False wishes

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 07 Feb 2015, 00:03

Wish granted, instead there is spiders that coccoon you when you nested

I wish to have a war between spiders and aliens and marines and predators

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 07 Feb 2015, 05:06

Wish granted,central nukes the crap out of them with angry deep strikes
I wishâ€¦...for the angry infantry to be coded into the server,and replace HIT

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 07 Feb 2015, 05:12

Wish granted. A bug in the coding causes them to never be available.
I wish for predators to be in CM.

Octagon · Post by **Octagon** » 07 Feb 2015, 08:35

Wish Granted. Predators are in CM

I wish that this thread would die

MrGabol100 · Post by **MrGabol100** » 07 Feb 2015, 08:41

Octagon wrote: Wish Granted. Predators are in CM

I wish that this thread would die

Wish granted, but you are in the thread, so you die, we die, this dies, everything dies, you ended the world, you get demoted from head admin, you are banned and replaced by apop.

I dont wish nothing. (So I wish something, because I DIDNT WISH NOTHING! SO *Head explodes*)

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 07 Feb 2015, 09:53

Wish Granted, you caused a black hole.

I wish I was the Black Hole

Octagon · Post by **Octagon** » 07 Feb 2015, 09:58

Wish granted, you are the black hole... you know... that's the name of your mum's asshole

I wish for no wish

LordLoko · Post by **LordLoko** » 07 Feb 2015, 10:06

Wish denied. Make a wish.

I wish i forgot how to play SS13 so i had the awesome experience to learn all over again.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 08 Feb 2015, 00:36

Wish granted, clown uses poop extinguisher on you
I wish for' coffee

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 08 Feb 2015, 00:44

Wish granted, you have a coffee, it's not normal one though, because it has infinite j-virus in it, you start forever be hunted by clearly not very loud voices that break your brain

I wish to have a RPG and a T500 To Kill All These Marines

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 08 Feb 2015, 13:08

Wish Granted, you have it but you accidentally slipped on your trigger, and shot yourself.

I wish Big Bang Theory wasn't a theory anymore, and it was proven to be true by Professor Sheldon Cooper.

(Do not deny any wishes.)

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 08 Feb 2015, 14:19

Wish granted, however during the experiment that the Big Bang was proven to be true, the universe was destroyed and restarted.

Good job.

I wish Angry Infantry was a more common thing.

Minimike · Post by **Minimike** » 08 Feb 2015, 14:35

Wish granted. They give the universe too much angriness so everything dies.

Good job.

I wish my wish gets denied.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 08 Feb 2015, 15:55

Wish Granted, your wish is denied by law of UnkownMurder. Nothing happens to you, you don't get anymore wishes. You are punished by UnknownMurder's Fairies and is sentenced to execution by 3 days slow radioactive.

I wish Mike would stop granting and making wishes.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 08 Feb 2015, 18:24

Wish meta granted by you granting mike's previous wish, you cause a singularity on a scale of the square root of negative one. I hole you're happy.
I wish that NE was liked on reddit

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 08 Feb 2015, 20:59

Wish Granted, griefers joins.

I wish I broke the Universe.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 08 Feb 2015, 22:42

Wish Granted, New Universe Called Hegarty Is Created In Which Every Time You Join, You Are Griefed, The Universe You Broke Is The Only Safe Place, Just 1 Step Out Of It And You Dead, And Its Like 1 Cm, So Barely Anything Can Fit In It, All Of This Makes No Sense And You Finnaly Broke The Universeâ€¦..And My Brain

I Wish To Make Marines Competent And Somehow Speed Up The Coding Of The New Map.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 08 Feb 2015, 23:19

Wish granted, paradise station get jealous and ddos the server every five seconds

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 09 Feb 2015, 01:12

Wish Granted, What The Heck Did You Wish For?

I Wish For Hegarty And Knight To Doâ€¦.Somethingâ€¦.Kill Marines For Terrorists?

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 09 Feb 2015, 03:50

Wish granted. Both of you are banned for ERP.

I wish I had my damned hat added in so I could waltz around with Hellsing swag!

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 12 Feb 2015, 06:59

Wish granted,xenos steal it every round.
I wish this was moved to the forum games thread/topic

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 12 Feb 2015, 08:02

Wish Granted, it's in the obvious spot.

I wish I didn't do it.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 12 Feb 2015, 18:03

Wish granted,you didn't do it. It's not clear what 'it' is, but you didn't do it.
I wish Unknown wasn't so cryptic/weird

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 12 Feb 2015, 23:25

Wish Granted, I'm weird but I'm with Hugo Strange...
I wish we did the MGS event.

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 13 Feb 2015, 04:16

Wish granted people hate you for doing it
I wish....the corroder was back

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