Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Logi99]

What is the meaning of this 'Organisation'?!

I was the leader of that squad. But the organisation was for duty, honor, courage. Fm MARCH!

[Azmodan412]

I was the leader of that squad. But the organisation was for duty, honor, courage. Fm MARCH!

SORCERY! It seems the Imperium has overlooked a planet...

[Allan1234]

SORCERY! It seems the Imperium has overlooked a planet...

Exterminatus inbound

[Azmodan412]

[Logi99]

This happened in a 6 hour round..

[TopHatPenguin]

When you rp making a table, honestly this was the best thing I've seen in a while.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Carson you have some terrible reputation.

[ZDashe]

Déjà vu (Eggs galore): > viewtopic.php?f=64&t=739&start=825#p52809

eggs galore.png

Eggs courtesy of Aredal (as Solo queen)

This tactic seems to work somehow.. both rounds = Alien Major...

[Egorkor]

there's another screenshot of the same tactic, the biggest room in the caves was fulla eggs. that was the round with 5 aliens winning after the xenoert, so eh. looks nice.
back on topic.
http://i.imgur.com/uMSDYoS.png
LOOC: CKCritter: this is hilarious
LOOC: Queen: Its 3spooky5me

[Seehund]

there's another screenshot of the same tactic, the biggest room in the caves was fulla eggs. that was the round with 5 aliens winning after the xenoert, so eh. looks nice.
back on topic.
http://i.imgur.com/uMSDYoS.png
LOOC: CKCritter: this is hilarious
LOOC: Queen: Its 3spooky5me

CHECK YOUR STEAM

[Egorkor]

i did already. the pod name's eh, but i was outta options.

[TopHatPenguin]

That one squad who does it wrong.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Deploy as the only competent SL.

Die at near end on planet.

[Egorkor]

That one squad who does it wrong.

and paid for it.

[Egorkor]

Queen devours Sandra White!
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
You hear something rumbling inside Queen's stomach...
Sandra White fires the M41A Rifle (Wielded)!
Ravager (426) is hit by the rifle bullet in the chest!
DEAD: Alien Larva (890) says, "WTF"

[Logi99]

there's another screenshot of the same tactic, the biggest room in the caves was fulla eggs. that was the round with 5 aliens winning after the xenoert, so eh. looks nice.
back on topic.
http://i.imgur.com/uMSDYoS.png
LOOC: CKCritter: this is hilarious
LOOC: Queen: Its 3spooky5me

That was the best round of xeno rounds I have done. Why is it every time I'm queen we win? I mean I dislike going queen but somehow good at it.

[Gentlefood]

I managed to do this. Wasn't very effective, but was funny.

[Azmodan412]

Déjà vu (Eggs galore): > viewtopic.php?f=64&t=739&start=825#p52809

eggs galore.png

Eggs courtesy of Aredal (as Solo queen)

This tactic seems to work somehow.. both rounds = Alien Major...

A kid in a candy store. More like a Carrier in an Egg Store... Same mental image.

[ZDashe]

During a low-pop round, where marines were scarce, aliens swarmed the FOB and forced marines to pull back to Sulaco.

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► Show Spoiler

Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "Well, we fucked up but no one died, I'm amazed"
...
Moris Black [Sulaco (BO)] says, "All marines meet in briefing for a story circle and show and tell"
Marines gather in briefing room...
Alaina Koepple buckles in!
Moris Black asks, "So... Anyone got a plan?"
Alaina Koepple says, "Burn those fuckers to the ground"
John 'Spartan' Murry says, "We could pray"
Moris Black says, "Well nows the time brothers"
Alaina Koepple says, "Eh, I'm an atheist"
William Stone says, "Aye, same 'erre"
John 'Spartan' Murry says, "Pfft same...never hurts to try"
Moris Black says, "OOOOH FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, WHO HATH FUCKED US SO! WHO GAVETH UPON ME A COOKIE WHEN I NEEDED A NUKE"
(Cookie was spawned in earlier...)
William Stone says, "I loike the sound of the 'burrnin' parrt"
John 'Spartan' Murry says, "We could go down and ask them to just not"
Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz says, "Hm."
Moris Black says, "LEND US S NEW DAY, AND MORE BOOTS, SO WE MAY STEP UPON THEIR GRAVES, OR MAYBE A FUCKING AID FROM SOME SHIP"
Alaina Koepple says, "Crazy as it seems, it's...possible"
Moris Black says, "Amen"
Alaina Koepple says, "I managed to kind of understand one of those things"
Alaina Koepple says, "I think it said it couldn't understand us either"
Moris Black has been attacked in the chest with soap by Moris Black!
William Stone has been attacked in the chest with soap by Moris Black!
Alaina Koepple has been attacked in the chest with soap by Moris Black!
John 'Spartan' Murry has been attacked in the chest with soap by Moris Black!
Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz blocks the soap with the riot shield (Jeser's Holy Shield)!
Moris Black says, "YOU HAVE BEEN CLENSED"
Ray 'Zero' Robinson has been attacked in the chest with soap by Moris Black!
Your armor has softened hit to your chest.
Moris Black has thrown the soap.
(~50 pairs of Marine Combat Boots spawned in..? Nah just 1 pair appeared)
Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz says, "Ehm..."
Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz asks, "What's going on?"
William Stone exclaims, "Thank ya kindly, XO, but, perrsonally, i'd loike to get back ta killin!"
Moris Black says, "NOW DRINKETH FROM HIS BLOOD"
Moris Black says, "AND EATETH OF HIS BODY"
Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz asks, "Eh??"
Moris Black says, "Also im sorry if half of his bloods been drank by me"
This is a Uncle Git's Special Reserve. It is a small item.
A premium single-malt whiskey, gently matured inside the tunnels of a nuclear shelter. TUNNEL WHISKEY RULES.
Uncle Git's Special Reserve is half full!
Alaina Koepple says, "Oh thank god, alchohol makes me feel better"
This is Alaina Koepple!
...
She is holding Uncle Git's Special Reserve in her left hand.
...
John 'Spartan' Murry asks, "Right so...who wants to go on a suicide run?"
Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz says, "I'd prefer to kill them, not die."
Prayers were heard, and a huge BOOM echoed throughout the ship
Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz says, "WHAT"
Jeser 'Jes' Aushwitz unbuckled !
William Stone says, "Oh my"
Moris Black says, "Shall we arm the doctor and have him come with u- JESAUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR"
...
John 'Spartan' Murry [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BUT IN SPACE THIS TIME"
...
Moris Black [Sulaco (BO)] says, "All hands to the hangar for a circle jerk. Bring lotion"
Alaina Koepple stammers, "whoUo!"
Alaina Koepple stutters, "i'M su Dru'nk!"
William Stone says, "Oh noo, Alaina"
Alaina Koepple stammers, "hEY Guys....wAHnna CHeE Me' strip n'Ake'D?"
Damian Wal [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "You're a weird one."
Moris Black [Sulaco (BO)] says, "Ive seen enough shit to rightfully be weird."
Moris Black [Sulaco (BO)] says, "Atleast im fun"
William Stone says, "Ah, fuck it, whjy not, might as well have a bit"
Damian Wal [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "Circle jerkin is for chumps who can't get any humps."

M.O.T.H.E.R. Status Update

Please identify and confirm the cause of the placing of 50 boots on the table in briefing. Have you been hitting the drink again, commander?

Barring that, at least put them back in their lockers.

Moris Black [Sulaco (BO)] says, "MOTHER! MY DEAR SWEET LOVE! IT WAS THE LORDS WORK, NOT THE WHISKEY"
...
Moris Black shouts, "Alrighty so POD!"
Moris Black [Sulaco (BO)] shouts, "ALL ABOARD THE JESUS TRAIN!"
Moris Black [Sulaco (BO)] says, "Drink the whiskey, pet the bible, get on the pod. Simple"
Marines went down in the pod.
Never heard from again...

[ZDashe]

M.O.T.H.E.R. Status Update

WARNING.

THE COMMANDER IS SO HIGH HE IS CURRENTLY OUTSIDE OF THE SHUTTLE HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

PLEASE ASSIST IMMEDIATELY.

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Shortly thereafter...

M.O.T.H.E.R. Status Update

Attention.

The commander could not hold on to the side of the Rasputin long enough for it to land. He has, unfortunately, fallen. His dress was caught in the engine intake.

Let that be a lesson against getting high and wearing dresses into combat operations.

Please follow the chain of succession and provide all due respect to the acting commander.

► Show Spoiler

Also, meanwhile...
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) asks, "Thermal right?"
Joi Carmicheal (follow) says, "Yeah"
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) says, "This /should/ work"
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn unleashes a blast of flames!
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn unleashes a blast of flames!
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) says, "THERMAL GENERATORS"
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) says, "GODDAMNIT"
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn kicks the generator.
...
Joi Carmicheal (follow) says, "Think it need to be super hot than that.."
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) says, "Okay."
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) says, "Maybe."
Joi Carmicheal (follow) says, "Like Lava hot."
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) says, "If"
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) says, "Like"
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) asks, "Exploding welder tank hot?"
Joi Carmicheal (follow) says, "Urrm"
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) asks, "Maybe?"
Joi Carmicheal (follow) says, "We could try"
John 'Spicy' Peppercorn (follow) says, "I'm not the goddamn engineer..."
Drags a fuel tank next to generators, and shoots.
*BOOM*

[Ordukai]

(~50 pairs of Marine Combat Boots spawned in..? Nah just 1 pair appeared)

It was your misfortune to never rightclick on the boot stack :P

Admittedly, they looked a lot less impressive all stacked together, but I couldn't figure out a way to disperse them randomly. They don't make bootspawner grenades, sadly.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

[Logi99]

LOL. THAT Round was recent af. I was the Queen and I was like wtf is dis irl.

[monkeysfist101]

Picture speaks for itself. Those aren't false walls. The PMCs ended up removing the girder.

[Adjective]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. One of my better moments.