False wishes

Doctor Clockwork · Post by **Doctor Clockwork** » 09 Mar 2015, 02:37

Wish Granted, but now they fear things that don't kill your friends very quickly.

I wish I could be Satan...

Xurphorus · Post by **Xurphorus** » 09 Mar 2015, 03:03

Wish granted, but now you will have to deal with the over population of hell as souls pour in by the billions...

I wish that there were Tajaran Marines on the server..

Julinova · Post by **Julinova** » 09 Mar 2015, 06:35

Xurphorus wrote: Wish granted, but now you will have to deal with the over population of hell as souls pour in by the billions...

I wish that there were Tajaran Marines on the server..

Wish granted, but will work as Tajapajamarines.

I wish that the Squads hold together.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 09 Mar 2015, 07:20

Wish granted, now Central Command falls apart

I wish for

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 09 Mar 2015, 08:08

Wish Granted, Leonard Nimoy is alive now.

I wish someone next to grant my wish would be SirOctagon, no one else. Check mate, buddy.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 09 Mar 2015, 18:38

Wish denied. You can't break the game.
I wish that Unknown wasn't so moody.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 09 Mar 2015, 18:48

Wish Granted, he's not moody, he releases Khan's and his merry men since he was bored.

I wish I broke the game, and the only person who can wish is Sir Octagon.

(You're not allowed to deny wishes.)

Minimike · Post by **Minimike** » 09 Mar 2015, 21:51

Wish granted, your wish never happens.

I wish my wish gets denied.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 10 Mar 2015, 02:30

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I wish for you people to stop asking for they wishes to be denied

Xurphorus · Post by **Xurphorus** » 10 Mar 2015, 15:17

Wish granted, everyone's wishes become true resulting a massive influx of paradoxes and tears in reality....The End Become Nigh

I wish for a Space Galloping Pony named Todd

Minimike · Post by **Minimike** » 10 Mar 2015, 22:07

Wish granted. It gets eaten and mutilated by space dinosaurs.

I wish I had a real nuclear warhead!

Buzzsaw · Post by **Buzzsaw** » 10 Mar 2015, 22:22

Wish granted. It detonates.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 10 Mar 2015, 23:48

Wish granted you wished to be a fish, so the God listened and made you a tiny fish, and then you get eaten by a Whale, The End

I wish to have a rocket for dinner which does not explode

Aliton · Post by **Aliton** » 11 Mar 2015, 00:23

Wish granted. You take it on a fancy dinner and it goes really well! The food is good, the night is great, and the mood is right. You go back to your place, and you find out it's actually a male rocket. Awkward.

I wish that I always get what I want.

TopHatPenguin · Post by **TopHatPenguin** » 11 Mar 2015, 03:35

Wish Granted you get everything but it starts to crush you from the weight.

I wish that everyone had beards.

Aliton · Post by **Aliton** » 11 Mar 2015, 03:40

Wish granted. World Peace is achieved, and feminism has died down.

I wish to be able to have a command to turn me into a monkey at will on the server.

LordeKilly · Post by **LordeKilly** » 11 Mar 2015, 21:54

Wish granted, but centcom hates monkeys and insta-BSA'd you to death every time.

I wish to be hulk-corgi-marine.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 14 Mar 2015, 14:08

Wish granted. You are killed for being in too much pain of a ugly existance
I wish for coffee

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 14 Mar 2015, 17:59

Wish Granted, you can never fall asleep.
I wish for decaffeinated coffee.

LordeKilly · Post by **LordeKilly** » 14 Mar 2015, 18:36

Wish granted, you fall asleep forever

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 14 Mar 2015, 18:41

Wish Gr-snores-......

I wish everyone would make their wishes.

MrGabol100 · Post by **MrGabol100** » 14 Mar 2015, 19:28

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I wish everyone would make their wishes.

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I wish errors wouldn't happen when people asks wishes about other people making wishes getting their wishes, wish.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 14 Mar 2015, 19:46

Wish... Wait, what? Whose wish am I granting?

I wish that my new eden staff application was accepted.

LordeKilly · Post by **LordeKilly** » 14 Mar 2015, 20:20

It was, but the server got dos'd and never is able to go up.

I wish i was a siberian bear

DernSquirres · Post by **DernSquirres** » 14 Mar 2015, 20:58

LordeKilly wrote: It was, but the server got dos'd and never is able to go up.

I wish i was a siberian bear

Wish granted. You are lost to the Siberian Winter.

I wish that the BS12 code merge could come this week.

;_; don't crush my dreams guys

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