False wishes

[Rovernic]

Wish granted, but you are restricted to only using the Chinese government approved filters.

I wish this was required viewing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, no one is affected by it.

I wish I was a full-fledged president of USA.

[CampinKiller]

Wish granted. You are assassinated at your inauguration.

I wish I had a million dollars

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you have million dollars in table game, monopoly.

I wish I learned new things in school.

[Rovernic]

Wish granted, you learned all the you needed to know to become a successful politician. As before, you are assassinated at your own inauguration.

I wish squad leaders were replaced with Warhammer 40k style Commissars.

[coroneljones]

Wish granted,commissar Jack Knight executes everyone for heresy.
I wish the marine helmets didnt STILL hide beards

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it doesn't hide beards but it hides face. :o

I wish I could sing, "Hey Jude..." song.

[Minimike]

Wish granted. You sing it

I wish all wishes are good wishes even though bad wishes are bad wishes they can be good wishes so all wishes are good even if they're bad wishes. Bad wishes are now good wishes. And finaly. Good wishes are good wishes.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you wished to be divided zero by zero. Your logic fails you.

I wish I can put bag of holding into the bag of holding.

[coroneljones]

Wish Granted,Lord Clownuloth Eats you.
I wish i had an Undead Carp-Hat

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you got it, it's 1Â¥.

I wish Mary whispered her words of wisdom, let it be, to me.

[LordLoko]

Wish granted, but it's some stuff that you already know.

I wish for begin omnipotent.

[supernamekianpenis]

Wish granted, but you never get to see it happen, CAUSE U DED.

i wish for not be ded

[johners12345]

Wish granted, YOU UNDED
I wish.. For The anal cookie from my first time as commander

[LordLoko]

Wish greanted, however, your internet will stop working for an entire day.

I wish this server has HE granades

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, multiple of breaches occurs, thus the lag comes to wreck people.

I wish Sony survived the Lizard-Squad attack.

[Rovernic]

Wish granted, but things were never quite the same...

I wish marines prisoners would stop opening their own lockers after I brig them as MP.

[johners12345]

wish granted, The lockers open on their own
I wish it was easier to kill xenos

[LordLoko]

Wish denied. guit gud

I wish that marines had the pulse rifles that deathsquad has.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you have no armors that can deflect pulse rifles laser and you are very vulnerable increasing the chance of team killing.

I wish for predators.

[johners12345]

wish granted, They kill each other because two of them slipped in mud, setting off their thermal sensors and spooking them.
I wish Lo's weren't shit at their jobs

[Rovernic]

Wish granted, but the MPs go rouge and execute them.

I wish Aliens Colonial Marines was actually a better game.

[LordLoko]

Wish granted, however, isolation is an horrible game.

I wish marines could do a better teamwork on the rounds to win.

[speedybst]

Wish granted, but the aliens get better in return.

I wish that facebook had a better GUI.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, no one gives a fuck.

I wish Facebook GUI was better than previous wish.