persh Aggley!
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
You are not supposed to go past the crumpled police tape...
You are not supposed to go past the crumpled police tape...
You are not supposed to go past the crumpled police tape...
You are not supposed to go past the police tape...
You are not supposed to go past the police tape...
The locker has been unlocked by Colin Thorley.
Persh Aggley says, "This, friend, is YOUR office."
Persh Aggley asks, "See that vendor?"
Persh Aggley says, "Take a coin out."
Larry 'Long Leg' Hadel [Sulaco (Mar)] asks, "Mind coming to breifing room, fellas?"
Persh Aggley [Sulaco (Med)] says, "Busy telling my specialist how to be a specialist."
Persh Aggley says, "Busy telling my specialist how to be a specialist."
Persh Aggley says, "Colin."
Colin Thorley says, "Yeah."
Persh Aggley says, "Select the coin in the vendor."
Persh Aggley says, "Vend it."
Ryker 'Doc' Quirin [Sulaco (Doc)] asks, "Is there an MP that could let me past briefing and into medical?"
ColMarTech Specialist Vendor has been hit by Colin Thorley with Colin Thorley's ID Card (Alpha Squad Specialist).
Persh Aggley says, "God damn it, keep your ID on."
Persh Aggley says, "You vend a fucking flamethrower but not a coin."
Persh Aggley says, "VEND THE COIN."
Persh Aggley says, "The coin, spec."
Persh Aggley says, "Marine specialist weapon token."
Persh Aggley says, "Vend it."
Persh Aggley exclaims, "Right! We're getting somewhere!"
Persh Aggley says, "Now, put the coin INTO the vendor."
Persh Aggley says, "Counterintuitive, I know, vending a coin just to put it back in."
Persh Aggley asks, "Great! See those new selections?"
Persh Aggley says, "You can only pick one."
Persh Aggley says, "M83, M92, M42C, M56, B-Series, you can only pick /one/."
Persh Aggley says, "Don't pick yet."
Colin Thorley says, "Yes."
Persh Aggley says, "Let's talk about it."
Persh Aggley asks, "Do you know what each does?"
Colin Thorley says, "Yes."
Persh Aggley says, "Tell me what each does."
Persh Aggley says, "..."
Persh Aggley says, "You took the SADAR."
Persh Aggley says, "Alright."
Persh Aggley says, "Well."
Persh Aggley says, "The SADAR, be very careful with it."
Persh Aggley says, "You can and will kill your entire squad if you use it wrong."
Colin Thorley starts feeding a shell into M83 rocket launcher.
Colin Thorley aims M83 rocket launcher at Persh Aggley!
((Your character is being targeted. They have 2 seconds to stop any click or move actions. While targeted, they may drag and drop items in or into the map, speak, and click on interface buttons. Clicking on the map objects (floors and walls are fine), their items (other than a weapon to de-target), or moving will result in being fired upon. The aggressor may also fire manually, so try not to get on their bad side. ))
Persh Aggley says, "Ooookay so you know how to work it."
Persh Aggley says, "Pl-.."
Persh Aggley says, "ER"
Persh Aggley says, "PLEASE DON'T."
LOOC: Johnnychimp: LOOOOOOOOOOL
Persh Aggley says, "PLEASE PUT THE ROCKET LAUNCHER DOWN."
Persh Aggley says, "COLIN DAMMIT PUT THE ROCKET LAUNCHER DOWN."
Persh Aggley says, "YOU'LL KILL US BOTH."
Colin Thorley asks, "So what?"
Corey Nash [Sulaco (CO)] asks, "Hey where other 2 marines?"
Persh Aggley [Sulaco (Med)] says, "Well Colin is currently holding me hostage with a rocket launcher two meters in front of him."
Persh Aggley says, "Well Colin is currently holding me hostage with a rocket launcher two meters in front of him."
Colin Thorley's M83 rocket launcher goes off during struggle!
Persh Aggley has disarmed Colin Thorley!
Persh Aggley says, "You can have this back afterwards."
(he then pulled a flamethrower on me)
Persh Aggley says, "The flamer's not loaded, dumbass."
Corey Nash [Sulaco (CO)] says, "Colin stop it or you gona go as food to space carps"
Persh Aggley [Sulaco (Med)] says, "It's okay, he put it down."
Persh Aggley says, "It's okay, he put it down."
Persh Aggley asks, "Agree not to blow each other up?"
Persh Aggley says, "Great."
Persh Aggley says, "Let's go."

[Sargeantmuffinman]

I will say it was funny until a griefer commander was there.

It was Ben Garrison for the fake commander.

Not much to say really.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

[LordLoko]

Ulysses 'Meat' Skyfall asks, "And the other BO?"
Xiphos Volund says, "SSD in the locker there"
Xiphos Volund points to the emergency closet
Ronald Shaffer [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Hey"
You try to remove the light tube, but it's too hot and you don't want to burn your hand.
Xiphos Volund says, "She'll wake up soon, supposedly."
[Overwatch]: Attention - Ava Cresentia is no longer your Overwatch officer. Overwatch functions deactivated.
Ava Cresentia says, "IM AWAKE,just in pain"

[ZDashe]

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Queen replanting after failed marine assault.

[Azmodan412]

That is eggcellent work.

[SUPERMAN112]

my biggest OMG moment was back on the nostromo... when an admin spawned in an empress

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The halfway through the round it just explodes... and all the aliens are confused, but just kept going. I don't even remember who spawned it in.