False wishes

[CampinKiller]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the owl eats it after three licks.

I wish Marines didn't run from Medics

[Allan1234]

wish granted, They shoot medics.

I wish for the wish of all wishs

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, the grammar Nazis genies could not understand your last message, so however I have used google correction which appeared to be washes, however WISH GRANTED, you have all clean dishes.

I wish for wish of all wishes.

[Minimike]

Wish denied, go fuck yourself

I wish for my wish to die

[tristan1333]

Granted, your wish was the only thing that could save you from cancer.

I wish for more realistic and brutal gun combat.

[CampinKiller]

Wish granted. When shot in the head, your helmet flies off, and you fall face first into a facehugger.

I wish for a cookie.

[Minimike]

Wish granted, its made out of ian and has poison in ir

I wish to be god

[MrJJJ]

Wish Granted, You Become A Eight Corner God Who Can Only Destroy Groins When Someone Is In The Eight Corner.

I Wish For Colonel's To Stop Getting Captured So Easy

[Minimike]

Wish granted they get captured super easy

I wish to get cancer

[Raikyh]

Wish granted you get cancer and get cured afterwards.

I wish I had a harem.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you get cancer, you died of stroke.

I wish that players would heil me.

[CampinKiller]

Wish Granted. Octagon finds out and promptly sends his SS after you.

I wish for infinite wishes

[Minimike]

Wish granted, you then die from massive power intake

I wish I could be dictator of the world.

[coroneljones]

Wish granted,you get lynched for Being a DICKtator
I wish i could play liberal crime squad,longer than 1 minute without dying

[MrGabol100]

Wish Granted. Octagon finds out and promptly sends his SS after you.

I wish for infinite wishes

Wish granted. You wish real trap shit and you die in a coke heart attack.

I wish we had more PvP evunts without involving aliens.

[Minimike]

Wish granted, they involve ERP

I wish I wasn't a DICKtator but was a Dictator

[coroneljones]

Wish Granted,you still get lynched for being a Dictator,Dictatorship always ends in Lynching man
I Wish Wheels(My current LCS guy) Got his Neck Fixed,so he didnt have to use a Wheelchair.

[Minimike]

Wish granted, he breaks his spine.

I wish coronel looses 4 eternity

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Invalid, looses is not a proper word in the sentence.

I wish CJ loses for all eternity.

[CampinKiller]

Wish granted. But you're on his team and lose with him.

I wish I was good at LCS

[supernamekianpenis]

wish granted, but you die of aids 5 minutes after getting good at it

i wish there was no cancer

[Minimike]

Wish granted, there's a new disease that's worse than cancer called Fagleptomy

I wish UnknownMurder was not unknown

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he is no longer unknown and has an alias.

I wish for The Beatles reunion.

[Rovernic]

Wish granted, but we were required to bring a few back from the dead, sparking a world wide zombie outbreak.

I wish Weyland Yutani PMCs were added in.

[MrGabol100]

Wish granted, they were good and you are enjoying playing as them and agaisnt them, oh, also, you got banned, so you are multikeying to test them, oh, look at that hammerban!

I wish the hammerban doesnt hit me.