Most ridiculous bans and appeals.

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Most ridiculous bans and appeals.

Post by Ocnjak20 » 13 Jun 2016, 12:22

Title names it all, post here most ridiculous bans and appeals that you have seen or witnessed.

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Post by Desolane900 » 13 Jun 2016, 12:23

Got b& for being toxic and cancerous. Can you believe someone would call me toxic?
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Post by Ocnjak20 » 13 Jun 2016, 12:56

Desolane900 wrote:Got b& for being toxic and cancerous. Can you believe someone would call me toxic?
Nope, last time I have heard you were an Angel of Innocence.

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Post by apophis775 » 13 Jun 2016, 14:40

I issued an ERP ban for someone having sex with a turret.

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Post by Minijar » 13 Jun 2016, 14:44

apophis775 wrote:I issued an ERP ban for someone having sex with a turret.
Well this escalated quickly.


Was it hot?

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Post by apophis775 » 13 Jun 2016, 14:51

No, it was not.

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Post by coolsurf6 » 13 Jun 2016, 18:08

apophis775 wrote:No, it was not.
Was the turret firing because the barrel is hot

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Post by Feweh » 13 Jun 2016, 18:37

Had a guy last week brand new to the server PICK COMMANDER. As in he spawned in after the initial start... I message him because hes obviously lost and he tells me this is his first round ever.

So i tell him ill send him back to lobby to pick a easier role so he can learn the game. He says bo problem thats a good idea.

I send him back to lobby, guy spawns in as a Squad Leader. Had no idea where the armory is or how to even use his radios.

I job-banned that fucker into oblivion, i hate players like that.

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Post by KeyWii » 13 Jun 2016, 18:48

Megalopolis is still a meme.
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Post by Egorkor » 13 Jun 2016, 21:36

Feweh wrote:Had a guy last week brand new to the server PICK COMMANDER. As in he spawned in after the initial start... I message him because hes obviously lost and he tells me this is his first round ever.

So i tell him ill send him back to lobby to pick a easier role so he can learn the game. He says bo problem thats a good idea.

I send him back to lobby, guy spawns in as a Squad Leader. Had no idea where the armory is or how to even use his radios.

I job-banned that fucker into oblivion, i hate players like that.
didn't you also have a guy who went for some important job and had no idea how to play it, got respawned and then he went in as the commander? because that shite made me lose it.

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Post by apophis775 » 13 Jun 2016, 21:39

Yes, that was me. The was an MP and he was shitlering on people so I jobbaned him and sent him to the lobby. Motherfucker joined as commander.

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Post by Feweh » 13 Jun 2016, 21:49

apophis775 wrote:Yes, that was me. The was an MP and he was shitlering on people so I jobbaned him and sent him to the lobby. Motherfucker joined as commander.

Haha ya i remember that guy.

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Re: Most ridiculous bans and appeals.

Post by Egorkor » 13 Jun 2016, 22:23

fuck, now that I've recalled this, I've lost it again.

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