False wishes

CampinKiller · Post by **CampinKiller** » 26 Jan 2015, 15:09

Wish granted. You are instead hit by the Ban Hammer

I wish I was never facehugged

supernamekianpenis · Post by **supernamekianpenis** » 26 Jan 2015, 16:21

Wish granted, the aliums now glue you to a wall for the entire round and you can't exit the window until round end.

I wish for led zeppelin [without john bonham] would re-unite.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 27 Jan 2015, 08:15

Wish granted, they reunited under new name.

I wish for marines's competence better.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 27 Jan 2015, 16:24

Wish granted, but they only more competent at LO line brawls.

I wish that we had a ground map already.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 27 Jan 2015, 17:39

Wish Granted, it's finished, but it looks very worse.

I wish for Ground Map's name to be, Research Facility Zero.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 27 Jan 2015, 18:20

Wish granted, its so called for the number of players.

I wish that xenos had damage zones to justify the player's insesent need to aim at the head/eyes/whatever

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 27 Jan 2015, 19:06

Wish granted, Everyone throws knives.
I wish for a vodka that is a type of acid to xenomorphs

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 27 Jan 2015, 20:08

Wish Granted, nothing happens.

I wish for molotovs in the game.

Minimike · Post by **Minimike** » 27 Jan 2015, 20:39

Wish granted, you slip and it falls on you so you ded

I wish we had weyland PMC's

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 27 Jan 2015, 22:57

Wish granted, they're really well made. The code works great! However, every time you want to play as them, the only other players who are Weyland PMCs kill you, then each other at the beginning of the round. Every. Single. Time.

I wish more SLs used stun gloves to maintain squad order. When I tell you to retreat, you retreat or you get the gloves!

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 28 Jan 2015, 12:24

Wish granted. You are no longer allowed to play as the SL, and the person they get to replace you is a douche who stuns everyone, and then himself.

I wish that we had fancier hats in the Colonial Marines.

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 28 Jan 2015, 13:33

Wish granted, however it turns out the hats were actually face huggers in top hats. You're now infected.

I wish I had unlimited wishes! Or Unlimited Genies.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 28 Jan 2015, 13:50

wish granted. They dramatize everything you say.
I wish for sir Octagon in a top hat

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 28 Jan 2015, 14:13

Wish granted, but these are the same top hated face huggers from before. Sir Octagon is now an alien.

I wish we had better Commanders.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 Jan 2015, 15:35

Wish Granted, Commander Khan was only best among the Commanders.

I wish Star Trek was real

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 28 Jan 2015, 16:41

Wish granted. But klingons killed everyone
I wish starwars didn't exist

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 Jan 2015, 16:54

Wish Granted, it doesn't even affect anyone.

I wish for the Grinch who ACTUALLY STOLE CHRISTMAS and got away with it.

Minimike · Post by **Minimike** » 28 Jan 2015, 17:03

Wish granted you now get GRINTCHmas

I wish the world imploded

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 Jan 2015, 17:06

Wish Granted, the world exploded from the core...

I wish Mike would never post again on the forum.

CampinKiller · Post by **CampinKiller** » 28 Jan 2015, 17:21

Wish granted. Only he hacks your account and keeps posting.

I wish Aliens was free in HD

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 Jan 2015, 17:57

Wish Granted, it's free in HD but it's buggy as hell..

I wish I had a collection of Daniel Craig's movies.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 28 Jan 2015, 18:01

wish granted. Government bans It.
I wish the movie the interview was free for everyone to still watch

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 28 Jan 2015, 18:13

Wish granted, you must watch it in stills.

I wish that we had the Chiss in SS13.

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 28 Jan 2015, 20:15

Wish granted, but their extereme ethnocentrism leads them to exterminate all other forms of life.

I mean, that is good if you were one of them.

Unfortunately you are not.

I wish the Warhammer 40k server sucked less.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 Jan 2015, 20:29

Wish Granted, it sucks less............Yet...Buggy....

I wish for a faster internet speed than current one.

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