The post of death.

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Re: The post of death.

Post by YungCuz » 11 Aug 2016, 14:53

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Re: The post of death.

Post by Shyguychizzy » 11 Aug 2016, 15:10

There I was on Ice Colony, the typical Weapon specialist armed with the sniper, was in bravo squad at the time. So we were underground. came from the Elavator, was in the maintenance. In the tight quarters, there was this one one encounter with this crusher who was charging in the tight space, perhaps two wide maint tunnel. As I went forward, sniped the crusher and murdered it, theres my Sarge, armed with the shotty (either regular or auto shotty) the next thing you know insta dead. I check the combat logs of what caused it, I find that there was five messages, has been hit by buckshot five times, and knocked down point blank. The FF game was quite something.
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Re: The post of death.

Post by Helgraf » 12 Aug 2016, 21:34

>Be captured by Xenos
>Somehow get up
>Out of resin cuffs but not leg cuffs
>Get out of the checkerboard nests
>Evade multiple runner pounces
>Shoot runners
>Dying soon
>Put c4 on
>Allah Ackbar a ravager.
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Re: The post of death.

Post by SagaSword » 13 Aug 2016, 10:30

forwardslashN wrote:OBs, the ultimate in friendly fire.
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I was the CO who blasted off these marines, i set the OB to 5 east other than -5

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Re: The post of death.

Post by DeadLantern » 25 Aug 2016, 19:01

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Re: The post of death.

Post by LordeKilly » 25 Aug 2016, 19:09

Screaming at Louis Calhoun about upskirts over the radio, until my screaming stopped.

Probably one of my favorite moments with Calhoun. redfield, if you're out there, i miss you bud.
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Re: The post of death.

Post by Recounted » 27 Aug 2016, 17:55

One marine ran right infront of the emitter and died instantly
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Re: The post of death.

Post by SagaSword » 27 Aug 2016, 17:57

Recounted wrote:One marine ran right infront of the emitter and died instantly
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Re: The post of death.

Post by Boltersam » 27 Aug 2016, 18:54

I fought Isaac Miller in a knife fight without my armour.

Bastard killed me from the grave fifteen minutes later, when the punctured lung decided it was the time to take a leak.

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Re: The post of death.

Post by Renomaki » 28 Aug 2016, 00:38

In a recent CO round I had, Russians had boarded the ship. Being the commander, I attempted to negotiate with them and find out their reason for being here.

At the time, I had a pistol on me, and when I turned to face them... I accidentally fired a shot towards them. It missed, but the Russians took it as a declaration of war. Whoops...

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Re: The post of death.

Post by Rey » 28 Aug 2016, 00:55

Bursted out of a crusher on the evac shuttle then solo'd the Queen with machete in b18armor, for some reason she was aiming for my torso so that worked out great since I had no helmet. I then clicked myself with the machete in hand by accident, can't remember if I died but I got knocked unconscious and was in crit afaik.

It was amusing to say the least.

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Re: The post of death.

Post by DeadLantern » 13 Sep 2016, 23:41

bursted out of a runner then a larva bursted out of me

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Re: The post of death.

Post by Martzin » 13 Sep 2016, 23:59

Mech__Warrior wrote:My best death was probably detonating the Supermatter to Amazing Grace on the bagpipes. There was the flash of fire as the drone tried to keep me pinned, before we both burned up as did every alien on the ship except the queen and ravanger.
Were you that Engineer who blew up the SM Core on that infamous round where 5 marines made it back to the colony and hid out in the Secure Storage only to get nuked?
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Re: The post of death.

Post by Martzin » 14 Sep 2016, 00:01

Well for my dip into the forum, when the aliens first landed on the Sulaco, I slipped in a puddle of acid and slowly burnt to death next to a couple of marines hiding behind a table. None of them had the thought to help me and I just melted in the acid puddle, right before the aliens took over the lower hangar.
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Re: The post of death.

Post by Mech__Warrior » 14 Sep 2016, 13:21

Martzin wrote:Were you that Engineer who blew up the SM Core on that infamous round where 5 marines made it back to the colony and hid out in the Secure Storage only to get nuked?
I don't think that was me because there were two last survivors in cargo, and the two last aliens were on the lower deck of the Sully.

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Re: The post of death.

Post by Clarkeh » 14 Sep 2016, 13:34

Going back a few weeks now, i late joined as a marine, as i was running along the path near north nexus a Mature Hunter decided it would be fun to memeleap me five times a row and eventually start hacking me to pieces, i manage to escape and get back into the Nexus and called for a medic, at this point i was bleeding out, mauled hands the whole works. A medic shows up and relief quickly washes over me that i was in safe hands. This relief was quickly replaced with disappointment when the medic in question had forgotten to pack his medical gear of any kind. Seeing this mistake he babysits me and manages to get me to the sulaco ladder second floor were a promptly bleed out and die.

I can't remember the medics name but both myself and Biolock were facepalming at this major medic oversight and he recommended i posted my story here lol.

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Re: The post of death.

Post by Daman453 » 14 Sep 2016, 16:37

That one time that i died because someone friendly fired me into crit, then a mod told me to get back to ship. It then turned into let's rest on the ground for the bit in crit with white edges, as soon as i ghosted, a marine squad found my body.
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Re: The post of death.

Post by Recounted » 14 Sep 2016, 21:52

Death by being serperated from the marines by the boilers acid cloud is the worst death
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Re: The post of death.

Post by Biolock » 14 Sep 2016, 22:03

- Was defending the FOB
- Only combat medic who knew which side of a syringe goes in the patient
- Xenos are closing in on FOB.
- Three orbital beacons set below us in case the FOB is lost.
- Xenos continue pushing but are being held off.
- Hear one of the orbitals start beeping
- Shit
- Being running when I am caught at the edge of one of the blasts.
- Teammates start closing in to help me.
- Hear the other two orbital beacons beep.
- Double shit
- Final words are, "Run".
- Get sent to Kingdom Come by direct orbital hit.
- Bitch in dead chat about commander prematurely destroying our FOB and killing a bunch of marines.
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

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Re: The post of death.

Post by SPACEpotato1 » 17 Sep 2016, 09:33

- Be Specialist Smartgunner
- Take command of Charlie squad
- Injure a shit ton of xenos
- kill a boiler
- suddenly queen screeches
- get decaped AND gibbed so I can't be cloned
- Rage in deadchat
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "THERE'S A DRONE AND A TON OF INFECTED LEFT."
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "IT AIN'T OGRE"
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "NOT YET."
Charlie Harding [Charlie (CL)] says, "It's never ogre."

Thy hero potato hath returned

Hivemind, Mature Larva (47) hisses, '"Hunter 47"'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'Agent 47 GOOOO'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'OH M GOD'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'NOW I'M 420'

Kain Powers [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Im doing an infected marine"
LT Holden Ward [MedSci (BO)] says, "Please do not have sexual intercourse with infected marines"

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Re: The post of death.

Post by NoahKirchner » 17 Sep 2016, 16:35

Biolock wrote:- Was defending the FOB
- Only combat medic who knew which side of a syringe goes in the patient
- Xenos are closing in on FOB.
- Three orbital beacons set below us in case the FOB is lost.
- Xenos continue pushing but are being held off.
- Hear one of the orbitals start beeping
- Shit
- Being running when I am caught at the edge of one of the blasts.
- Teammates start closing in to help me.
- Hear the other two orbital beacons beep.
- Double shit
- Final words are, "Run".
- Get sent to Kingdom Come by direct orbital hit.
- Bitch in dead chat about commander prematurely destroying our FOB and killing a bunch of marines.
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Re: The post of death.

Post by Biolock » 17 Sep 2016, 16:52

Story of my life
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Re: The post of death.

Post by lololohan22 » 22 Nov 2016, 16:54

was walking in the road just south of medbay suddenly a ravager and crusher come from the darkness, crusher chargers and hit me them rav slash me to crit and crusher puts a hugger on my face, ravager devours me them one second later i wake up and burst outta the ravager and kill the hugger before getting infected, only to get to sulaco and get slashed to death while doing surgery and lower hangar

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Re: The post of death.

Post by RoswellRay » 24 Nov 2016, 16:26

-Russian roulette vs a pred, down to the last bullet.

-Flew a solo mission as MP to rescue the marines trapped at lz1 and held off the aliens solo until the last wounded marine got onboard at which point they closed the shutters on me.

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Re: The post of death.

Post by LordLoko » 25 Nov 2016, 07:07

Allahu ackbared myself with C4 after I got free from a nest
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