You know you play too much CM when...

[TopHatPenguin]

When you don't give a fuck at briefing [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhwJHF1Amkg[/video]

[HighwaterOffical]

When your the HOP, And someone asks to be the HOS, you give them a no access card with the title "Alpha Squad Leader"

[Ghostdex]

When you yell BRAVO BANTER and the people are like "what" this guy is retarded" and then proceed to realize its not CM so your gonna be bored not killing xenos

[johners12345]

When you taze a person expecting 1 hit ko

[HighwaterOffical]

When you play security, open your locker, and realize the fact that there is no marine armor, boots, or gloves.

[Mewth]

When you learn the one place the Alien's like to shit eggs.
It's Xenobio.
every
FUCKING.
ROUND

[johners12345]

When you learn the one place the Alien's like to shit eggs.
It's Xenobio.
every
FUCKING.
ROUND

I did virology ^^
When you ask rd for xeno cuffs

[johners12345]

When you are playing on a other server as chef and you see the rd walk by a xenomorph suit. You immediately reach for your gun.

[Redfield5]

When you notice that you're the only robust security officer on another server.

[coroneljones]

when you expect the heads to call HIT and make it the angry infantry..only to get nothing or ERT

[johners12345]

when you expect the heads to call HIT and make it the angry infantry..only to get nothing or ERT

When you don't get a shotgun as security

[Spaceasshole]

When you see a Vox and shoot at it, assuming it is a server's special Xeno Caste

[Minimike]

When you think ian has a baby in him. So you put him in the processor...

[UnknownMurder]

When Ian's child came out. It was Runtimes (Jonesy)

[speedybst]

Someone noticed my special cat name!
When you're playing cards in maint, hear a door open, jump outta your chair and start looking for your rifle, which you swear you left by the door, both of which are suddenly gone. Noise turns out to be cargo tech, still glare at him suspiciously, and ask him about the event, to which he asks "WHAT?"

[Felkvir]

When you're late for a class and you think you're gonna miss briefing









Or when you're walking in the basement suprised to not find any slimy eggs, and when your thoughts are "Queen where are you?" and you're even more suprised when no one responds.

[SASoperative]

You start to question why security forces have tasers and not full auto assault rifles.

[TopHatPenguin]

When you have a dream about blue doors that slide west to east on a escape pod ( Infernus Knows what I mean )

[crazyh206]

when you see somethig scurry across your floor thinkings its a hugger and grabbing the bat in your room thinking it can save you when it really cant

[UnknownMurder]

When too much bans has been given out and staffs are leaving.

[speedybst]

When you play AVP and start yelling "BANTER SQUAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!" down the headset as you go on a suicide run with a Smartgun, prompting your friends to mute you.

[Butterrobber202]

You scream for the queen! As the captain...

[Derpislav]

Getting tackled on any server causes your eyeball to twitch.

[apophis775]

lol
I was in a /tg/ alien round the other day.
I was like "WTF is my pounce" and I asked the queen for jelly several times.

[speedybst]

When you see a player turned into a xeno by a wizard, who then is friendly because its only a physical transformation, and you're like "Friendly xeno! YUS! I WILL LOVE YOU, AND HUG YOU AND CALL YOU GEORGE!"