The post of death.

DeadLantern · Post by **DeadLantern** » 23 Jul 2016, 19:28

post here the best ways your characters have died or killed someone.
The funniest, the hardest, the easiest, ect.
Let the games begin!

TopHatPenguin · Post by **TopHatPenguin** » 23 Jul 2016, 19:29

Being detonated by the commander while painted red like a gummy bear, my gibs pretty much covered the hallway.

Deus Dactyl · Post by **Deus Dactyl** » 23 Jul 2016, 19:33

(Almost) died when an engineer handed me a primed frag grenade. I managed to toss it away and not injure anyone, but I actually deserved it :P

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 23 Jul 2016, 19:36

Was a marine engi and was making defenses on the sulaco and warned people not to push me because it was getting annoying at this point. Some guy pushed me and I attacked him with a welder, he shot me then I killed him, said in done and suicided. Fucking baldies

Mitii · Post by **Mitii** » 23 Jul 2016, 19:38

Survived most of a round and had some fun RP, until I unknowingly walked into my survivor buddy's line of fire who happened to be wielding an SVD. I lost my head. ;-;

Solacian72 · Post by **Solacian72** » 23 Jul 2016, 20:27

One time I was an SL and a xeno was nest-guarding me, but I got out of the nest anyway. The xeno let me stay up long enough to pop an orbital beacon, and it activated, while I as in the caves mind you. In LOOC, the xeno jokingly mocked me saying "You know that won't work in the caves, right?" Five seconds later both of us got blown up.

Warnipple · Post by **Warnipple** » 24 Jul 2016, 04:24

I was playing as an elite spitter. I was watching and stood beside a combat engineer who was resin cuffed, had his knife melted and his firearms melted. I thought it'd be safe to go grab a snack and a drink maybe. A couple minutes later, I come back with no character and no ghost sprite. It turns out the combat engineer planted C4 on me and got away. Those clever bastards.

Renomaki · Post by **Renomaki** » 24 Jul 2016, 16:42

I was playing as a standard during a game of Whiskey Outpost survival, where I was holding the line with an autoshotgun in hand.

Sometime early into the match, a runner pounced a nearby marine, so I attempted to point blank it with a slug to the face.. However, I ended up misclicking myself and shooting myself in the chest, where I later died a fool.

YouTube · Post by **Desolane900** » 25 Jul 2016, 07:12

The countless times I've taken place in a hive assault only to walk past a wall or pile of trash and get face hugged.

YungCuz · Post by **YungCuz** » 25 Jul 2016, 07:14

Flying out into space to get my bag and cookies and getting attacked by space carp.

MasterZ01 · Post by **MasterZ01** » 25 Jul 2016, 07:20

All MTs that couldn't find something to do after setting up and optimizing the engine will know what real boredom is like.. so much to the point of combining Welding fuel and 5 cans worth of Thirteen Loko, then injecting it directly into the blood-stream via needle to see what would happen..

p.s. you suffer a massive seizure and your heart explodes :>

p.s.s. if you pour it directly on yourself.. you'll spontaneous combust

YouTube · Post by **Desolane900** » 25 Jul 2016, 07:37

MasterZ01 wrote:All MTs that couldn't find something to do after setting up and optimizing the engine will know what real boredom is like.. so much to the point of combing Welding fuel and 5 cans worth of Thirteen Loko, then injecting it directly into the blood-stream via needle to see what would happen..

p.s. you suffer a massive seizure and your heart explodes :>

p.s.s. if you pour it directly on yourself.. you'll spontaneous combust

Brb. Need to get my fix of phoron and odd soda(?)

Sancronis · Post by **Sancronis** » 25 Jul 2016, 20:48

My best death would be committing seppuku whilst infected despite a Praetorian constantly tackling me and two other marines so we couldn't escape. (The Praetorian did tackle me, but I bled out before bursting).

Mech__Warrior · Post by **Mech__Warrior** » 26 Jul 2016, 01:49

My best death was probably detonating the Supermatter to Amazing Grace on the bagpipes. There was the flash of fire as the drone tried to keep me pinned, before we both burned up as did every alien on the ship except the queen and ravanger.

doodeeda · Post by **doodeeda** » 26 Jul 2016, 11:30

I looked away for literally 1 second to look at my salad..I look back and then I was dead. An invisible hunter pounced on me and I got SADAR'd. Rip.

McRamon · Post by **McRamon** » 26 Jul 2016, 13:25

Aliens were in engineering tunnel from hangar to ladder after unlucky boarding(we pushed them there). I walked on airlock tile, got pounced. After i stood up, i immediatly got shot by shotgun knockbacking bullet and found myself in the middle of alien swarm, beneath the empress. Needless to say, i have never seen my comrades again.

Actually i have seen a lot of similar situations where marines just rocket launch their mates into the claws of alien.

lucashunter608 · Post by **lucashunter608** » 31 Jul 2016, 19:20

Getting hit by three ravangers and one crusher at the same time wearing a B18 armor, they had to call the queen to gib me because i just could't die, fun times

Boltersam · Post by **Boltersam** » 31 Jul 2016, 19:30

lucashunter608 wrote:Getting hit by three ravangers and one crusher at the same time wearing a B18 armor, they had to call the queen to gib me because i just could't die, fun times

Listen Lucas, you have option A, die, or B, die painfully. What do you choose?

Lucas: I choose option C!

*half an hour later.*

Changed my mind. Option B, please.

Fritigern · Post by **Fritigern** » 01 Aug 2016, 00:02

Did the CM equivalent of jumping on a grenade.

It was a predator round, and this particular predator was either suicidal or inexperienced. He tried playing chicken with a fully manned FOB and got himself blown away for his efforts. Problem came about when he was about to go nuclear, and a massive swarm of greytide marines were all running in to steal his panties or whatever. There were about six of them around the body, all blissfully unaware and daydreaming about what goodies lie inside the meat pinata they were cracking open, completely oblivious to the countdown ringing in their ears. Yeah, they were just beady-eyed, bald bastards, but I didn't want to see them all dead. So, taking it upon myself to be a metaing piece of shit, I pushed through the crowed, grabbed the body and dragged it out into the snow. Blew up right in my face, but no one else died.

Daman453 · Post by **Daman453** » 09 Aug 2016, 23:02

As CO/XO, i faced off a iron bear with 2 pistols... needless to say he won... after missing 15 shots and then finishing me off with a nade... i only clipped him with 2 pistol bullets

YouTube · Post by **Desolane900** » 10 Aug 2016, 17:33

Not too long ago, ran face first into a spitter and hunter and got stunlocked to death, AKA cheesed. The Hunter was about to make off with my corpse like a 1920s train bandit until he stepped on a mine and experienced cheddery goodness not even 10 seconds after cheesing me to death. My sides were destroyed that day.

Post by **TeknoKot** » 10 Aug 2016, 18:06

My worst death occured when I decided in Ice Colony to head down elevator and rescue my squad. Killed a lot of aliens, saved couple of my squad mates and loaded into pod until.. A retard calls it up without me onboard. My entire squad went up and left me alone. I started shouting fuck all over comms before getting gangraped by ten xenos or so.

NoahKirchner · Post by **NoahKirchner** » 10 Aug 2016, 18:34

My first round on CM, I got deployed near the pod, and it was intense. We were basically surrounded by xenos, when we get ready to move out I rightclick something in the distance, and in an attempt to close it, I clicked on myself. *pow* I had to get medevac'd because I shot myself in the chest with my rifle. I had only gotten to shoot at one xeno too *cry

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 10 Aug 2016, 18:46

>Was CO as pre-scottish Tyler.
>Was dealing with attachments, briefing, overwatch
>Also dealing with A CAPTURED XENO DRONE. Locked/welded it and stuck it in containment. It melted itself so that was funny.
>Returned to CO duties in the Bridge.
>Carl Carlson (a BO) or something like that took aim at me (pre-Bridge update), saying I had to step down from CO. He was alone in an unauthorized mutiny.
>Drew my Deagle, shot his head off in one go and his bullet missed me.
>I believe that was a Marine Major.

I think my nickname was Azathoth or Thanatos at that juncture.

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