False wishes

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jan 2015, 10:43

Wish Granted, Commander Khan is only competent commander.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 23 Jan 2015, 12:32

Blank granted, it becomes a tl;dr post
I wish I has bananium ore

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jan 2015, 12:55

Wish Granted, You have it. Nothing happens. You tossed it away.

I wish for BETTER friends.

MrGabol100 · Post by **MrGabol100** » 23 Jan 2015, 14:22

Wish granted, you are a useless scumbag of a ore that only serves to make OP honkers that fuck everyone's round.
I wish i had my own populated baystation server, without tajarans.

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 23 Jan 2015, 14:46

Wish granted. You can never play your server because you are a Tajaran.

I wish people didn't feed the trolls.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jan 2015, 15:11

Wish Granted, trolls scavenges for food.

I wish for Resident Evil HD remake remastered for ps4.

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 23 Jan 2015, 15:51

Wish granted, they remake it into a generic shooter, and its remastered to have 3x worse camera angles.

I wish eye surgery had a shorter recovery time

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 23 Jan 2015, 16:26

Wish granted. All eye surgery is performed like the eye surgery in Deadspace 2. I hope you have a good doctor.

I wish there was a Sniper voice on CM.

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 23 Jan 2015, 18:53

Wish granted, too bad the sniper was aimed at your head.
*Click*

I wish flashlights could be attached to the SMG.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jan 2015, 20:37

Wish Granted, it is attached but you move slower.

I....WISH.........NOTHING.

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 23 Jan 2015, 21:47

Wish granted? Or not granted, granting the lack thereof is granting a wish but not granting a wish does not completet

I wish I understood how to grant that wish.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jan 2015, 21:58

Wish Granted, you understood it. You didn't have to grant anything. Reverse Psychological

I wish Bushcare was made.

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 23 Jan 2015, 21:59

Wish granted. You have obtained a Bottle of Nothing, now make a martini!

I wish the mods and admins knew how to music.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jan 2015, 22:00

razerwing wrote: Wish granted. You have obtained a Bottle of Nothing, now make a martini!

I wish the mods and admins knew how to music.

KEKEKE NINJA

DernSquirres · Post by **DernSquirres** » 23 Jan 2015, 22:03

Wish granted, the admins play wonderful music, but everyone except you hates it.

I wish for something wish about.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jan 2015, 22:17

Wish Granted, you wish Khan conquering N.M.V. Sulaco and seizes the power.

I wish for a proper name that fits Khan.

DernSquirres · Post by **DernSquirres** » 23 Jan 2015, 22:29

Wish granted, Khan's new, fitting name is Buttface McAngrykillemall.

I wish marines could use these: http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/M40_HEDP_Grenade

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 23 Jan 2015, 22:54

MWish granted, now griefiers keep using it when everyone is in briefing.

I wish for queen screech freezing to be nerfed

supernamekianpenis · Post by **supernamekianpenis** » 23 Jan 2015, 23:07

Wish granted, the time is slower, but it gives blindness for 14 seconds.

I wish for a non-shitty wingman corgi who kills all infidels and takes roids.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 24 Jan 2015, 01:06

wish granted, but it turns on you for the roids.

I wish people wouldn't Ahelp Storm.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 24 Jan 2015, 01:15

Wish Granted, ahelp is an emergency crisis now.

I wish I had all consoles in the world.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 24 Jan 2015, 06:21

Wish Granted, You Have All Consoles In The World, But You Have No Games To Play

I wish I Could Nuke The Marines.

supernamekianpenis · Post by **supernamekianpenis** » 24 Jan 2015, 08:58

Wish granted, but it only killed aliums.

I wish i could kill a hooker with no repercussions.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 24 Jan 2015, 20:12

Wish Granted, you kill a hooker being lonely.

I wish for Order of Pheonix.

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 24 Jan 2015, 21:06

Wish granted. You receive one order of Pheonix, medium well lightly season in a butter glaze sauce.

I wish I knew how many licks it would take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

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