False wishes

MrGabol100 · Post by **MrGabol100** » 14 Mar 2015, 21:04

Wish granted. *Distant "Allahu akbar!!!!"* Oh, all the files exploded, ss13 is no longer a thing, ask goon fagmins to handle you their private code, then get slapped.

I wish no wish, just i wish the wish of peace in the wish of the wishdomful dimension.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 14 Mar 2015, 23:58

Wish Granted, the METAL GEAR PEACE WALKER IS THE KEY TO PEACE!

I wish the next person to wish that UnknownMurder is the best.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 15 Mar 2015, 15:37

Wish granted
I wish Unknown murder was the best failure.

( just kidding unknown)

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 15 Mar 2015, 19:44

Wish Granted, he's the best failure at being a failure and will strive for success and global domination of SS13 with saturation.
I wish the truth is...

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 15 Mar 2015, 19:52

Wish granted, it turns out Unknown was using banknife and not banhammer

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 16 Mar 2015, 20:04

MrJJJ wrote: Wish granted, it turns out Unknown was using banknife and not banhammer

wish not granted. Say a wish bork
I wish jjj wasn't a bork.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 16 Mar 2015, 20:08

Wish granted, it turns out he fell asleep when typing

I wish to stop being called Bork

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 17 Mar 2015, 12:28

Wish Granted, you are now called adopted child.

I wish JJJJr was adopted by MrJJJ

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 18 Mar 2015, 18:08

Wish granted.
I wish that Pauls4eva is unbanned on parole.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 18 Mar 2015, 18:40

HyperPwner wrote: Wish granted.
I wish that Pauls4eva is unbanned on parole.

Wish granted, pauls4eva breaks the server
I wish people followed the game rules

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 18 Mar 2015, 19:18

Wish Granted, admins got bored and decided not to follow game rules.
I wish I created the FINAL SOLUTION in Colonial Marines. (WWII Reference)

Julinova · Post by **Julinova** » 20 Mar 2015, 14:56

Wish granted, server got unpopular due to the high banning rate.
I wish the EA CEO would get annahilated.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 21 Mar 2015, 00:28

Wish Granted, EA shut down. Star Wars BFIII is no longer in production.
I wish I was the CEO of EA.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 21 Mar 2015, 01:39

Wish granted. Ea goes broke. Games fail
I wish I was CEO of nitendo

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 21 Mar 2015, 02:58

Wish granted, what now mr acidic shi?

I wish I would stop being depressed

Julinova · Post by **Julinova** » 21 Mar 2015, 16:19

Wish granted, you're now suicidal.
I wish that all problems on earth are solved immediately.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 22 Mar 2015, 02:01

Julinova wrote: Wish granted, you're now suicidal.
I wish that all problems on earth are solved immediately.

Woah that's harsh..
Wish granted, everyone argues who's solution was best
I wish I had a Irish coffee

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 22 Mar 2015, 04:52

Wish granted, I switched it for a non-alcoholic version.
I wish that marines didn't hate on cats, and KoS them.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 22 Mar 2015, 19:47

Wish granted. Cats now outnumber us
I wish I didn't rick blacklisting when I retweet a gamergater's tweet.

(Seriously, if you retweet a tweet from someone who is on an anti-Gamergate block bot, you get automatically blocked and mass reported by ~2500 people, as an employee of EA found out.)

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 23 Mar 2015, 22:48

Wish granted. No comments on what happened next, too many screams.

I wish i could actually code in NPC Rebels and NPC Tanks and Sprites

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 23 Apr 2015, 23:53

(This must contiunee!)

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 27 Apr 2015, 23:08

Wish granted, they suffer from the dreaded wall-running glitch.

I wish that Isolation had a good ending Better ending.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 27 Apr 2015, 23:39

Wish granted, it ends with her and aliens dying, and as the crew mourns her death, suddenly XENOMORPHS! and everyone is now dead…or surviving somehow…nobody knows, developers too lazy

I wish i would stop seeing people mutinying against the commander because he mutiyned against the other commander who was just bad (like literally, 6 people went after me for mutinying and demoting commander for incompetence, used shit tons of lethals against me, i kept using non-lethals until all of them got out of charge…)

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 29 Apr 2015, 19:33

Wish granted, commanders start with a MP-triggered kill switch - no need to mutiny, since commander is already dead!

I wish that we had autoturrets already.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 30 Apr 2015, 07:56

Wish Granted, Khan seizes and keeps them.

I wish we had a new lobby music.

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