False wishes

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 May 2015, 13:48

Wish Granted, you use bread season on your porkchop.

I wish I was Rick Grimes during apocalypse.

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 28 May 2015, 14:14

Wish granted, you are now a very old version of Rick Grimes.

I wish that there would be no more derp marines.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 May 2015, 15:21

Wish Granted, killing aliens are no longer fun and is considered to be illegal as they are endangered species.

I wish Revolver Ocelot appeared in CM.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 19 Jun 2015, 01:10

Wish granted, he is not who you thought he would be, intact, its just a ocelot, on A REVOLVER, the real Revolver Ocelot can't be seen anywhere

I wish for this to not die

Sligneris · Post by **Sligneris** » 19 Jun 2015, 02:46

That's not a CM discussion... It should be moved to Acid Goop.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 23 Jun 2015, 06:07

Wish Granted, but nobody thought you meant a forum, not a REAL ACID GOOP

I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish ERROR 40440040440

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jun 2015, 09:11

Wish Grante-#$_@#$+@_# 404 Wish Not Found.

I wish people don't care.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 23 Jun 2015, 22:37

Wish granted, nobody cares about anything, AT ALL, this leads to everyone's extinction because nobody cared about the galaxy core exploding

I wish to suggest, and create the last stand and buff/nerf the spiders

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 25 Jun 2015, 07:39

Wish granted the spiders are now ultra buffed and last stand is where aliens have to defend from marines.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 26 Jun 2015, 05:07

error ID-ten-T, wish not found.

I wish that we had a browncoat independents costume for the marines.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 26 Jun 2015, 06:55

Wish Granted, it's a clown item thus deleted.

I wish we lived in Utopia.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 26 Jun 2015, 06:59

wish granted, people ruin it like every single time a utopia is created
(little bit of trivia, utopia means "Unobtainable place", and always occurs else from the here and now, where as dystopia means "not-nice place" and almost exclusively happens in the current time/locations we know - funny that.)

I wish for dwarf fortress levels of damage to the marine and xenos.

LordeKilly · Post by **LordeKilly** » 11 Aug 2015, 21:54

Wish granted, but it's all in shitty tilesets and you have to use a joystick to play the game now

I wish all elves would just be dead.

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 14 Aug 2015, 13:22

Wish granted, all elves are now dead but due to you wishing for it you are now held responsible for genocide and extermination of a race.You will be executed right now.

I wish I was the most robust marine that ever lived.

Post by **SASoperative** » 22 Aug 2015, 19:36

Wish granted. You were permabanned for robusting a marine who pissed you off.

I wish Deathsquad had proper SWAT tactics.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 22 Aug 2015, 19:46

Wish granted, the grey tide pajamarines robust the, with sheer numbers
I wish we had no grey tide

GingerCultLeader · Post by **GingerCultLeader** » 22 Aug 2015, 22:36

Wish granted, grey tide becomes rainbow tide as a swarm of clowns take over the station.

I wish for Fallout 4 to be out.

MikeBluer · Post by **MikeBluer** » 22 Aug 2015, 23:16

Wish Granted it is full of bugs and errors making it unplayable.

I wish a better ending for HL2:Episode 2

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 20 Mar 2016, 21:52

Wish Granted, Now Alex also dies and Gordon has his arm chopped off, oh and there is a army incoming, good luck hero in HL2: Episode 3 Or HL3, which will never come out

i wish to stop being salty

Post by **Allan1234** » 15 Apr 2016, 01:21

Wish granted.

I wish that this thread was ressurected.

RhMoore · Post by **RhMoore** » 17 Apr 2016, 04:05

Granted, but will be abandoned right after this post.
I wish for hugger-proof helmets.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 18 Apr 2016, 15:29

Wish granted but huggers now put the larva into your anal cavity and you give birth that way.

I wish people would ACTUALLY REALIZE THERES A FUCKING CORRUPT-A-WISH THREAD!!!!

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